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Youth ap Orem
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How does one open the gates to Fruitopia?
Less pie and more action.
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Uprooted
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What do you think of Faith Hill?
Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.
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Dr Strangelove
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Will you ever move out of this pig sty?
All things remaining equal.
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MandyM
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What is the ratio of lime juice to sweetened condensed milk in a key lime pie?
You used my razor again dangit!
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Dr Strangelove
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If, hypothetically speaking, I were to say to you that I am bleeding profusely from numerous small cuts, what would your response be?
I'm makin waffles!
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Zarex
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How did you blow up the house this time?
It's not a stick, it's a whicklewhacker!
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suminonA
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what's with the sticky thing?
Twice, in the back.
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Dr Strangelove
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You say you heard mice quack?
Ugh, ergh, blah, bleh, argh, pft.
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Tante Shvester
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Why do you insist on talking with your mouth full of pie?
Oh, I've got high hopes.
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Do you think they have key lime pie?
If a little's good, more's better.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why do you take so much abuse?
Well, that would explain the latex outfit, I guess.
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Tante Shvester
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Don't you know that unprotected intimate contact can spread some pretty nasty diseases?
Mrs. Smith and Betty Crocker.
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MandyM
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Who were those two women fighting over the last bag of limes in the produce section?
I ate it all myself.
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Dr Strangelove
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Where did the Definately Not Key Lime Pie go?
The stapler did it.
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Tante Shvester
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If the dish ran away with the spoon, then who hooked up with the tape dispenser?
Key Lime Pie.
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Dav
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Let's sing that old song like we used to back in the bakery -- um, what key was it in?
Ooops, I dropped it!
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Steev
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My delicious Key Lime Pie! What happened to it?
Just don't let the dog track it round the house.
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MandyM
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You don't mind if I bathe the dog in whipped cream, do you?
At least it tastes good.
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Uprooted
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Aren't you getting tired of all the Key Lime pie references?
No, it's called Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
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Dr Strangelove
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What? The Shire is in Harry POtter? Now JKR has gone too far ...
No, but it does help.
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dantesparadigm
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Do you have to include the lime in the recipe?
How many times do I have to tell you juan, levanta con tus rodillas.
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Dr Strangelove
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Did you know you can get suspended for speaking Spanish?
As you wish.
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MandyM
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Do you really want me to push you over this cliff Dread Pirate Roberts?
All he did was loan the kid a dollar!
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dantesparadigm
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What's his excuse for buying drugs?
That doesn't sound very reasonable
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Megan
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Why don't you cut your hair off and then get tattos all over the shaved head?
No, because then I'd have to shovel snow from the driveway.
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Dr Strangelove
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Are you ever going to admit that your thermoregulatory system isn't really screwed up?
Oh, you know, the usual.
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Tante Shvester
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What'll it be, my friend?
I'll do it -- for a dollar and a slice of that pie.
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Dr Strangelove
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If everyone else jumped off a bridge would you do it?
Once in a blue moon.
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Steev
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Have your ever jumped off a bridge?
All I will need are my boots, jacket and thermos.
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Juxtapose
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Who's ready to go wild coffee hunting!?
NOT THE SOFA!!!!!
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MandyM
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Do you mind if I bathe the furniture in whipped cream?
Your thermos is leaking.
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Tante Shvester
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Uh...can you explain why there is a warm puddle of something on the sofa?
Oh, never mind.
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Sterling
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Could you recommend a Nirvana album?
Because I'm in a full body cast, you nitwit.
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Tante Shvester
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Why don't you just get up off your duff and get your own slice of pie, you lazy git?
Not in the face!
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Steev
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Would you like some pie?
I'm not so sure after the cherry bomb incident.
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Uprooted
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So, what do you think of our new neighbors?
Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.
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dantesparadigm
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what are you going to do about that massive blood spatter stain on the ceiling?
Fine, but if I do that I'm getting more than one cookie.
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Tante Shvester
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The gang is planning to knock over the corner bakery. Are you in or are you out?
Well, it's better than a phlegm bucket.
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Sterling
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What do you make of the eighteenth century brass spittoon in the center of the bar?
Maccaroons- no, danish- um, german chocolate cake- argh! Argh! Argh!
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Dr Strangelove
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What's that spot on your shirt from?
I'm so lost.
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Tante Shvester
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What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Enough already!
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suminonA
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What did the chicken say when he crossed the road for the 15.366.346th time and still heard chicken-crossing-the-road jokes?
[edited for misspelling]
Je vous en prie de continuer.
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Tante Shvester
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Est-ce que je dois continuer en français, ou préférez-vous l'anglais?
It's like the Hungarian Rhapsody, except translated into French.
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Sterling
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What did that critic's column say to get the maestro so angry?
A-plus, and you stll fail.
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Tante Shvester
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What do you mean when you say that I'm a "perfect failure"?
Well, sometimes it switches.
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Didn't you say that the big hand tells the minute and the little hand tells the hour?
Baste it slowly in a medium oven.
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sarcasticmuppet
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These shirts are almost finished, but it sure is cold in here--what do I do now?
Sorry, I just forgot.
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suminonA
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I've told you a thousand times! Stop apologising for forgetting things!
I never forget, unless I recall not to remember.
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Dr Strangelove
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Did you forget to blow out the candles before going on vacation again?
Hold that thought.
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