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Dr Strangelove
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*slurrs* Do you think this drink makes affects me at all?

Not a bit sweety.

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You don't think I spent too much on your Valentine's Day gift, do you darling?

I'm going to go watch the Olympics.

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Wanna waste some time?

Welcome to the monkey house.

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Did you know that your neighbourhood has recently become known as "The Zoo"?

No bananas, please.

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Would you like your burrito with everything on it?

I caught you this delicious bass.

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Tante Shvester
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Do you have plans for a special Valentine's Day?

I'll just put it in this vase.

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MandyM
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How are you going to prepare the delicious bass I caught for you?

I say it with flour.... I mean flowers.

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How do you express your love for the Gingerbread Man?

That's not a truffle.

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I found some fresh truffles growing on your lawn, they are delicious, do you want a bite?

I just don't want to know what they really are.

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MandyM
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You know those Rocky Mountain Oysters you are so delicately scarfing are not really oysters at all?

It doesn't matter really as long as you like them.

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suminonA
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You mean the Simpsons are fictitious characters?

Ready.

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Tante Shvester
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Now it is all up to you. As soon as we being the "Ready-Aim-Fire" countdown, there is no turning back. You have one last chance to confess your sins and plead for leniency. Are you ready to do that NOW?

I wish I hadn't said that.

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Did you really say that you wished you hadn't said that?

Leniency is not for everyone.

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What did you buy that flail for?

Sorry. I thought it to be hazardous waste.

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MandyM
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Why won't you at least taste these Rocky Mountain oysters?

At least it's not a wet noodle.

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Jonathan Howard
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I think I swallowed a hair...

And those are the three things I like about you.

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suminonA
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Stop it, you think your innuendos are helpful?

[edit: it was intended for MandyM ... [Big Grin] ]

That's quite obvious.

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MandyM
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Did you really just call me a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?

(and that was for both Jonathan and suminonA)

I didn't mean it like that.

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Tante Shvester
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That "whither thou goest I goest" thing was real sweet and all, Ruth, but if you don't mind, I'm just going to close the bathroom door now, OK?

Just do it.

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Jonathan Howard
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To be or not to be? (Concerning suicide.)

Never fart in bed.

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What where your father's dying words to you?

Thanks a lot pop!

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MandyM
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I was at the reading of the will today and did you hear Dad left you the family poodle, Schmoopsie-poo?

Here is a scooper. Enjoy!

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Wow, my first day as a carny, and I get to help with the elephants?

Umm is not an answer.

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Tante Shvester
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Why did Frankenstein lose his membership in the Debate Club?

They are my favorite kind of beans.

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suminonA
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Why do you keep spelling Trash Bins like that?

Two parts Hydrogen and one part Oxygen.

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Tante Shvester
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This is a delicious drink! What's in it?

It's always darkest before the dawn.

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Why are you always using "before" instead of "in front of", "darkest" instead of "safer" and "the dawn" instead of "you"?

That's what too much cryptography does to you.

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Tante Shvester
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Ugh. I've got a code id by dose!

Every evening, and twice on Sundays.

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Jonathan Howard
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When do you go to Church?

One hell of a "damsel"!

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Did you know you could buy the Hoover?

A river used to run through it.

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MandyM
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What has happened to this thread?

You know, sometimes people just try too hard to be funny.

(referring to my students today, not anyone on Hatrack)

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Ender, what do you really think about the people who want to be Speaker for the Dead?

I just can't cope with all the sand around here.

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What did Paul Atreides say when he got to Dune?

"There's nothing like a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that."

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Can you compare true love to an MLT?

Hello Lady.

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Tante Shvester
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What did you say to Chuck Norris that caused him to leave you looking like that?

The Beatles.

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MandyM
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Why did you hire an exterminator?


Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

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Tante Shvester
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Who's a wittle fuzzy-wuzzy bunny-wunny?

A WWF Showdown!

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What do you call it when the World Wildlife Fund takes on the World Wrestling Federation?

Shed a little light on the subject.

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I painted it with fluorescent colors, what more do you want?

a cigar

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You know, President Clinton, Monica, Oval Office...?

I did not have interlocking companionship with that robot!

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MandyM
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C3PO, how was your date?

Don't wipe that on me!

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Dude, how do you feel about boogers?

You smell of dead rat.

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Can I tell you how much I love the sewers?

Really big pipes.

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clod
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I nabbed a really big gasbag, what'd you get?

a harmonica and a skirt

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You only need two items to entertain the party?

A snare drum and a dead chicken.

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I told you to stop beating a dead horse, so you went out and got WHAT??

Just like a yearbook picture.

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Don't you think this party is all fake smiles and pretty cloths?

Never give up, never surrender!

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How did the epitaph read?

Like a tombstone.

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MandyM
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How did that pizza taste?

Thank goodness someone answered it!

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What happened to that letter that Paul wrote?

It got stolen.

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