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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
ketchupqueen
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posted September 19, 2005 07:13 PM
When are we going to have dinner? Drat you! Not canola oil! Grapeseed, I say!
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Boon
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posted September 19, 2005 07:18 PM
That all natural lubricant you wanted? Was it canola? Golden raisins.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 19, 2005 07:19 PM
Tardy again! For kq: What did you say? Did he say "oilcan"? For Boon: If the enchanted goose lays golden eggs, what does the enchanted rabbit lay? But it tastes like catsup.
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Enigmatic
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posted September 19, 2005 09:38 PM
Why aren't you eating your dogsoup? Rich, wild, and largely tax-free.
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GaalD
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posted September 19, 2005 10:04 PM
So what's your girlfriend like? Ummm...whoops.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 19, 2005 10:09 PM
Did you remember to poke airholes in the box? Happy birthday!
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 19, 2005 10:56 PM
What did the weather man say? Going to be 98 today? Nobody knows whatever became of Roebuck...
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Sterling
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posted September 20, 2005 08:32 AM
Did the founders of Sears really sign off on a K-Mart merger? It's clever, but not really an anagram.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 20, 2005 09:43 AM
What do you think of the screen name "Margana"? Maybe they could just build them all glass houses to live in to discourage that sort of behavior.
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MandyM
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posted September 20, 2005 10:34 AM
What do the Brits want to do with all those crazy kitchen knife stabbers? link to thread I didn't hear anyone singing.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 20, 2005 11:02 AM
Isn't she the kind of beauty that when she walks into the room, the angels sing? Oops.
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GaalD
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posted September 21, 2005 10:52 PM
You remembered to play the angels singing track when I walked in, right? It's kind of yellowish with lots and lots of pink hearts on it. I don't know what I'd do without it.
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MandyM
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posted September 21, 2005 10:58 PM
Did you get my valentine? I've already got one, thanks!
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GaalD
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posted September 21, 2005 11:00 PM
How would you like the Great Hope Diamond as my present to you for Valentine's day? That's the most repulsive thing anyone's ever asked me!
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Joldo
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posted September 21, 2005 11:00 PM
Would you like to buy my innocence? Well, you could always join the Order of the Walnut.
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MandyM
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posted September 21, 2005 11:15 PM
I quit the Order of the Phoenix when I killed Dumbledore. What should I do now? For the last time, put that away!
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 22, 2005 01:13 AM
Don't you think I have my father's nose? Up and down -- not across.
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Treason
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posted September 22, 2005 02:45 AM
How are you brushing you teeth with your new toothbrush, Tante? That is the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
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rivka
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posted September 22, 2005 03:19 AM
What did you say to her right before she hit you? In the eye of the beholder.
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Szymon
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posted September 22, 2005 09:04 AM
Where's my apple? Winning the Second World War, I guess
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 22, 2005 09:27 AM
Uh, Mr. Tojo, I was looking over your resume, and noticed some questionable items -- honestly, is there anything on here that is less than truthful? It is. AND I'm glad to see you.
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Szymon
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posted September 22, 2005 09:39 AM
Is this... It's a... Is it a.. gun? A loaded gun? You must put this and that. Than shake, take it out, smile, and go away.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 22, 2005 01:35 PM
Any advice for my bartending school final exam? I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Treason
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posted September 22, 2005 05:16 PM
How many times to I have to tell you we're playing football !? It fits like a badly sewn pair of pants.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 22, 2005 11:22 PM
How do you like your screen name, Treason? I got it from "Haversham's Bridal Boutique".
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Joldo
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posted September 22, 2005 11:59 PM
Oh my, the rotten veil look is so in--where on earth did this dress come from? Personally, I'd just use a Palm Pilot.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 23, 2005 12:10 AM
Who should we get to fly the charter jet down to the Bahamas? It is something like Gravy Master, I guess.
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Szymon
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posted September 23, 2005 08:58 AM
Mhmm... What are these ice-creams oozing with? Nah, but you'll cetrainly find one on the hatrack.com
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 23, 2005 09:03 AM
I'm looking for a contentious debate -- have you seen any around? It's something like Stair Master, I guess.
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MandyM
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posted September 23, 2005 10:19 AM
Who will teach you how to climb the stairs? That is NOT a banana!
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 23, 2005 12:38 PM
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Just put your lips together and blow.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 25, 2005 05:20 PM
Why won't anyone question my answers? Now would be a good time.
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MandyM
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posted September 25, 2005 11:38 PM
Would you like some help carrying that anvil? You ARE the chosen one.
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Khavanon
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posted September 25, 2005 11:52 PM
You is the chosen one? He has unlimited IN calling.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 26, 2005 12:05 AM
How can G'd hear everyone's prayers? Avast, maties!
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MandyM
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posted September 26, 2005 12:38 AM
What did they say to the Crocodile Hunter and his wife when they dangled their baby in the hungry crocodile's pen? You're fired.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 26, 2005 12:53 AM
Donald? What did you want to see me about? By gum! It's gum!
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Sterling
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posted September 26, 2005 02:41 PM
What's holding the infrastructure together, anyway? It's forty feet long, but don't worry- it's an herbivore.
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MandyM
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posted September 26, 2005 02:51 PM
What did the Jurassic Park guide say just before the dinosaur ate him? But I hate plaid!
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 26, 2005 04:53 PM
Can you give me one good reason why you shouldn't go to parochial school? No,no, not "Falk", it's "fork".
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BunnV
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posted September 26, 2005 05:00 PM
Did you just say you wanted to "falk" me? But a brand new one would cause a massive explosion.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 26, 2005 05:28 PM
Why did you give Richard Reid that soggy old book of matches? It's the only way to fly.
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Ewcia
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posted September 28, 2005 01:24 PM
Could you please explain me, why the hell are you standing in your window wearing only boxers, toy angel's wings and a plastic beak ? You gotta be kidding me! I would never do that ! Well, at least not for free..
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 28, 2005 07:17 PM
Would you please pass the salt? Well Happy Birthday to me! (and hi Ewcia You're very first post is a question to my answer. I'm honored! Welcome aboard and have fun!)
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BunnV
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posted September 28, 2005 08:02 PM
Did you know that people that are born on today's date are crazy? My neck doesn't do that.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 28, 2005 09:24 PM
Could you understudy for Linda Blair in Exorcist the Musical? I can keep it up as long as you can.
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Stan the man
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posted September 28, 2005 09:39 PM
Are we going to shove these knives into the electrical sockets or not? It's all in the O.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 28, 2005 09:54 PM
What's your secret to success as Tic Tac Toe World Champion? Now THAT'S disgusting.
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MandyM
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posted September 28, 2005 11:44 PM
What did you find in your chainmail underwear after we shoved knives in the electrical sockets? At least you didn't get fired.
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