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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 25, 2006 04:38 AM
How did you come to be so good at playing whist?
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suminonA
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posted August 25, 2006 07:05 AM
So what's your excuse to come home drunk every single night?[ August 25, 2006, 07:22 AM: Message edited by: suminonA ]
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 25, 2006 07:13 AM
Why have you peeled the label of the bottle of Worchester sauce? How will I ever find it now?
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suminonA
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posted August 25, 2006 07:32 AM
Duffy: Don't worry Bugs, I deal with cartoon characters double personality disorder on a daily basis. So ... what's up Doc?
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MandyM
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posted August 25, 2006 10:07 AM
What does the sign on your head say?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 28, 2006 07:22 AM
Do you remember Jay Leno's opening line on the day that Bush got re-elected?
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crystal-city
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posted August 29, 2006 04:44 PM
I thought you had the stuff??!
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Reticulum
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posted August 30, 2006 12:50 AM
The Crystal City!
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 30, 2006 07:08 AM
Have you noticed that nobody's been able to think up a really funny question to your answer?
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Jeesh
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posted August 30, 2006 08:08 AM
Sir, you have just climbed this mountain nonstop, why?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 30, 2006 08:25 AM
You´re walking along a quiet little country road, just minding your own business and merrily humming the tune of your favourite television series, when all of a sudden your attention is drawn by a queer voice coming from the shrubbery by the side of the road. You ask for the person to step forth and identify themselves, while you quickly check whether you´ve brought along enough ammo for your slingshot. Out of the foliage comes this funny little man, who immediately starts ranting on about how nice the weather is, the recent results of the Yankees and such. You rudely interrupt him by aiming your slingshot at his face and gruffly inquire if he has anything to say that you might actually want to hear. An impish smile creeps across the stranger´s face and he makes you an offer. "In one of my hands I hold a rope with a good milk cow on the far end and in the other a small assortment of magical beans. You can have either one or the other. Which one will it be?"
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MandyM
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posted August 30, 2006 11:36 AM
What did Bart Simpson say on his trip to India that got him arrested and stoned?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 31, 2006 07:10 AM
What was Bart Simpson's reaction when his mother told him he had to take latin dance classes?
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crystal-city
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posted September 01, 2006 10:13 AM
Do you have a copy of Moby Dick, David Copperfield, and Madame Bovery?
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MandyM
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posted September 01, 2006 05:07 PM
Why is Napoleon Dynamite your favorite movie?
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 01, 2006 08:30 PM
Is your crocheted scarf laced with human body parts?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 04, 2006 04:41 AM
On the horse tracks, in a photo-finish situation, could a horse be declared the winner if the foam from his mouth crossed the line before the other horse, while still having a continuous connection to the horse's mouth?
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 04, 2006 04:01 PM
Why is it that dogs love lapping water from the toilet?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 05, 2006 04:34 AM
How do you think we'd best go about completing this global scavenger hunt?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 05, 2006 08:46 AM
Why are you honking the horn so much?
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Sterling
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posted September 05, 2006 04:55 PM
What is the purpose of this so-called "candle" you've invented?
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MandyM
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posted September 06, 2006 12:04 AM
Ack! Did you put actual EAR wax in that new-fangled candle thing of yours?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 06, 2006 03:19 AM
Would you like some Indian rope?
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GiantReturns
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posted September 06, 2006 04:55 AM
But nurse i want to go to lunch do I have to help the little girl with the acid in her eyes first?
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 06, 2006 11:08 AM
Can you explain how you came to trying to fence a gross of stolen breast prostheses?
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MandyM
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posted September 07, 2006 12:19 AM
Why are you standing in the freezer wearing handcuffs?
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happymann
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posted September 07, 2006 12:29 AM
How many trumpet players does it take to crack a lightbulb?
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suminonA
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posted September 08, 2006 05:41 PM
You mean you really want to go to sleep now?
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Hank
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posted September 08, 2006 06:30 PM
Where'd you get the idea to lick THAT?!
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 08, 2006 07:35 PM
Why are all these nerds and geeks wearing wet t-shirts?
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GiantReturns
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posted September 09, 2006 08:33 AM
Did everyones name badge print up ok?
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 10, 2006 01:21 AM
Are the rooms at the Abbey set up like a dormitory? And are they singles, or so they make you share a room?
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Jeesh
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posted September 10, 2006 04:06 PM
So, how many times will you be going to Florida this year?
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Will B
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posted September 10, 2006 09:53 PM
Brown, Stern, and Associates? Good. You see, my car popped out of gear while me and my honey were making out, and it rolled *uphill* and hit a tree, and the tree fell on it. Then when the paramedics came with the "jaws of life," the tree shifted and crushed the ambulance. It's on my property, so the city is suing me, and she's suing me too for emotional distress, and I still can't get out of my car -- I'm calling from my cell. Will you take the case?
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 10, 2006 09:56 PM
This lemonade is just heavenly . What's your secret?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 11, 2006 04:37 AM
Do you have any confessions or bad habits you wish to share with the group?
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 11, 2006 10:02 AM
What did your friend say when you had to tell her that you had contracted syphilis?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 11, 2006 10:16 AM
Have you ever rolled with a tumbling weed?
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Sterling
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posted September 11, 2006 01:21 PM
I'm guessing this accident came from you not wearing your glasses. Your driving record has been flawless until now?...
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 12, 2006 04:45 AM
Everything around me is all green and squishy. There's also a rather penetrating smell. Could anybody please enlighten me as to where I am?
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 25, 2006 03:39 PM
What should I do if my check to the Witches and Faeries Charity fundraiser bounced?
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MandyM
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posted September 25, 2006 05:35 PM
Hey! How did you like that peanut brittle I made?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 26, 2006 02:57 AM
Knocking over Fort Knox is might be a little out of your league. It takes planning. Why don't you try stealing candy from a baby?
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suminonA
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posted September 26, 2006 04:11 AM
What was she trying to say with that "It's raining men" song?
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DaisyMae
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posted September 26, 2006 05:01 PM
Hey, thanks for the feather cleaning and wing massage. Those ressurections can really take it outta ya, ya know? So, what do I owe you?
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Uprooted
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posted September 26, 2006 05:06 PM
What did Georgie Porgie say to the little girl just before he kissed her?
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 26, 2006 05:11 PM
My neighbor just told me that he's selling his house to a huge medical group that will be tearing down his lovely ivy-strewn Victorian and replacing it with a nasty clinic whose parking lot will be abutting my rose garden. Is there any way I can prevent this from happening?
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 26, 2006 09:22 PM
In literature, what do beds, chairs, bears, little pigs and bowls of porridge have in common?
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Sterling
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posted September 26, 2006 10:24 PM
Do you know where I could find the ingredients to a birds-nest soup?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 27, 2006 06:18 AM
For what matter of reason are you equipped with such a big rod?
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