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happymann
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Phei Tull? Wasn't he that one alien who pressed that detonator too early?

Just keep on going.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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In the past two weeks you have managed to land the office of President, won the Mr. Universe title, brought about world peace, ended world hunger, won the local hotdog eating contest and set the world record for running the most consecutive marathons. I guess the question the public would most like to see answered would have to be: "What is your crede in doing all of this?"

I can't dance.

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Jonathan Howard
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What do you mean what would you do without me? You'd play the harpsichord, sing, dance, and be cheerful for the rest of life!

Because rap music has a silent "c" at the beginning of it, and because rock music needs a "ba" in precedence.

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suminonA
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Why did you wear that "(C)" on your t-shirt to the last Eminem concert, but wore the "ba-" t-shirt to the Metallica one?

Maybe it was just an innuendo.

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Jonathan Howard
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Are you a Queen or do you just listen to their 5+ minute songs?

Ad... Adol... Adoles... Adolescent Crescent!

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who's your best friend?

i had five layers of nail polish on!

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It's just a broken finger-nail, what's with all the fuss?

Crossing the desert begins with a small step.

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Know any Freman wisdom?

About time someone made a Dune reference.

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suminonA
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Why did you include the line "Short term solutions are long term failures" in your latest translation of the Bible?

In the end it's all the same.

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Tante Shvester
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Would you prefer the enema or the suppository?

Oh no! That was my last egg!

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Looks like the beginning of menopause. Will you miss your period?

I guess I'll have to go with the Big Gulp.

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How are you going to pay for your trip to Big Sur?


A lot of money and very little ice.

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Tante Shvester
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What was your motivation to purchase a donor kidney instead of just swiping one off of some guy you met at the airport?

Art for art's sake. And Pete, for Pete's sake.

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suminonA
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What is this strange-shaped blood stain on your t-shirt supposed to mean? Is it the shape of that guy - you know, the one that watches the Gates of Heaven holding a bunch of keys?

It was cloudy the whole week.

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Can you explain the sudden increase in suicides of astronomers?

Oh my stars!

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Sterling
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I understand H117 just went supernova. And G823 collapsed into a black hole. Those weren't the ones you paid NASA for the rights to, were they?

Every silver lining has a cloud.

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Tante Shvester
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They use silver iodide to seed clouds in order to yield rain? What in the world does silver iodide have to do with rain?

Good 'n' Plenty.

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What law firm did you use for your personal injury suit against the movie theater snack bar?


It was already wet when I stepped on it.

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suminonA
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What have you done to my poor gold-fish, and why is it laying on the floor with water all around?

That's not how you treat a pet.

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Stone_Wolf_
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Dead_Horse: How did all this water get on the beach?

suminonA: Want to play some gerbal billiards?


I think it was continental drift.

[ October 19, 2006, 03:45 PM: Message edited by: Stone_Wolf_ ]

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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How did Australia make it through the turn of the century?

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyama.

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suminonA
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What would anybody do with a pyjama made out of a parachute?

I thought it was missing a letter.

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Tante Shvester
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Why would you spell "Hester Prynne" with three n's?

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies, Miz Scarlett!

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Hank
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Was he supposed to come shooting out like that?


Now your bubble wrap's all askew.

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How did my super-earthquake-proof tuxedo do in the super-earthquake?

Mmmm, its all shook up.

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Stone_Wolf_
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How's that Elvis impersonation coming?

I'm single-handedly bringing back the pompadour.

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"What is that thing on your butt?"

Maybe a frog, maybe salamander.

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So, how would you describe a lawyer?

Sorry, Dag, I couldn't help myself.

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What would you say, if one day you get to exterminate all the lawyers in the world?

That's what power is all about.

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So how exactly did you swing it so that you got all the credit and none of the blame?

I admit nothing!

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Your girlfriend claims that you are by far the most emotionally secure, caring, understanding and open specimen of the male gender that walks this earth. What is your response to these allegations?

You can't handle the truth!

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Why do you think that my third arm won't help me see the hidden sides of this "truth" thing that you are talking about?

The printer was online.

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Why are there a bunch of pictures of fax mechines and copiers with their service ports open on the computer?

Ouch, my brain hurts!

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So how'd that spa treatment--brain washing with Billo pads--work out?

That was far from relaxing

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Tante Shvester
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Well, if you had to be stuck in the elevator between floors all afternoon, aren't you glad you got to listen to all that Muzak while you waited?

I don't drink. Brandy.

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"Hi there, I'm Brandy. How drunk do you have to be before you'll sleep with me?"

They don't make that much wine.

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Did you hear France is going to stop exporting wine?

They can keep it.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What's your regarded opinion about that RHCP song 'Give It Away'?

I shall resist.

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What if you're attacked by 20 sensual virgins?

The star was rising at that precise moment.

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So you were climbing down the ladder, and how did that star get stuck up your backside?

I bet that hurt more than a Chuck Norris kick to the head.

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So you were climbing down the ladder, and how did that star get stuck up your backside?

I bet that hurt more than a Chuck Norris kick to the head.

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Did I just dream I was onstage with Gallagher and two pie pans?


...or a watermelon.

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Did you just give birth to a boy or a girl?


Its a sweet pair of canelopes.

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How do you feel about that young couple who cannot get their parents' permission to get married?

I only took one, 'cause I couldn't take two.

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Did you try the new aspirin I got from the veterinarian?


Triplets are always fun!

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Tante Shvester
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Dude! You're dating your cousin? Aren't you afraid of having kids with three heads or something?

(edit -- because sometimes I'm an idiot)

Because sometimes I'm an idiot.

[ November 05, 2006, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: Tante Shvester ]

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Raia
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(Psst... you're supposed to leave an answer, too, so the next person can actually play...)
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Why'd you throw out your Nobel peace prize?

yeah, but sanity is overrated.

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Why don't you go see the psychologist? I hear he's the best in the country!

If you didn't want to, you should have stayed silent.

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Was it a good idea for me to take over the presidency of Gallaudet University?

It's stuffed with a tasty bread-based substance.

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