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Tante Shvester
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<knock knock>
Who's there?
Without a doubt, it was Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the Lead Pipe.
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GaalDornick
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Billy, who was the first president of the United States of America?
Ummm...Can I use a lifeline?
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Tante Shvester
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Oh My! There is a man overboard! What can we do?
I haven't a clue.
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dantesparadigm
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Where did Ted Kennedy get Burboun, we're in the middle of Saudi Arabia?
Where did all this blood come from?
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Sterling
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Before I answer that, I want you to know I've cut the phone line and locked the doors.
Are you trying to deplete the anchovy population?
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rCX
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Yes I am! ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) Now order 17 more pizzas.
What's usually blue but turns green when squeezed?
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sarcasticmuppet
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If you had to think up a really good question for an online game, what would it be?
Your mother.
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Tante Shvester
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Who is that over there wearing army boots?
When the cock crows.
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Dr Strangelove
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When will this thread die?
Somebody told me.
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MandyM
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How did you learn the rules of the Begging the Question thread?
The question goes first.
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rCX
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Could you explain to me, a newbie, how to play the Begging the Question game?
It's here to stay.
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Uprooted
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Remind me what do I do when I'm testifying in court?
(edited to say I was too slow--this is in response to MandyM)
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego.
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sarcasticmuppet
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What did you put for the "Name the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" question on your Bible test?
Don't worry, there will be a curve.
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GaalDornick
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The bullet is coming right at me! What do I do!?!?
Cooooooooookie Crisp!
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MandyM
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What does the new Cookie Monster doll everyone is fighting over this Christmas say when you push his toe?
I don't think it's toejam.
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Uprooted
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Umm, what's in this container in the back of the fridge?
How thoughtful of you.
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Bob_Scopatz
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I showed the police where you buried that body. Is that okay?
That was supposed to be our little secret.
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dantesparadigm
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Forgive me father for I have sinned
That Ted Kennedy will never learn
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quidscribis
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Who's the dumbest kid in the class?
There's water all over the floor.
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Tante Shvester
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How will I know when Ice Palace season is over?
I'll take a dozen.
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Beanny
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How many dead babies would you like, Ma'am?
Because it went out the other way.
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GaalDornick
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How do you know it wasn't liquid inside that thing you swallowed?
3 pink ponies, an Xbox 360, a Mercedes Benz, and a tropical island.
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Pariah
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Santa, what do YOU want for christmas?
In nomine patris, et fili, et spiritus sancti
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dantesparadigm
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Somebody do something, he's chocking! (not technically a quesion but it works)
That's because you're looking too far to the left
[ November 27, 2005, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: dantesparadigm ]
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Tante Shvester
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Why in the world can't we get a decent Democratic majority in Congress?
No thank you, I'm stuffed!
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Steev
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What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?
But he told me his cat could eat a whole watermelon.
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suminonA
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Why didn't you feed the watermelon to the cat, portion by portion?
I'll know when I get there.
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Dr Strangelove
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How hot is hell?
Because you know better than that.
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Shan
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Why did you tell me to stop?
Perhaps in a day or two he'll be in tip-top shape again.
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GaalDornick
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Is it bad if I pushed the big red button that was labeled "Don't Push!"?
I think we should go again.
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Megan
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So, did you enjoy the trip around the Southeastern Geological Museum?
Not in this lifetime, you won't.
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Tante Shvester
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The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave but one. Does this mean that I've got 999 more near-death experiences in store for me?
Oh! I swoon!
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suminonA
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Does anyone swoon around here?
I've just lost my philotic twine twin...
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Brinestone
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Why have you given up on love at such a young age?
There was a man with a wooden ear!
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Sterling
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This new conductor has a tin ear- who did he replace?
That isn't usually part of stuffing.
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Kettricken
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So what do I do with the feet?
It's in your bed.
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suminonA
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Has anyone seen my lost dream?
But, I thought Tux was a penguin!
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Tante Shvester
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Why do you keep your medicated hemorrhoid pads in the freezer?
He looks like death, but warmed over just a couple too many times.
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suminonA
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Could you describe the Boss From Hell?
Xeno-philia.
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Tante Shvester
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What's the deal with all those "Warrior Princess" posters in your room?
That's nothing! I've got three.
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Steev
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I have two feet. You?
I will do it for a stick of gum.
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suminonA
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Would you give me two sticks of gum?
Definitely Barcelona.
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Szymon
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Now Joe, m'boy, I know you studied hard and I appreciate it very much. So please tell me, what is the capital of France?
Control alt delete. Ctrl + alt + delete that is. TURN IT OFF, I MEAN!
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suminonA
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Hey, I've heard that you have the ultimate solution for every coputer-related problem. What is it?
I would, if I could.
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Tante Shvester
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If you were a woodchuck, would you chuck me some wood?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E !!
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Uprooted
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What was the name of that cat that was always trying to catch Tweety Bird?
I don't think you heard me correctly.
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suminonA
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You said you don't think I heared you correctly?
I know what I know.
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Dr Strangelove
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Do you know what I know that I think you know that you know that I know you know?
Ummm ... how 'bout noooooo
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Tante Shvester
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Who's up for another helping of my Thanksgiving Leftover Surprise Casserole?
Hey, I've got feelings too, you know.
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