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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Jeesh
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Do you think we're in Oz, Tante?
Ooo! I want that one!
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BunnV
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Can you see the slimy, hairy, green bump emerging from my upper back?
I think "desperate" is an understatement.
[ June 21, 2006, 02:16 AM: Message edited by: BunnV ]
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Jeesh
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Wasn't he desperate to claim he was paid to blow his money?
Happy dance time!
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dantesparadigm
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What could you possibly find positive about the floor being covered in acid?
Well I guess "break a leg" can be taken literally sometimes.
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Tante Shvester
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You financed your high school production of "Bye Bye Birdie" through a loan shark?
It's not "Holy Mackerel", it's "Swear to Cod".
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Sterling
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So has the Lenten Friday dinner special changed this week, Father MacReddy?
I'm on pins and needles.
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Tante Shvester
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Are you exciting about your summer internship at the tailor shop?
Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
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Sterling
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So what's your solution to the hobbit problem, Dark Lord?
You should live so long!
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suminonA
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Do you think it is fair that the judge ruled over 300 years of prision for me?
The Earth stood still.
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Tante Shvester
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Hey, Galileo, what was it like when you kissed that girl?
That question never fails to make me laugh.
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suminonA
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Could you be serious, just for once?
That must have been a big deal for him.
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Tante Shvester
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Four aces! What are the chances?
Oh my goodness gracious! Not THAT again!
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Dead_Horse
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Have you heard about Pete and Repeat....?
I think it was a mink that made that stink.
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Jeesh
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Why does your coat smell?
Oh, I thought I heard a woodpecker!
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Hamson
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Are you just going to sit by and let those kids egg your house like that?
So stop me if you've heard this one before.
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Sterling
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What did you say to him before he shot you?
But I don't believe in fairies.
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Dav
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You believe in ESP, UFOs, elves, magic, and pro wrestling -- so why should we let you join the Skeptics' Club?
Wow, that took a long time.
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Jeesh
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Did you watch my track meet?
Chester Cheetah chewed a chunk of cheap cheddar cheese!
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Tante Shvester
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Who cut the cheese?
It wasn't a protest. Quite the opposite -- it was a contest.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Did you fire a gun at the policemen's ball out of protest?
Somebody stole my fire.
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Dav
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Hey Zeus, why are you looking suspiciously at Prometheus?
They'll be here any minute now.
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Tante Shvester
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Muskets? Check!
Gun Powder? Check!
Lead Musket Balls? Check!
Swift Horses? Check!
Now where in the world are the Minute Men?
His head is on a Pez dispenser.
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Sterling
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And what leads you to think an agent of Pezco decapitated the gentleman, Holmes?
As sure as apples are yellow.
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Tante Shvester
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Are you sure that you're not color blind?
Rice Cakes, the love child of Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Could you give me an example of fusion cooking?
That's the day when I lost the will to live.
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Xavier
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Hey, Lance Bass came out of the closet yesterday.
Maybe if you take the 'n' and swap it with a 'k'.
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Sterling
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Do you think people will want to buy a breakfast cereal called "Nix"?
Lewd I did live, evil did I dwell.
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Edgehopper
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Why are you on fire surrounded by 10,000 lawyers?
My mouse is acting up again.
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Shan
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Why would you trap that sweet mouse in a shoebox?
Icecream is better vanilla.
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Dav
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Why did you add Ben & Jerry's to the cake mix?
I neither approve it nor condone it, but I'll defend your right to do it.
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Sterling
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Ronald, do you think eating eight Big Macs in four minutes is a good idea?
Run it up the flag, see what hits the fan.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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How do you like my nationalistic banner?
Teenage angst had paid off well, now I'm bored and old.
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Dan_raven
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What's new Maddonna.
I'm no longer in "Vogue"
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Dead_Horse
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So, why are you trying to get a job modeling for "GQ"?
Somewhere in between the pages.
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Sterling
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Did you see where my squire has gotten himself to?
I'd recommend a fully loaded magazine.
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kaminari
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What did the guy, that you bought the viagra from, say?
I eat.
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MandyM
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What happens after you smear peanut butter on your broccoli?
It makes my skin break out.
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kaminari
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Mr. President why are you so intent on invading Iraq?
You're terrible! When I was your age we didn't even have feet! And we were GRATEFUL!
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Tante Shvester
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Mrs. Centipede to Mr. Centipede: "Can you spot me some cash? I've got to get new school shoes for the kids."
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of that organization.
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kaminari
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So God, tell us what it's like being Christian.
To say that, would be a mockery.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Why won't you just acknowledge the fact that I'm the most beautiful person on this planet?
Pray, continue your interesting narrative.
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suminonA
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... blah blah blah do you follow blah blah?
It was a reversed pentacle.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Did you see that oddly shaped octagon?
You have six seconds of consciousness left, use them wisely.
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MandyM
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Should I continue posting on the Hatrack forum?
I don't think I would use them in that manner.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Have you ever considered that your eyeballs would make really nice marbles?
I'm disconnected, but I don't need pity.
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MandyM
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What happened? Did you computer break? And now you can't post on Hatrack?
Who'da thunk it!
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Sterling
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Would you believe the whole system was fixed by a random stranger giving it a good hard "thunk" on the side?
Without pity, remorse, or onion rings.
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suminonA
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How would you treat me if you met me IRL?
Onions have layers.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What would make you prefer onions over carrots?
I've seen too much of not enough.
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suminonA
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Man, I thought you were really thirsty, how can you say this empty bottle is "too much" for you?
It's half full.
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