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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Hamson
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posted August 02, 2005 09:56 PM
What happened to all those beavers I brought to that crazy party last night? Someone needs a hug!
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digging_holes
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posted August 02, 2005 10:00 PM
What should I say to that raving lunatic of a man staring at me with his crazed, blood-shot eyes and holding a blood-drenched pickaxe in his hands? Take a left at the second light, go on till you reach the shopping mall, then hang a left till you get there, you can't miss it.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 02, 2005 10:27 PM
May I use your bathroom? They call them Republicans.
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Enigmatic
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posted August 02, 2005 10:33 PM
What becomes of the people who are kissed by a Dementor? Zombies, mouthwash, and tech support.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 02, 2005 10:45 PM
Now that we have settled on Planet Earth, what Earth names should we assign to our three offspring, dear? It is okay to sometimes judge a book by its cover. It just depends on the book.
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Hamson
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posted August 02, 2005 11:24 PM
Is it ok to say that the YA version of First Meetings looks silly, even though I know it's the same as the adult sci-fi one? He must've forgotten the eggs again. It tastes so sour.
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MandyM
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posted August 02, 2005 11:44 PM
What's wrong with this omelette your brother made? It must be the paprika.
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Hamson
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posted August 03, 2005 01:16 AM
You know *drunken look on face* it might be the paprika speaking, but you look quite like a diseased eskimo right now.... We come in peace. And bring you atomic weapons as a welcoming gift.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 03, 2005 03:11 AM
What do you want and what did you bring us? If I ever had to have one, it would be now.
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BunnV
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posted August 03, 2005 06:03 AM
A labotomy? The Kozak consensus sequence.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 03, 2005 06:45 AM
Was it the Kojak consensus sequence that was originally defined as ACCAUGG following an analysis of the effects of single mutations surrounding the initiation codon (AUG) on translation of the preproinsulin gene (1)? But then subsequent mutagenesis studies and a survey of 699 vertebrate mRNAs extended the consensus sequence for translation initiation to GCCGCCACCAUGG, where the A in the underlined AUG start codon is coordinate 1 and the A at position -3 could also be a G (2,3)? Uh huh.
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Hamson
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posted August 03, 2005 11:02 AM
Do you know more than that about replication, translation, and transcription in DNA and its complimentary strand of RNA? Rats beat me to it.
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MandyM
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posted August 03, 2005 03:10 PM
Haven't you been trying to finish that novel you were writing? The igloo is much too cold for that.
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NdRa
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posted August 03, 2005 03:50 PM
You want to play halo with me... naked? I would make sure to wear pink tennis shoes before attempting to do that.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 03, 2005 03:57 PM
Tiptoe through the tulips with me? That's a trick question, and you know it.
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Hamson
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posted August 03, 2005 06:00 PM
I don't know half of you half as well as I would like, and I like less than half of you half as much as you deserve. What fraction of these people are male? Running won't help.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted August 03, 2005 08:54 PM
As a new pair of pantyhose, how can I best please my new mistress? Hang it from the shower rod.
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digging_holes
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posted August 03, 2005 09:06 PM
Fred, you left a maimed corpse in the bathtub again, what do you want me to do with it? They taste quite good fried.
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theCrowsWife
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posted August 03, 2005 10:37 PM
Have you ever eaten chicken feet? It's all about the primes.
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Enigmatic
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posted August 03, 2005 10:52 PM
What's so great about Transformers, anyway? Tight pants.
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theCrowsWife
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posted August 03, 2005 10:59 PM
Why are you wearing a thong? The badger ate my duck!
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Hmm216
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posted August 03, 2005 11:07 PM
What happened to my badger? I love my shoes!!
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BunnV
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posted August 03, 2005 11:18 PM
You've finally found your sole mate? I think bees would do a better job.
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BryanP
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posted August 03, 2005 11:23 PM
I've been attempting to commit murder by mosquito, but it's not working so well....any recommendations? I must be fine because my heart's still beating.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 03, 2005 11:46 PM
What did the Aztec sacrifice victim say to the High Priest? I don't think you'll find THAT in the dictionary.
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Hmm216
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posted August 04, 2005 12:46 AM
What is POO POO? I thought my dog did that.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 04, 2005 12:49 AM
Did you pose for a painting of you and your cronies sitting around a table playing poker? I prefer the barbecue.
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Hmm216
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posted August 04, 2005 12:57 AM
I like my chicken roasted with Chocolate!! I was alone.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 04, 2005 01:02 AM
Who was on the grassy knoll while you were in the Texas School Book Depository? That's easy. 17.
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theCrowsWife
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posted August 04, 2005 01:05 AM
What is Tante Schvester's average post per minute? Time to kill the cricket.
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Hmm216
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posted August 04, 2005 01:06 AM
How many times did you end up doing the hokie pokie last night? I think they were roosters.
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Hamson
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posted August 04, 2005 01:09 AM
How many lettrs here? That would work better after hitting it with a large club.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 04, 2005 01:11 AM
Yikes! You're all posting at once. I can't keep up with you! <panting>
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 04, 2005 01:13 AM
1 -- What time is it? 2 -- Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? 3 -- Can I kill the cricket with Raid? Make it stop!
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Hmm216
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posted August 04, 2005 01:15 AM
I tried to get the donkey to calm down by softly rubbing his back, but my efforts failed. Any suggestions? I loved the watermelon.
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theCrowsWife
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posted August 04, 2005 01:16 AM
Tante is going crazy. What should we do to help? Now it's time to really mess with her...
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 04, 2005 01:18 AM
For Hmm: Why are there seeds all over the bedsheets? For CW: What time is it again? I will survive.
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Hmm216
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posted August 04, 2005 01:24 AM
What will you do tommorrow without hatrack?? Party of two.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 04, 2005 01:25 AM
How many people came to your big surprise party? Three or four. But not five.
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theCrowsWife
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posted August 04, 2005 01:27 AM
How many fingers am I holding up? Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief.
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Hmm216
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posted August 04, 2005 01:29 AM
Who was Taffy? I love my Little Pony!
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Goo Boy
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posted August 04, 2005 02:29 AM
How's dinner? 100 freaking pencils.
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BunnV
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posted August 04, 2005 02:39 AM
Wait, what's that in your ear? Nonesense! Anyone with half a brain can tell that's motor oil.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 04, 2005 02:44 AM
What do you get when you add a bottle of X and a box of pencils? Of course not, I never do that on a first date!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 04, 2005 06:30 AM
Would you fill 'er up, regular, and check the oil while your at it? I take it with cream and sugar.
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BunnV
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posted August 04, 2005 06:40 AM
Have you noticed how bitter this Windex is? And the the cow jumped over the moon.
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MandyM
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posted August 05, 2005 12:03 AM
What delayed the Space Shuttle landing? It's only going to hurt worse if you wait.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 05, 2005 12:13 AM
Do you think I ought to be cutting back on my time spent on Hatrack? It looks like a tiny Statue of Liberty.
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MandyM
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posted August 05, 2005 12:27 AM
Ooooh my first question was too dirty to post.... What's this on my Biore strip? (compliments of my husband) I just clicked on it and there it was.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 05, 2005 12:36 AM
What is Herve Villechaize doing in our living room? We didn't start the fire.
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