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unicornwhisperer
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Where is my lightsaber when I need it?

RACHOOOO!!!!!!!

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Fossil
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NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!SCOOBY DON"T!!!

And then his ass exploded!

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:Locke
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I don't get it. You mean you didn't bring me the stolen donkey because there was a bomb?...Try explaining again.

Will you be my duckie-wuckie?

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Polemarch
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And then what did they ask you?

YAY!!! We're Doomed!!!

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jehovoid
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Satan: Beelzebub! What is that racket outside!

Beelzebub: [timidly] Well, Your Lowness, it's the souls... it seems they've been promoted by God from damned to... well, listen: [opens window to joyous cheering]

I gotta see a dog about a man.

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Fossil
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Hey Rex, where ya going? You're gonna miss the cat fight.

Handbook? Handbook to what?

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Vaultgirl
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Is it possible to define male-ness in a single phrase?

Those were the days.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? Sunday?

The magnet from a really huge speaker.

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ludosti
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What was your favorite part of the Brittany Spears concert?

Just don't stick it up your nose!!

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Zalmoxis
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Dear. Ms. Manners:
My husband and I recently received a larger silver gravy boat for our 20th wedding anniversary from a relative we hardly know. Would it be appropriate to return it for something we like better? Or is there a more appropriate, less "insensitive" action we could take?

Wait a minute...that's no kinetic sculpture!

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jehovoid
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Do you like George's kinetic scultpure sitting up there at the top of the hill?

I'm always ready for that!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are you ready to be probed by aliens?

Nail polish and a wig.

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Vaultgirl
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Remind me...what's the boyscout motto?

Go ahead and pretend.

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Dan_raven
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What should I do before I tend to the wounded?

It is an incorrect Oxygen/Nitrogen mix.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why is this class so stifling?

100 billion stars.

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NdRa
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Bad, bad pick up line: Want to know what I see in your eyes that makes me sure you were made in heaven?

Only if the stapler is red.

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NdRa
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Bad, bad pick up line: Want to know what I see in your eyes that makes me sure you were made in heaven?

Only if the stapler is red.

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Dan_raven
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DO you think the marriage between the Communist Paper passer and the girl who staples his papers will last?

Repeating a bad pickup line doesn't make it better.

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Polemarch
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Hey, wanna come down to my house and shake it up a little?
Hey, wanna come down to my house and shake it up a little?

Stop that! It's sending out lethal waves of stupid!

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Hobbes
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Wow, that is one crappy tatoo!

Let there be meatloaf.

Hobbes

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Bob_Scopatz
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What did God say to the lions as he tossed Adam and Eve out of the Garden?

A stack of flour tortillas.

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Vaultgirl
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What do you wanna bet?

Let me in on that action.

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Xavier
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I had a really funny response to that, but it was most certainly PG-13 or higher

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Chess
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You want some, Billy Joe Bob?

I want some.

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Ophelia
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What would you say to...FIERY DEATH?

Greco-Roman architecture and a pina colada

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Chess
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Tell him his puishment!
<not quite a question but it works>

"I'm so excited, I just can't hide it, I know, I know, I know I want you..."

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Doug J
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What do you say when you shower with 80 men?

A broken hardrive.

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Chess
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I want the cheapest thing you have.

You did 80 men in 10 minutes....

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Darth Mauve
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We just read through that new book, "80 Men I Knew" by Maddonna in record time.

Keep it clean, or keep me informed.

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NdRa
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Any word of advice before I leave for endercon?

It's always this loud.

[This message has been edited by NdRa (edited June 05, 2002).]

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Chess
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How did you get to be that loud while "sleeping"?

I know why you hate me.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Were you always this cute?

Shhh...they're nesting.

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wordman
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What are those things crawling around your ear?

If the telephone would stop ringing, maybe I could do something about it.

[ February 28, 2004, 10:44 AM: Message edited by: wordman ]

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Chess
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Aren't you goimg to do something about my phone lines? I'm paying you $50 an hour!

Your Mom and I had a nice night, we...

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are you going to be my new daddy this week?

Toe nail fungus.

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Leto II
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What does Chess smell like?

A rose, by any other name...

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Bob_Scopatz
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Arroz con pollo?

Si no tiene el Schlitz, no tiene el gusto!

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Dr. Mobius
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Q: Can you say that in Spanish?

A: Your mom.

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blattos
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who have put my cat in the microwave?

no I'll try to stop...

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Primal Curve
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Would you stop sniffing butts?

If I only had a brain...

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Dr. Mobius
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Q: What's 2+2?

A: So THAT'S what it looks like!

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Dan_raven
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Imagine if a Mobius Strip and the Pentagon had children.

Kinder, gentler, totolertarian dictatorships.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What would we get if that little dog from the Wizard of Oz ran the world?

A cavalcade of stars!

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NdRa
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Isn't he that psycho baby killer that lost his legs in Nam?

Sure, he picks at it all the time.

[This message has been edited by NdRa (edited June 06, 2002).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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What is that, a second nose growing out of his elbow?

Extra strength pain killers.

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Chess
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Something I need...

"All you need is..., All you want is...LLLLLOOOOVVVVVEEEEE, All you need is..., All you want is..."

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the best Dave Matthew's song with a lyric stolen from the Beatles?

A Clockwork Orange.

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Chess
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What do you want?

"Like a virgin..., for the very first time..., like a virgin,virgin,virgin..."

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Bob_Scopatz
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Has anyone ever set "Song of Solomon" to music?

Personal preference, and nothing more.

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Chess
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You like guys?!

"Don't speak..., I know just what your thinkin..."

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