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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted November 29, 2006 09:38 AM
What lovely eyes! Did you get them from your mother?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 29, 2006 01:11 PM
How do you get your cookies so tasty?
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Euripides
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posted November 29, 2006 07:28 PM
You say the unicorn is pink and invisible at the same time. How does that work?
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 29, 2006 07:37 PM
Why would you check to see if the gas tank was full by using a lighted match?
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Euripides
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posted November 29, 2006 07:41 PM
What did you feed your gerbil before this happened?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 30, 2006 03:20 AM
I lost my appetite, would you know how to remedy this?
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suminonA
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posted November 30, 2006 03:37 AM
You mean you didn't have enough time to answer the question "1+1=?" in the two hours exam?
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Tinros
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posted November 30, 2006 03:40 AM
Why couldn't I get through at the number that hot chick gave me?
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Euripides
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posted November 30, 2006 05:43 AM
So I was still at it a year later, writing out the value in full. Then my head asploded.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 30, 2006 06:10 AM
It's a home-made concoction; a herbal tea if you will. The main ingredients are leaf by Niggle and the root of all evil. Would you care to try some?
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Euripides
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posted November 30, 2006 06:29 AM
I forgot my sling shot, David. What are we going to hit Goliath with?very drunk.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 30, 2006 06:34 AM
Have you ever wanted to make out with a pink elephant?
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Euripides
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posted November 30, 2006 06:37 AM
Didn't you tell me the safety was on?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 30, 2006 03:05 PM
I had one of the grapes in the bowl on the table, why did it taste so horrible?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 30, 2006 03:25 PM
Those candied grapes were delicious. How did you get them to look like eyeballs?
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Euripides
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posted November 30, 2006 04:33 PM
Why did Bush hold the door open for Howard when he entered the meeting hall?
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Sterling
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posted November 30, 2006 08:44 PM
I guess I don't see any reason you shouldn't bring a five-gallon drum of vinegar on a plane; what's in your other suitcase?
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 01, 2006 06:25 PM
Don't you think I have a moral responsibility to destroy the thousands of alien tentacles coming up throught the soil in my garden?
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Raia
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posted December 01, 2006 07:07 PM
I keep finding myself stealing my neighbor's cat. Bad habit, I guess. What should I do with it this time?
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Sterling
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posted December 02, 2006 12:06 AM
FSM heathen, have you heard the word of the savior?
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Euripides
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posted December 02, 2006 07:01 PM
This Gehry building looks like it was designed to deflect aircraft from most approach vectors.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 02, 2006 08:27 PM
Why did Mike Brady think it was a good idea to design a house for six kids and not put in extra bathrooms?
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Sterling
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posted December 03, 2006 12:58 AM
What exactly does "C'thulu P'tagh!" mean, anyway?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 03, 2006 01:07 AM
How are you going to tell Dad that he's a diabetic?
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Euripides
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posted December 03, 2006 01:24 AM
Would you like to join me at the Church of the FSM service this morning?[ December 03, 2006, 01:39 AM: Message edited by: Euripides ]
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Sterling
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posted December 04, 2006 01:55 AM
So you think the having an New Year's party with a "time" theme would be the pits?
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Euripides
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posted December 04, 2006 02:34 AM
You shouldn't be doing that while we drive through the red light district.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 04, 2006 05:17 AM
I thought you said you were going to touch the sky?
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Euripides
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posted December 04, 2006 05:28 AM
Is that [insert name of a member of the opposite sex you dislike intensely] I see about to enter the room?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 04, 2006 05:46 AM
A sudden insight tells me you were using live ammo that time. I thought you said we were going to do one more practice run?
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Euripides
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posted December 04, 2006 05:52 AM
You know how they say that a bad tradesman will blame his tools? Do you think it applies to soldiers?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 04, 2006 09:26 AM
They told the enemy not to shoot till they see the whites of our eyes?
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Euripides
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posted December 04, 2006 09:49 AM
And what flimsy invalid excuse do you have for not joining the other fit blond boys in the Hitler-Jugend?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 04, 2006 10:37 AM
So, why won't you marry her?
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Euripides
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posted December 04, 2006 11:46 AM
What's that about my pet lizard?
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 04, 2006 11:27 PM
Why shouldn't I nominate my cat for township clerk?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 05, 2006 02:53 AM
What's so new and improved about this version of Humpty Dumpty; isn't he still unable to keep his perch?
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Sterling
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posted December 05, 2006 06:02 AM
Is it your belief that loving me is a substitute for taking your dose of lithium?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 05, 2006 06:25 AM
I'm experiencing a writer's block. Could you inform me about the different stages I'll have to go through to get my creative juices flowing again?
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Euripides
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posted December 05, 2006 06:44 AM
Pfft. Did you get that revolver from your dad's antique collection?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 05, 2006 09:09 AM
Thanks for inviting me on your boat! Are those the life preservers?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 06, 2006 03:02 AM
Have you heard about my new martial arts discipline which is called finger-fu?
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Euripides
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posted December 06, 2006 03:04 AM
So Johny, what did you learn about STDs today?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 06, 2006 03:13 AM
Now that you've been listening to the complete collection of the Kelly Family for over 48 hours, what can you tell us about their musical stylings?
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Tyler
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posted December 06, 2006 03:22 AM
If it wasn't cancer that killed orsen wells, what was it?
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Sterling
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posted December 06, 2006 03:38 AM
You survived the cave-in by subsisting on a ten-pound bag of walnuts- Didn't that give you terrible constipation?
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Tyler
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posted December 06, 2006 03:44 AM
Do you like Grandma's meatloaf?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 06, 2006 03:54 AM
Why do you take so much pride in that old T-model?
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Tyler
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posted December 06, 2006 03:57 AM
what do you call flying through timezones and not being able to sleep when its in your dreams?
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