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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Dr Strangelove
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posted February 13, 2006 05:39 PM
*slurrs* Do you think this drink makes affects me at all? Not a bit sweety.
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Uprooted
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posted February 13, 2006 06:57 PM
You don't think I spent too much on your Valentine's Day gift, do you darling? I'm going to go watch the Olympics.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted February 13, 2006 08:12 PM
Wanna waste some time? Welcome to the monkey house.
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suminonA
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posted February 14, 2006 06:57 AM
Did you know that your neighbourhood has recently become known as "The Zoo"? No bananas, please.
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ketchupqueen
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posted February 14, 2006 07:01 AM
Would you like your burrito with everything on it? I caught you this delicious bass.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 14, 2006 07:29 AM
Do you have plans for a special Valentine's Day? I'll just put it in this vase.
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MandyM
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posted February 14, 2006 08:06 AM
How are you going to prepare the delicious bass I caught for you? I say it with flour.... I mean flowers.
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Sterling
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posted February 14, 2006 02:56 PM
How do you express your love for the Gingerbread Man? That's not a truffle.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 15, 2006 01:24 AM
I found some fresh truffles growing on your lawn, they are delicious, do you want a bite? I just don't want to know what they really are.
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MandyM
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posted February 15, 2006 11:04 AM
You know those Rocky Mountain Oysters you are so delicately scarfing are not really oysters at all? It doesn't matter really as long as you like them.
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suminonA
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posted February 15, 2006 11:25 AM
You mean the Simpsons are fictitious characters? Ready.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 15, 2006 11:31 AM
Now it is all up to you. As soon as we being the "Ready-Aim-Fire" countdown, there is no turning back. You have one last chance to confess your sins and plead for leniency. Are you ready to do that NOW? I wish I hadn't said that.
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suminonA
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posted February 15, 2006 11:51 AM
Did you really say that you wished you hadn't said that? Leniency is not for everyone.
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Pinky
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posted February 15, 2006 12:00 PM
What did you buy that flail for? Sorry. I thought it to be hazardous waste.
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MandyM
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posted February 15, 2006 12:02 PM
Why won't you at least taste these Rocky Mountain oysters? At least it's not a wet noodle.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted February 15, 2006 12:15 PM
I think I swallowed a hair... And those are the three things I like about you.
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suminonA
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posted February 15, 2006 12:16 PM
Stop it, you think your innuendos are helpful? [edit: it was intended for MandyM ... ] That's quite obvious.
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MandyM
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posted February 15, 2006 12:31 PM
Did you really just call me a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot? (and that was for both Jonathan and suminonA) I didn't mean it like that.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 15, 2006 01:07 PM
That "whither thou goest I goest" thing was real sweet and all, Ruth, but if you don't mind, I'm just going to close the bathroom door now, OK? Just do it.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted February 15, 2006 01:12 PM
To be or not to be? (Concerning suicide.) Never fart in bed.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 15, 2006 02:01 PM
What where your father's dying words to you? Thanks a lot pop!
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MandyM
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posted February 15, 2006 02:37 PM
I was at the reading of the will today and did you hear Dad left you the family poodle, Schmoopsie-poo? Here is a scooper. Enjoy!
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Morbo
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posted February 15, 2006 08:06 PM
Wow, my first day as a carny, and I get to help with the elephants? Umm is not an answer.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 16, 2006 12:28 AM
Why did Frankenstein lose his membership in the Debate Club? They are my favorite kind of beans.
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suminonA
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posted February 16, 2006 08:10 AM
Why do you keep spelling Trash Bins like that? Two parts Hydrogen and one part Oxygen.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 16, 2006 09:43 AM
This is a delicious drink! What's in it? It's always darkest before the dawn.
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suminonA
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posted February 16, 2006 11:26 AM
Why are you always using "before" instead of "in front of", "darkest" instead of "safer" and "the dawn" instead of "you"? That's what too much cryptography does to you.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 16, 2006 11:43 AM
Ugh. I've got a code id by dose! Every evening, and twice on Sundays.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted February 16, 2006 11:51 AM
When do you go to Church? One hell of a "damsel"!
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peterh
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posted February 16, 2006 12:57 PM
Did you know you could buy the Hoover? A river used to run through it.
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MandyM
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posted February 16, 2006 05:12 PM
What has happened to this thread? You know, sometimes people just try too hard to be funny. (referring to my students today, not anyone on Hatrack)
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Pinky
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posted February 16, 2006 06:07 PM
Ender, what do you really think about the people who want to be Speaker for the Dead? I just can't cope with all the sand around here.
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Uprooted
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posted February 16, 2006 06:17 PM
What did Paul Atreides say when he got to Dune? "There's nothing like a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that."
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peterh
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posted February 16, 2006 06:33 PM
Can you compare true love to an MLT? Hello Lady.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 16, 2006 07:55 PM
What did you say to Chuck Norris that caused him to leave you looking like that ? The Beatles.
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MandyM
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posted February 16, 2006 09:54 PM
Why did you hire an exterminator? Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 16, 2006 10:01 PM
Who's a wittle fuzzy-wuzzy bunny-wunny? A WWF Showdown!
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Uprooted
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posted February 16, 2006 10:14 PM
What do you call it when the World Wildlife Fund takes on the World Wrestling Federation? Shed a little light on the subject.
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clod
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posted February 17, 2006 12:47 AM
I painted it with fluorescent colors, what more do you want? a cigar
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 17, 2006 04:53 PM
You know, President Clinton, Monica, Oval Office...? I did not have interlocking companionship with that robot!
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MandyM
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posted February 17, 2006 09:42 PM
C3PO, how was your date? Don't wipe that on me!
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Dr Strangelove
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posted February 18, 2006 12:07 AM
Dude, how do you feel about boogers? You smell of dead rat.
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peterh
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posted February 18, 2006 12:17 AM
Can I tell you how much I love the sewers? Really big pipes.
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clod
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posted February 18, 2006 02:51 AM
I nabbed a really big gasbag, what'd you get? a harmonica and a skirt
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 18, 2006 05:04 AM
You only need two items to entertain the party? A snare drum and a dead chicken.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 18, 2006 07:44 PM
I told you to stop beating a dead horse, so you went out and got WHAT?? Just like a yearbook picture.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 19, 2006 08:48 PM
Don't you think this party is all fake smiles and pretty cloths? Never give up, never surrender!
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clod
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posted February 19, 2006 09:32 PM
How did the epitaph read? Like a tombstone.
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MandyM
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posted February 19, 2006 10:10 PM
How did that pizza taste? Thank goodness someone answered it!
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clod
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posted February 19, 2006 10:49 PM
What happened to that letter that Paul wrote? It got stolen.
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