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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Dan_raven
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posted December 15, 2006 01:03 PM
Who are you? You aren't the elevator operator I had going up to my room? Going down, down, down, down.
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Sterling
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posted December 15, 2006 09:46 PM
That's the fourth polar fleece coat you've gone through. What are you going to replace them with? Be assured, I'm up to no good.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 18, 2006 03:33 AM
Upon bumping into a stranger in the night I apologised for my clumsiness and then proceeded to ask the hooded figure: "Why are you skulking about on the roofs, dressed all in black and carrying a crowbar and a set of skeleton keys in an otherwise empty sack?" I had a sudden craving for chocolate.
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Euripides
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posted December 18, 2006 03:47 AM
Conquistador, why did you trade all our glass beads for a few sacs of plant pods? Come ride with me through the veins of history.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 18, 2006 04:42 AM
Now that we've walked across the path of astrology, where will you take me next? Maybe I'm a Leo, but I ain't a lion.
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Euripides
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posted December 18, 2006 05:00 AM
Watch out, my Nemean friend, here comes Heracles! A fat rhino.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 18, 2006 05:08 AM
Do you know any of the new characters in this sequel to the Wizard of Oz? Complications of a mastermind.
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Euripides
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posted December 18, 2006 06:29 AM
Why doesn't the guy just shoot Bond like any other villain? Droevig, spreek ik het geen Nederlands. Obviously.
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fiddle_stix
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posted December 18, 2006 09:23 AM
Did you catch that? i don't like to talk about it.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 18, 2006 09:33 AM
Marcel Marceau, what was your favorite role? Well, I guess you'll have your day in court, then.
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Euripides
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posted December 18, 2006 08:44 PM
What kind of *#&$@ would take the ice cube tray out of the refrigerator? The saints are coming.
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 18, 2006 09:42 PM
Did you call to see if your in-laws will be here for Christmas? Don't worry, it's just a train passing by.
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Sterling
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posted December 18, 2006 11:06 PM
John Henry, what is that storm I hear?... It's not what I bought the subscription for.
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Hamson
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posted December 19, 2006 12:14 AM
Why do those large crates marked "heroin" keep showing up on your doorstep? She was gasping for air.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 19, 2006 03:50 AM
Why do you think the sight of my unclad upper body had any effect on her whatsoever? I'm still shaking my wings.
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 19, 2006 05:11 AM
Too much hot sauce? Just put it in that box with the dead cat.
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Euripides
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posted December 19, 2006 05:26 AM
You'd think she would have learned by now, but she microwaved the dog this time. What do I do with it? That's why you remove the grout first.
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Earendil18
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posted December 19, 2006 05:34 AM
Why has my bathtub nurtured a warp capable civilization? This sailboat has wings, I want off!
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 19, 2006 05:40 AM
Dead_Horse: I'm running low on diesel fuel , I have some weeds here, can you help me? Euripides: How am I supposed to tear out the floor when all these tiles are stuck to it? Earendil18: How is the acid trip so far? Strange, but true.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 19, 2006 05:52 AM
You mean that even though I have to fill out these forms in triplicate I won't get any answer? That's against the rules.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 19, 2006 05:54 AM
I'm not going to ask you a question! You can't stop me!
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 19, 2006 06:40 AM
What makes you think I will stand idly by while you take up space? Waiting to exhale.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 19, 2006 09:07 AM
Why so blue? No, it just smells that way.
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Sterling
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posted December 19, 2006 02:25 PM
Is it safe to assume Schrodinger's cat is dead? Fortune cookies don't lie.
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Hamson
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posted December 19, 2006 04:58 PM
But my 18th birthday was over last year... That's why we had to make the ice cream from liquid nitrogen.
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beautifulgirl57
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posted December 19, 2006 05:10 PM
quote: Originally posted by Eduardo St. Elmo:Complications of a mastermind. Red Hot Chili Peppers? Or am I just obsessed?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 19, 2006 05:30 PM
You can't give them Haagen-Dazs -- don't you know that Martians are lactose intolerant? So's your old man.
