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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 06, 2006 10:51 AM
Mommy, what makes that blimp fly?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 06, 2006 11:15 AM
(Early 2002) Mr. Rumsfeld, what do you plan to bring into Iraq to insure a peaceful and successful reconstruction?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 06, 2006 01:00 PM
Did you hear what Fox news said about the president?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 07, 2006 02:48 AM
Can you give me two valid reasons as to why you are now sporting that rather expensive gold chain dangling on the right side of your behind?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 07, 2006 01:29 PM
Is there anything you want to tell Bernard, Shren?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 07, 2006 03:50 PM
What do you scream a a "Nascar for ninnies" race?
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 07, 2006 04:22 PM
You know why I keep voting for the incumbents?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 07, 2006 05:42 PM
Got any good recipes for these mutant fish I caught in the East River?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 09, 2006 09:38 AM
How did you produce Ashley Simpson's new CD?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 09, 2006 05:03 PM
Duuuude, my brains are leaking out. What can I take to stop them, man?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 11, 2006 02:21 PM
If it's one pill for a child, and two for an adult, how many for a small elephant?
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suminonA
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posted November 11, 2006 02:52 PM
Hey, could you stop making jokes about my nose, please?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 11, 2006 07:08 PM
Did he say you look like a witch?
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Sterling
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posted November 11, 2006 09:44 PM
Did you really think drinking Blue Nun all night would make you any less intoxicated than drinking Cold Duck all night?
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Jeesh
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posted November 11, 2006 09:55 PM
So, after you get the Pope, the President, and Chuck Noris on the Great Wall of China, what do you do?
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Will B
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posted November 12, 2006 02:19 AM
Why do you say "Yeargh" and "Avast!" every time you see a yard gnome?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 21, 2006 10:47 AM
What did the famous tennis player's grave stone say?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 21, 2006 02:16 PM
What was Big Nose Bartelli's famous last words?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 21, 2006 03:53 PM
What did the elephant say to make all the other animals run in fear?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted November 21, 2006 04:09 PM
What did Bob say that made all the other guys run in fear?
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 21, 2006 05:26 PM
Do you have a copy of Pachebel's Cannon?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted November 21, 2006 05:41 PM
So what do you think of my super secret super good prize winning cobbler?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 21, 2006 11:08 PM
Why did you put a gas heater in your igloo?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 22, 2006 04:18 AM
Jumping giblets! Are you sure these are real raisins in this plum-duff?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 22, 2006 09:15 AM
Did you enter this empty pie shell in the cooking contest?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 22, 2006 09:22 AM
What could make this fantastic Thanksgiving dinner any better?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 22, 2006 12:04 PM
What's wrong with this parrot?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 22, 2006 02:17 PM
How many boots should I cut up for the salad?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 23, 2006 03:25 AM
Didn't you enjoy your father's original boot camp theme for this year's Christmas dinner?[ November 24, 2006, 03:37 AM: Message edited by: Eduardo St. Elmo ]
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Sterling
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posted November 23, 2006 06:37 PM
What should I do about this wicked Jedi infestation?
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 24, 2006 01:09 AM
Would you please pass the gravy?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 24, 2006 04:30 AM
Now that you have made it clear that my standard issue doesn't fulfill your expectations, what would you have me do?
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 24, 2006 04:52 AM
Do you mind if I fart?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 24, 2006 05:21 AM
Why don't you think it strange that he wears cuff links for earrings?
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 24, 2006 05:28 AM
I've got the handbasket; now, how do I go from here?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 24, 2006 05:52 AM
Now when I talk to God, I know he'll understand. He says "Stick with me and I'll be your guiding hand." Could you give me your regarded opinion as to what is meant by this?
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 24, 2006 11:15 AM
Could you just give me the time and temperature without resorting to doggerel?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 24, 2006 01:27 PM
Can I have some drugs?
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 24, 2006 02:02 PM
Ack! My heart! Do you know CPR?
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Sterling
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posted November 24, 2006 02:42 PM
And what would be the word to describe the heavy steel object we found on top of the victim, Doctor Watson?
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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posted November 24, 2006 11:22 PM
I wonder where the characters of Dragon Ball got their hair styles.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 24, 2006 11:49 PM
Why, why, why can't you call me Mr. Phillips?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 27, 2006 03:33 AM
I wonder; why does your appearance remind me so much of one of the Three Stooges?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 27, 2006 11:12 AM
Does Mary Jane make you high?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 28, 2006 06:11 AM
If I were to kiss you, would there be any danger of getting to know exactly what flavour of gum you're chewing?
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Sterling
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posted November 28, 2006 05:33 PM
How do you justify your country's covert attempts to acquire plutonium?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 29, 2006 04:49 AM
Who says thou shalt not lose thy meatballs?
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Euripides
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posted November 29, 2006 05:12 AM
So you see, I parked my tank on his lawn and forgot the handbrake, and guess what happened?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 29, 2006 06:37 AM
What will it do now that we have ascertained the fact that it can't stay?
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Euripides
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posted November 29, 2006 09:35 AM
Sir, we're mired in Afghanistan. What are your orders?
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