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ketchupqueen
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When are we going to have dinner?

Drat you! Not canola oil! Grapeseed, I say!

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That all natural lubricant you wanted? Was it canola?

Golden raisins.

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Tante Shvester
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Tardy again!

For kq:
What did you say? Did he say "oilcan"?

For Boon:
If the enchanted goose lays golden eggs, what does the enchanted rabbit lay?

But it tastes like catsup.

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Why aren't you eating your dogsoup?

Rich, wild, and largely tax-free.

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So what's your girlfriend like?

Ummm...whoops.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you remember to poke airholes in the box?


Happy birthday!

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Tante Shvester
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What did the weather man say? Going to be 98 today?

Nobody knows whatever became of Roebuck...

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Sterling
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Did the founders of Sears really sign off on a K-Mart merger?

It's clever, but not really an anagram.

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Tante Shvester
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What do you think of the screen name "Margana"?

Maybe they could just build them all glass houses to live in to discourage that sort of behavior.

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MandyM
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What do the Brits want to do with all those crazy kitchen knife stabbers? link to thread

I didn't hear anyone singing.

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Tante Shvester
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Isn't she the kind of beauty that when she walks into the room, the angels sing?

Oops.

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GaalD
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You remembered to play the angels singing track when I walked in, right?

It's kind of yellowish with lots and lots of pink hearts on it. I don't know what I'd do without it.

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MandyM
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Did you get my valentine?

I've already got one, thanks!

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GaalD
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How would you like the Great Hope Diamond as my present to you for Valentine's day?

That's the most repulsive thing anyone's ever asked me!

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Joldo
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Would you like to buy my innocence?

Well, you could always join the Order of the Walnut.

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MandyM
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I quit the Order of the Phoenix when I killed Dumbledore. What should I do now?

For the last time, put that away!

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Tante Shvester
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Don't you think I have my father's nose?

Up and down -- not across.

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Treason
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How are you brushing you teeth with your new toothbrush, Tante?


That is the ugliest baby I've ever seen.

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What did you say to her right before she hit you?




In the eye of the beholder.

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Szymon
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Where's my apple?


Winning the Second World War, I guess

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Tante Shvester
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Uh, Mr. Tojo, I was looking over your resume, and noticed some questionable items -- honestly, is there anything on here that is less than truthful?

It is. AND I'm glad to see you.

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Szymon
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Is this... It's a... Is it a.. gun? A loaded gun?


You must put this and that. Than shake, take it out, smile, and go away.

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Tante Shvester
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Any advice for my bartending school final exam?

I'd like to buy a vowel.

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Treason
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How many times to I have to tell you we're playing football !?


It fits like a badly sewn pair of pants.

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Tante Shvester
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How do you like your screen name, Treason?

I got it from "Haversham's Bridal Boutique".

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Joldo
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Oh my, the rotten veil look is so in--where on earth did this dress come from?

Personally, I'd just use a Palm Pilot.

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Tante Shvester
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Who should we get to fly the charter jet down to the Bahamas?

It is something like Gravy Master, I guess.

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Szymon
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Mhmm... What are these ice-creams oozing with?


Nah, but you'll cetrainly find one on the hatrack.com

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Tante Shvester
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I'm looking for a contentious debate -- have you seen any around?

It's something like Stair Master, I guess.

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MandyM
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Who will teach you how to climb the stairs?

That is NOT a banana!

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Tante Shvester
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Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Just put your lips together and blow.

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Tante Shvester
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Why won't anyone question my answers?

Now would be a good time.

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MandyM
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Would you like some help carrying that anvil?

You ARE the chosen one.

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You is the chosen one?

He has unlimited IN calling.

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Tante Shvester
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How can G'd hear everyone's prayers?

Avast, maties!

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MandyM
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What did they say to the Crocodile Hunter and his wife when they dangled their baby in the hungry crocodile's pen?

You're fired.

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Tante Shvester
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Donald? What did you want to see me about?

By gum! It's gum!

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What's holding the infrastructure together, anyway?

It's forty feet long, but don't worry- it's an herbivore.

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MandyM
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What did the Jurassic Park guide say just before the dinosaur ate him?

But I hate plaid!

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Tante Shvester
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Can you give me one good reason why you shouldn't go to parochial school?

No,no, not "Falk", it's "fork".

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Did you just say you wanted to "falk" me?

But a brand new one would cause a massive explosion.

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Tante Shvester
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Why did you give Richard Reid that soggy old book of matches?

It's the only way to fly.

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Could you please explain me, why the hell are you standing in your window wearing only boxers, toy angel's wings and a plastic beak ?

You gotta be kidding me! I would never do that ! Well, at least not for free..

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Tante Shvester
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Would you please pass the salt?

Well Happy Birthday to me!

(and hi Ewcia [Wave] You're very first post is a question to my answer. I'm honored! Welcome aboard and have fun!)

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Did you know that people that are born on today's date are crazy?

My neck doesn't do that.

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Tante Shvester
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Could you understudy for Linda Blair in Exorcist the Musical?

I can keep it up as long as you can.

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Would you mind holding this target for awhile?


Not without my chain mesh underwear.

[ September 28, 2005, 10:06 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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Are we going to shove these knives into the electrical sockets or not?


It's all in the O.

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Tante Shvester
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What's your secret to success as Tic Tac Toe World Champion?

Now THAT'S disgusting.

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What did you find in your chainmail underwear after we shoved knives in the electrical sockets?

At least you didn't get fired.

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