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Sterling
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posted December 19, 2006 08:10 PM
Why shouldn't I, Oedipus, marry the queen when I think she's the most wonderful woman in the world? I would say that probably marks the end of the diplomatic phase.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 20, 2006 04:43 AM
What would your first reaction be if Spock whipped out a phaser and pointed it at a Klingon delegate?beautifulgirl57: yes, you're right. ...last temptation of my kind. Extraplanetary signs, when do we align? All in time... right on. - And this wasn't the only post of mine in this thread that could be retraced to song lyrics. One could say that music has become somewhat of a religion for me. That is to say I can find truth in it. So who's really obsessed here? ---Pardon the side-bar. Game On!--- It's time to play the music.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 20, 2006 09:28 AM
Why is the school PA system plugged into your electric guitar? That should wake people up in the morning!
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Euripides
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posted December 20, 2006 11:32 AM
I saw you sneaking into the girls' dormitories with a rooster. What's the deal with that? Testify.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 20, 2006 12:13 PM
So, Mr. "Sammy the Bull", you can choose between stool pidgen or hard time, what will it be? I don't owe him nothing!
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Sterling
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posted December 20, 2006 03:42 PM
Are you going to give the Professor the results of your experiment, since it was his antimatter you used in the matter-antimatter test? Simple, efficient, elegant, and wrong.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 21, 2006 03:13 AM
I wrote this loveletter in French, with a pink crayon, using flowing letters, on a piece of toiletpaper. Care to comment before I post it? Too late, just posted it.
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Sterling
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posted December 21, 2006 05:16 AM
Do you think Sony might object to revealing how to crack Blu-Ray's encryption this early? It shivers me timbers.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 21, 2006 05:53 AM
So for our upcoming production of the Pirates of Penzance I was thinking about making the whole play a bit more creepy. Especially the music could use some work. What's your initial reaction to a xylophone made out of a human ribcage? I used to be called Jolly Roger.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 21, 2006 01:49 PM
I only met you after your divorce, were you always called Depressed Rodger? She took more than just half my money.
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Sterling
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posted December 21, 2006 02:10 PM
Were you always in the tenor section of the choir? Depends on how fast you can run.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 21, 2006 09:30 PM
What do you think about the Prez's comments about "cut and run"? We're up to seven tonight.
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Sir
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posted December 21, 2006 11:07 PM
Have you gotten all the mice? Yeah, now how do I get it out?
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Sterling
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posted December 22, 2006 02:01 AM
Is your body in the groove, man? 'Round here, they grow to 'bout the size of watermellons.
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Nathan2006
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posted December 22, 2006 02:37 AM
Well, how big will a person's toes grow in this genetic mutation refugee center stationed deep in the heart of texas? Because if you'll just get past his views on toilet-paper, you'll see he has some really good ideas!
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted December 22, 2006 04:49 AM
Why is it so important to you that I should listen to this fellow when all he can talk about is recycling? 't Is the season to be jolly. [ December 22, 2006, 06:31 AM: Message edited by: Eduardo St. Elmo ]
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 22, 2006 08:43 AM
It is some kind of encrypted code -- have you deciphered "fa la la la la la la la la", yet? Don't feel bad -- Stephen didn't even invite Good King Wenceslaus to the feast.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted December 22, 2006 11:14 AM
Stephen's a cannibal? Sucks to be you.
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 22, 2006 11:43 AM
How long is my jaw going to be wired shut????? I put it in the blender.
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Human
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posted December 22, 2006 11:45 AM
Where's the baby, dear? It's not really cannibalism.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted December 22, 2006 11:52 AM
If I ate a Neanderthal, what would that be considered? That depends greatly on your definition of "completely and utterly wacko".
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 22, 2006 09:01 PM
Do you think I'm pretty? Far, far away.
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Hamson
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posted December 23, 2006 02:40 AM
You sent your children into space? You know what? That's just how some people like it.
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