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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
dantesparadigm
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posted October 26, 2005 11:28 PM
So what happened when you didn't le'go his ego? No, all I was saying was that it looked like Jesus.
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 27, 2005 01:32 AM
Do you have any idea why the front yard is full of pilgrims holding a vigil to celebrate the miracle of the toasted waffle? I thought it looked like Elvis.
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Szymon
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posted October 27, 2005 02:40 AM
Wow! Why have you bought this Glenn Miller poster? Nah, more like a wandering aiua.
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Sterling
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posted October 27, 2005 02:54 AM
Was that the centralized Urban Internet User's Association? Somewhere between a screaming migraine and playing "Advent Rising".
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MandyM
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posted October 27, 2005 11:01 AM
When did you finally get those taxes done? I think I am addicted.
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Beanny
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posted October 27, 2005 11:36 AM
Why do you have sudoko markings all over your body? If you don't know the answer... Why the hell should I???
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human_2.0
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posted October 27, 2005 02:10 PM
What did you have for breakfast? He barfed.
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 28, 2005 01:34 PM
What did Chekov do when he heard about Sulu's coming out? I don't eat that -- I'm a vegetarian.
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MandyM
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posted October 28, 2005 05:28 PM
Would you like some dessert? I'll be there in just a moment.
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Sterling
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posted October 30, 2005 12:55 AM
The last life raft is pushing off, are you coming or not? I'm reloading as fast as I can!
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 30, 2005 01:08 AM
What does a person have to do to get some service around here? His middle name is "The".
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Dav
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posted October 30, 2005 09:18 AM
What's the middle name of OSC's brother Deal? I don't care what anyone says, I'm keeping it!
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 31, 2005 01:27 AM
Can I take your blood pressure? I can't say that I appreciate your sarcasm.
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human_2.0
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posted October 31, 2005 03:52 PM
So what did you dress up as for Halloween? 100 million Monopoly dollars.
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GaalD
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posted October 31, 2005 04:04 PM
Well, how much are you willing to spend on me? I love it when you ask me that.
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 31, 2005 05:36 PM
Would you mind if I rubbed up against you like this? I wouldn't even do that on the THIRD date!
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krynn
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posted November 01, 2005 07:08 AM
Do u mind cleaning out my toe-jam? Good Question, I'm going to say... yes.
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GaalD
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posted November 01, 2005 11:30 AM
Will you marry me? You know, if you say that question backwards it would sound exactly the same.
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MandyM
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posted November 01, 2005 12:13 PM
Huh? It really would be better if we did it my way.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 01, 2005 12:23 PM
Wanna take the highway? Well, my friends call me "Mister".
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krynn
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posted November 01, 2005 04:24 PM
mom, is that you? i bet you cant say that 5 times fast!
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GaalD
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posted November 01, 2005 05:36 PM
Were you specifically put on this world to annoy me?!?! A Neanderthal.
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Zarex
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posted November 01, 2005 06:55 PM
What are you anyway? No! I'm a theatre geek!
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Pariah
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posted November 01, 2005 07:06 PM
Do you even have to know what "thither" means? You can't possibly be, those were Shitake!
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 01, 2005 07:34 PM
Dude? Can you bail me out of jail? I got caught with those awesome 'shrooms you gave me. Que Sera Sera (Whatever will be, Will B).
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MandyM
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posted November 01, 2005 07:52 PM
Didn't you see those mushroom clouds out there? I think it's serious this time! No no no! You were supposed to set the clocks back an hour.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 01, 2005 08:11 PM
So, how are you enjoying our return to male-dominated society, segregation, and cars without seatbelts? Well, at least we don't have to worry about pesky environmentalists anymore.
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Zarex
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posted November 01, 2005 08:45 PM
So the new legislation went through banning all forms of human advancement? By Grabthar's Hammer, by the suns of Warband, you shall be avenged!
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krynn
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posted November 01, 2005 08:52 PM
Is this your first time to Best-Quotes-From-Robin-Con? I'm sorry, i wasn't listening.
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Zarex
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posted November 01, 2005 11:52 PM
Now, for two million dollars, and you have only one chance to answer, what is two plus three? I've never met a problem that couldn't be solved with brute strength and ignorance.
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Sterling
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posted November 02, 2005 06:00 AM
Did arranging the Ming porcelain exhibit give you any trouble? Ten, eleven, tw- oops- ten...
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Zarex
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posted November 02, 2005 11:36 AM
What are those nuclear launch codes? We need another Timmy.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 02, 2005 03:20 PM
Dang it! Lassie didn't warn us in time about Timmy being caught in quicksand. Now what are we going to do? I have it on speed dial.
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Avery Good Schreibner
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posted November 02, 2005 03:57 PM
Do you know where the eleven is on this phone so I can call 9 - 1 - 1? Yesterday! When I discovered it was bologna!
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peterh
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posted November 02, 2005 05:01 PM
When did you stop putting 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 in the computer? Hot dog!
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GaalD
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posted November 02, 2005 05:18 PM
And what will you be having tonight, Mr. President? Then you should probably run as fast as you can without turning around.
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krynn
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posted November 02, 2005 07:18 PM
(starting an answer with "Then" makes it more of a follow up than an answer. this one is a tuffy. i only see using "Then" to start a reply if someone already stated something, so im going imagine that "Then" isnt in your answer.) What should i do since i have to really go to the bathroom, but both my arms are broken? For the last time, I will not go on a date with you!
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Phytakai
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posted November 02, 2005 07:40 PM
Hey, you have a two seater right? And I need a ride to the fair. Wanna take me to the fair? Shampoo on the grass is not good.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 02, 2005 09:24 PM
Why are you picking up that novelty dog dropping? I demand REAL poo!
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JenniK
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posted November 02, 2005 09:31 PM
Why did you stop that blonde before she could tidy up the yard? If I've told you once, then I've told you, well... once; it's the BITE that gets ya every time! Grrr too late that was for Phytakai!
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Sterling
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posted November 03, 2005 12:16 AM
Bob: "Why has it been so long since you washed your hair?" Jenni: "Sure he's a eighty-pound pit-mix, but isn't his bark worse than his bite?" <blows smoke from guns, twirls, holsters> Around here, everyone does that with gummi bears.
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krynn
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posted November 03, 2005 12:26 AM
Why are you collecting their heads in that bag? Because we dont need another one!
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CRash
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posted November 03, 2005 01:12 AM
And exactly why are you making a Postit note to avoid voting for anyone named "Bush" for president? You know I won't remember when the frogs begin to croak.
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MandyM
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posted November 04, 2005 01:11 AM
Why are you writing obituaries for your amphibians? You'd lose your head too if it wasn't attached to your body!
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 04, 2005 06:24 AM
Hey, Marie Antionette, we're already late for dinner, what are you looking for this time? They are a fringe group.
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enochville
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posted November 04, 2005 07:35 AM
Who are the "Family"? She is the esoteric model of the Anwar fashion industry.
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krynn
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posted November 04, 2005 08:35 AM
Who is that Eskimo woman wearing a contrsuction hat and pretending to shoot a caribou? Ooops, I accidently did that thing you told me not to.
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Szymon
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posted November 04, 2005 09:06 AM
Arghhhh... What have you done to my fallus? It really hurts. You mean Secret Harvard Initiation Test, I hope.
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MandyM
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posted November 04, 2005 09:08 AM
Are you signed up to take the GRE? I depends on what happens while I'm gone.
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sillygoose
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posted November 04, 2005 11:39 AM
Do you want to take over the world? Blame the penguins.
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