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Dr Strangelove
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Who's hotter, Halle or her mom?
You just got burned!
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MandyM
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oops too slow
for suminon: Don't you think these young buds of May are quite tasty?
for Dr. Strangelove: What is all this about fire and brimstone?
Oooh that could be taken as a little risqué.
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suminonA
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Alors, c'est un probleme si je ne parle pas l'anglais?
I take risks, but only when I'm 100% sure of myeself.
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Tante Shvester
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Would you dare to try to stir up a controversial debate in the "Begging the Question" thread?
A kid'll eat ivy, too.
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suminonA
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You mean I'm a goat just because my child likes salad?
Don't kill the lamb.
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Sterling
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So, I can't kill the messenger... Anyone else?
Because you lack the wherewithal.
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Reticulum
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Why can't I eat those pigs?
Jesus Christ on a bicycle.
(I give my apologies to Tante for what I said. Thank you, Tinros, for pointing that out.
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MandyM
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What Biblical stories will you be butchering today, Reticulum?
I think that page was left out of my book.
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suminonA
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Do you have the phone number of Nicholas Page?
Just turn one more page.
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Uprooted
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Is this a kissing book?
I like mine with a little Tabasco.
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MandyM
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What kind of women are you interested in?
Hot tamale!
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peterh
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What's the strangest thing you've ever had stuck in your ear?
Speak up, Sonny!
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MandyM
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What did Cher say that made her ex-husband decide to stop singing with her?
Ha-Cha-Cha!
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WizardRahl
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In your language how do you say "bless you"?
No, baptism was never at the top of my to-do list.
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Sterling
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Weren't you going to attend some sacraments before drinking blood and returning to your coffin?
That explains the smoke.
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Tante Shvester
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Did you hear that the government seized 150 kilos of marijuana and that they are destroying the contraband?
I heard a fly die when I was buzzed.
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suminonA
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What is so special about being buzzed?
And then the fly died.
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Did you know that there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Some of those nursery rhymes have a gruesome twist.
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Reticulum
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Jack and Jill went up the hill...
Jeez, even I wouldn't do that!
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Tinros
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Why did you post something without a question?
No, a colored pencil!
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You want me to decorate this with a curled-up stencil??
Professor Plum, in the kitchen, with the revolver.
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Tinros
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Who made this WONDERFUL pie?!
Carrots are better.
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WizardRahl
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No offence, but do you like to undermine other people's credibility?
Sorry, sometimes even I want to smack me.
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WizardRahl
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No offence, but do you like to demean other people's solidity?
Sorry, sometimes even I want to smack me.
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WizardRahl
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(Stupid internet i thought it didn't post sorry.)
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Reticulum
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Why do you double post the same thing? (It's alright Rahl, I just thought this would be funny)
Reticulization.
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WizardRahl
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What is your favorite word you like to use to sound smart?
Because I thought it didn't post.
-Don't make assumptions, you set yourself to be wrong.
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WizardRahl
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What is your favorite word you like to use to sound smart?
Because I thought it didn't post.
-Don't make assumptions, you set yourself to be wrong.
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Reticulum
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Why did you tear up your office, and eat your children?
That rules! Now I can buy those turtles!
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Sterling
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Reticulum, you just won ten million dollars and a lifetime supply of turtle soup base: what are you going to do now?
Let's use high explosive.
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peterh
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What can I do about this stuffy nose?
Chicken Thingers.
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Reticulum
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Wait, so you didn't say hicks 'r dingers?
Safe? Of course it's safe!
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Sterling
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Do you really think painting your .357 neon pink and wrapping the handle in foam rubber makes it safe?
The marquee wouldn't lie.
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Dr Strangelove
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The spelling looks a little funny, are you sure this guy is French nobility?
Empty chairs and empty tables ...
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Reticulum
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So how goes your restarant, Strangelove?
About 3 kilograms of Arsenic.
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Tante Shvester
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This dessert is to die for! Would you mind sharing your secret ingredient?
Once upon a time, there were three bears. Just not the ones you think.
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(Too slow, Tante S beat me. This was in response to Reticulum.)
What would you trade me for these three yards of Old Lace?
He was at his best in Philadelphia Story.
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Tante Shvester
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Don't you agree that Cream Cheese reached the top of his career when he teamed up with Baygells & Locks?
Not to mention Goldielocks.
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Dr Strangelove
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You can't seriously still be hungry after eating an entire cow?
Cow's are highly overrated as a source of protein.
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Tante Shvester
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Why would anyone want to eat fried cockroaches?
That's what they use to make the glue on the back of postage stamps.
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Did you really think anyone would eat this vile glop?
I think Squid Martigan likes bacon.
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Blaise
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What do you want me to serve at your bachelor party?
How dare you! And to think i trusted you...
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Sterling
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Is 'et tu, brut' the best thing you can think to say?
I question your grounds.
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dantesparadigm
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So, you're saying I don't mow my lawn often enough?
I don't think it's any of your buisness.
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Blaise
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Why are you eating my sister?
because i can
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Sterling
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Why do you think your injury is "canner's wrist"?
Your sister's a dish.
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Blaise
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My sister's a cup
Why do you have to keep bringing that up?
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suminonA
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Don't you think that my pet turtle is happy that we climbed Mount Everest toghether for the 100th time?
Yeah, what you said ...
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Dr Strangelove
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If I were a booger, would you pick me?
Some questions should not be asked.
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Tante Shvester
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Would you still need me, would you still feed me, when I'm 64?
They call it "dinner".
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