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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Tante Shvester
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Why are you staring at your potatoes?
Ah...CHOO!
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Hamson
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Would you like some more pepper on your dish?
He has no face.
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Tante Shvester
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Why don't you just talk to the Phantom of the Opera face to face and discuss your feelings?
Gesundheit!
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Megan
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What's German for, "Ewww, you just got snot all over me!"?
Yes, and I think you should eat it, too.
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Tante Shvester
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Are you going to really give yourself an oatmeal and cucumber facial?
Milk and Honey.
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Megan
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So, what's in this new nutritional bath that you're having me take?
That sounds like a sticky situation.
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Tante Shvester
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Want to see the La Brea Tar Pits?
Pit bull.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What did they call the giant bison they found in the La Brea Tar Pits?
Arm pit.
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BunnV
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What do you think Brad Pitt will name his first child?
They always do that when you try it with a knife.
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Hamson
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Do you think the children will die?
Just like a salmon swimmin' upstream.
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human_2.0
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What is a hatracker like when a landmark is in view?
Suspicion of murder.
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Hamson
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What's that ugly look on your face?
The Moon's bigger than that!
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MandyM
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How large are the La Brea Tar Pits?
Well, it sure is hairy!
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Hamson
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Ewww... are you sure that's Tante Shvester?
That's the question of the day! *REALLY LOUD ANNOYING BELL LIKE THING*
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Bob_Scopatz
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Hi, I don't like the color, can I return this?
It has all its shots.
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Megan
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What you can you tell me about this weasel that would make me adopt it?
I think the solution to that problem would be cheese. Lots of cheese.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What's that smell?
Lots of cheese.
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Megan
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What do you want for your birthday, Bob?
Yes, make it orange and red.
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MandyM
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Would you like some wine to go with that cheese?
But the blossoms are poisonous.
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Jess N
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Would you like some hemlock in your wedding bouquet?
The roses bared their teeth.
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Bob_Scopatz
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So, how was your date last night?
It's a metaphor.
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Hamson
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But.... wouldn't you die with a heart of stone?
Random bursts of power outage.
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Tante Shvester
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Well then, why do YOU think the dinosaurs all went extinct?
I'll name him Pegasus.
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SpiffWilkie
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Isn't your baby's head rather pointy?
Almost three and a half.
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Bob_Scopatz
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How many Iraq wars could we afford if we cancelled Medicare and Social Security?
At least that's what it is this month.
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Tante Shvester
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Did you hear that P. Diddy changed his name to "Diddy"?
It's not all that pointy.
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Hamson
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Could I borrow your baby, and use him to breed a race of children that could help us resolve our differences with the mole people?
I'll need a lot more tennis balls to do something like that.
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SpiffWilkie
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Are you going to teach your pet octopus to juggle?
All I wanted was a twinkie.
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Treason
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What were Hitler's last words?
It will cost twice as much for the ones with gangrene.
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Narnia
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You mean I can get these gorilla feet for $20?!
Well, it couldn't make it any worse.
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Tante Shvester
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Would adding a dash of pepper improve my meatloaf?
That's why they're called CD's.
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Hamson
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Are you sure it's legal to burn that?
I will not instigate revolution.
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human_2.0
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You got to check out this new dance dance game!
It is like cooking a chicken with a flame thrower
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Hamson
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What's cooking a rooster with a flamethrower like?
The 12 foot lamp.
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Tante Shvester
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What do you need six pairs of light-up sneakers for, anyway?
Shvester, not sweater.
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MidnightBlue
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What's so offensive about giving you a twelve pack of deodorant for your birthday? You're Tante Sweater aren't you?
And that's why I don't look out the window.
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Enigmatic
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Why isn't your gardener wearing any pants?
Tart and tiny.
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Tante Shvester
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Oops -- Edit
For Midnight:
Did you mean to install that one-way glass facing that way?
For Eni:
Do you like your men tall, dark and handsome?
Not a "Senior Moment", more like a "Sophomore Moment".
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Hamson
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Remember that job you got watering MidnightBlue's garden when you were a senior?
I wrote a book on that.
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Tante Shvester
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Have you seen my package of loose leaf paper?
It's the new Darth Tater.
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MandyM
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What is Ron White's comedy tour called?
They're all going to laugh at you.
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Tante Shvester
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What's the worst that can happen at Open Mike Nite at the Comedy Club?
Not with at 10 Foot Pole.
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Hamson
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Could you please say a comprehensible statement?
It's times like this when I wish I hadn't sold it all for that 400 gallon ice cream bucket.
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Tante Shvester
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Whatever happened to your ice cream scoop collection?
I just need one more clue to solve this mystery.
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human_2.0
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Why are you carrying around all of those Clue game boxes and then buying another?
Palm trees covered with snow.
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SteveRogers
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Q: What do you mean by contradiction? What contradiction?
A: The Tooth Fairy did it!
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Tante Shvester
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Did you hear who was convicted for incisor trading?
Either the New York Nets or the Internet.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What's your definition of immortality?
Living longer than you.
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Tante Shvester
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Before I draw up my will, tell me, is there anything in particular that you want?
Pottinger's cats.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What did you eat to get such straight teeth?
Dr. Price, I presume.
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