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dantesparadigm
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So what happened when you didn't le'go his ego?

No, all I was saying was that it looked like Jesus.

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Tante Shvester
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Do you have any idea why the front yard is full of pilgrims holding a vigil to celebrate the miracle of the toasted waffle?

I thought it looked like Elvis.

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Szymon
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Wow! Why have you bought this Glenn Miller poster?


Nah, more like a wandering aiua.

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Sterling
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Was that the centralized Urban Internet User's Association?

Somewhere between a screaming migraine and playing "Advent Rising". [Smile]

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MandyM
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When did you finally get those taxes done?

I think I am addicted.

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Beanny
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Why do you have sudoko markings all over your body?

If you don't know the answer... Why the hell should I???

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What did you have for breakfast?

He barfed.

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Tante Shvester
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What did Chekov do when he heard about Sulu's coming out?

I don't eat that -- I'm a vegetarian.

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MandyM
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Would you like some dessert?

I'll be there in just a moment.

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Sterling
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The last life raft is pushing off, are you coming or not?

I'm reloading as fast as I can!

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Tante Shvester
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What does a person have to do to get some service around here?

His middle name is "The".

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Dav
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What's the middle name of OSC's brother Deal?

I don't care what anyone says, I'm keeping it!

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Tante Shvester
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Can I take your blood pressure?

I can't say that I appreciate your sarcasm.

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So what did you dress up as for Halloween?

100 million Monopoly dollars.

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Well, how much are you willing to spend on me?

I love it when you ask me that.

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Tante Shvester
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Would you mind if I rubbed up against you like this?

I wouldn't even do that on the THIRD date!

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krynn
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Do u mind cleaning out my toe-jam?

Good Question, I'm going to say... yes.

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GaalD
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Will you marry me?

You know, if you say that question backwards it would sound exactly the same.

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MandyM
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Huh?

It really would be better if we did it my way.

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Tante Shvester
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Wanna take the highway?

Well, my friends call me "Mister".

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krynn
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mom, is that you?

i bet you cant say that 5 times fast!

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GaalD
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Were you specifically put on this world to annoy me?!?!

A Neanderthal.

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Zarex
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What are you anyway?

No! I'm a theatre geek!

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Pariah
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Do you even have to know what "thither" means?


You can't possibly be, those were Shitake!

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Tante Shvester
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Dude? Can you bail me out of jail? I got caught with those awesome 'shrooms you gave me.

Que Sera Sera (Whatever will be, Will B).

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MandyM
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Didn't you see those mushroom clouds out there? I think it's serious this time!

No no no! You were supposed to set the clocks back an hour.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, how are you enjoying our return to male-dominated society, segregation, and cars without seatbelts?

Well, at least we don't have to worry about pesky environmentalists anymore.

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Zarex
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So the new legislation went through banning all forms of human advancement?

By Grabthar's Hammer, by the suns of Warband, you shall be avenged!

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krynn
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Is this your first time to Best-Quotes-From-Robin-Con?

I'm sorry, i wasn't listening.

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Zarex
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Now, for two million dollars, and you have only one chance to answer, what is two plus three?

I've never met a problem that couldn't be solved with brute strength and ignorance.

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Sterling
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Did arranging the Ming porcelain exhibit give you any trouble?

Ten, eleven, tw- oops- ten...

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Zarex
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What are those nuclear launch codes?

We need another Timmy.

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Tante Shvester
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Dang it! Lassie didn't warn us in time about Timmy being caught in quicksand. Now what are we going to do?

I have it on speed dial.

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Do you know where the eleven is on this phone so I can call 9 - 1 - 1?

Yesterday! When I discovered it was bologna!

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When did you stop putting 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 in the computer?

Hot dog!

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And what will you be having tonight, Mr. President?

Then you should probably run as fast as you can without turning around.

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krynn
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(starting an answer with "Then" makes it more of a follow up than an answer. this one is a tuffy. i only see using "Then" to start a reply if someone already stated something, so im going imagine that "Then" isnt in your answer.)

What should i do since i have to really go to the bathroom, but both my arms are broken?

For the last time, I will not go on a date with you!

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Hey, you have a two seater right? And I need a ride to the fair. Wanna take me to the fair?


Shampoo on the grass is not good.

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Why are you picking up that novelty dog dropping?

I demand REAL poo!

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Why did you stop that blonde before she could tidy up the yard?


If I've told you once, then I've told you, well... once; it's the BITE that gets ya every time!


Grrr too late that was for Phytakai!

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Sterling
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Bob: "Why has it been so long since you washed your hair?"

Jenni: "Sure he's a eighty-pound pit-mix, but isn't his bark worse than his bite?"

<blows smoke from guns, twirls, holsters>

Around here, everyone does that with gummi bears.

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krynn
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Why are you collecting their heads in that bag?

Because we dont need another one!

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CRash
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And exactly why are you making a Postit note to avoid voting for anyone named "Bush" for president?

You know I won't remember when the frogs begin to croak.

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MandyM
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Why are you writing obituaries for your amphibians?

You'd lose your head too if it wasn't attached to your body!

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Tante Shvester
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Hey, Marie Antionette, we're already late for dinner, what are you looking for this time?

They are a fringe group.

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Who are the "Family"?

She is the esoteric model of the Anwar fashion industry.

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krynn
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Who is that Eskimo woman wearing a contrsuction hat and pretending to shoot a caribou?

Ooops, I accidently did that thing you told me not to.

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Arghhhh... What have you done to my fallus? It really hurts.


You mean Secret Harvard Initiation Test, I hope.

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MandyM
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Are you signed up to take the GRE?

I depends on what happens while I'm gone.

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Do you want to take over the world?

Blame the penguins.

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