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Brinestone
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What are you planning on naming your daughter?

I closed the deal.
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Tante Shvester
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Why couldn't we add a 6th player to our poker game?

Wite-Out.
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What's that new reality show where no one is allowed to get mad at each other and point fingers?

It happens to even the slipperiest of us.
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Tante Shvester
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So, Mr. Clinton, you finally got caught, eh?

Ahh...minty fresh!
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Would you please get that used chewing gum off the driveway?

I'm not as hungry as you might think.
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Are you responsible for the missing car parts?

Blue oranges!
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Tante Shvester
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Now class, who can tell us what is so disturbing about BunnV's still life painting of a fruit bowl?

Just a minute ago.
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So*, when are you going to hang yourself?

Life is like a box of slimy toads.
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Tante Shvester
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Which breakfast cereal do you prefer, Cap'n Crunch or Life?

That only works if it's pierced.
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Wanna stick a hot poker through your brain?

Float to Alligator Island!
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Tante Shvester
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What kinds of "adventures" do you have on an outback adventure holiday?

That's the soup of the day.
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What is that stench, did something die in here?

It's cheesy and green.
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Which one is your ipod?

My nose got stuck.
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Tante Shvester
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Sorry, late!

(for Treason)
Have you tuned in to see the Leprachaun Telethon?

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Why are you always poking your big nose where it doesn't belong?

Colonel Mustard, in the Conservatory, with the Lead Pipe.
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Who's streaking through the mansion?

Grape juice. Elephant hats. And yoga. Can't forget the yoga.
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Tante Shvester
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As Genie of the Lamp, I am hereby authorized to grant you three wishes. Consider carefully; what do you wish for?

They are making it a National Holiday.
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Why are there streakers juggling cantalopes?

Watermelons and battery acid.
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Tante Shvester
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What gives your pink lemonade its zesty zing?

Excuse me. Gas.
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Is that music I hear?

A million gongs gonging.
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Tante Shvester
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How would you describe the headache that you get after eating Chinese food?

Funny you should ask that...
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What killed all the buggers?

A is for Alberta and B is for bacon grease. C is for cutthroat and D is for Dead Dilbert.
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Why did you name your new seafood restaurant ABCD?

This porridge is too small!
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Ms. Hilton, why won't you take the part of Goldilocks?

158, give or take a thousand.
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Tante Shvester
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Just how old do you figure TomD is, anyway?

That's the Girl from Ipanema!
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Ahhh!


I don't get it. The timer was set for 3 minutes.
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Why's the jellow on the ceiling?

Fans. Lots and lots of whirling fans.
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Tante Shvester
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What did you see at the big Dervish concert?

I'm not sure. Can I get back to you on that one?
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Would you like me to stab you in the eye with my pen?


Lemony fresh.

(sorry enigmatic) [Smile]
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Tante Shvester
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Can you take the first step and admit that you are powerless over alcohol?

I'm wearing my camouflage clothes.
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Why can't I see you?

Snails climbing all over the place.
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Why do you recommend that I order the salt-rimmed Margarita rather than just a beer, at Bar Escargot?

You can have a dime and three nickels.
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Hey! I gave you a Sacagawea!

Golly, that's a lot of pesticide.
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Do you know what we do to pesky people around here?

The television is in the bathroom.
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How did you potty train your two-year-old so quickly?

It's not supposed to be so spicy.
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Why was the set of "Girls Gone Wild" so completely doused with so much water?

Funny, the Tin Man asked me the same thing.
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Did you make that soda can out of my people?

Behold the power of bananas!
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Did you see the article about how bananas can power Aussie homes?

They don't name kids "Zelda" any more, either.
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How come we can't get a good five cent cigar anymore?

I'm in my really late 20's.
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Tante Shvester
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Bob, isn't your post count just topping the 19K mark?

In my fantasy, there is no football.
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Doesn't Hatrack always seem to move slow on Sunday because of football?

I'm not THAT stupid.

Edit: I had the question first and a statement after.

Edit again: I meant to say: I had the statement first and a question after. I think I'm going to go to bed now.
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Is it possible that Jaime is confused?


Green house frogs keep the bug count down - here's to a spider-free autumn.
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We've been drinking all night, and I think we've just about run out of things to drink to, don't you?

That's easy, all you need is a plugged in toaster and a butter knife.
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I have a serious hangover, do you know how to cure it?

This...is...war!!!
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Is this "Slap Jack"?

That's not according to Hoyle.
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You'd better shut up or I'll stick this ace where the sun don't shine!


That just makes no sense at all.
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You're going to stick the ace on the dark side of the moon?

Beware the Ides, that's all I'm saying.
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The words of Saint Peter as Julius Caesar approaches the pearly gates: "So what would you say was the most important thing you learned on Earth?"

A swiss army knife, two rubber bands, and a plastic spoon. Maybe a spork.
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What is the standard issue for new recruits to the Swiss Army?

I prefer the raspberry.
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Yum, have you tasted that new bean sprout flavored Slurpee?


It eats its own feet.
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How does the millipede become a centipede?

When Jupiter aligns with Mars.
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