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Dan_raven
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Who are you? You aren't the elevator operator I had going up to my room?

Going down, down, down, down.

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Sterling
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That's the fourth polar fleece coat you've gone through. What are you going to replace them with?

Be assured, I'm up to no good.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Upon bumping into a stranger in the night I apologised for my clumsiness and then proceeded to ask the hooded figure: "Why are you skulking about on the roofs, dressed all in black and carrying a crowbar and a set of skeleton keys in an otherwise empty sack?"

I had a sudden craving for chocolate.

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Euripides
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Conquistador, why did you trade all our glass beads for a few sacs of plant pods?

Come ride with me through the veins of history.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Now that we've walked across the path of astrology, where will you take me next?

Maybe I'm a Leo, but I ain't a lion.

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Euripides
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Watch out, my Nemean friend, here comes Heracles!

A fat rhino.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Do you know any of the new characters in this sequel to the Wizard of Oz?

Complications of a mastermind.

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Euripides
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Why doesn't the guy just shoot Bond like any other villain?

Droevig, spreek ik het geen Nederlands. Obviously.

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Did you catch that?

i don't like to talk about it. [Monkeys]

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Tante Shvester
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Marcel Marceau, what was your favorite role?

Well, I guess you'll have your day in court, then.

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Euripides
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What kind of *#&$@ would take the ice cube tray out of the refrigerator?

The saints are coming.

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Did you call to see if your in-laws will be here for Christmas?


Don't worry, it's just a train passing by.

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Sterling
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John Henry, what is that storm I hear?...

It's not what I bought the subscription for.

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Why do those large crates marked "heroin" keep showing up on your doorstep?

She was gasping for air.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Why do you think the sight of my unclad upper body had any effect on her whatsoever?

I'm still shaking my wings.

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Too much hot sauce?


Just put it in that box with the dead cat.

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Euripides
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You'd think she would have learned by now, but she microwaved the dog this time. What do I do with it?

That's why you remove the grout first.

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Why has my bathtub nurtured a warp capable civilization?

This sailboat has wings, I want off!

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Dead_Horse: I'm running low on diesel fuel, I have some weeds here, can you help me?

Euripides: How am I supposed to tear out the floor when all these tiles are stuck to it?

Earendil18: How is the acid trip so far?

Strange, but true.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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You mean that even though I have to fill out these forms in triplicate I won't get any answer?

That's against the rules.

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I'm not going to ask you a question!

You can't stop me!

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What makes you think I will stand idly by while you take up space?

Waiting to exhale.

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Tante Shvester
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Why so blue?

No, it just smells that way.

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Sterling
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Is it safe to assume Schrodinger's cat is dead?

Fortune cookies don't lie.

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Hamson
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But my 18th birthday was over last year...

That's why we had to make the ice cream from liquid nitrogen.

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quote:
Originally posted by Eduardo St. Elmo:
Complications of a mastermind.

Red Hot Chili Peppers? Or am I just obsessed?
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Tante Shvester
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You can't give them Haagen-Dazs -- don't you know that Martians are lactose intolerant?

So's your old man.

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Sterling
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Why shouldn't I, Oedipus, marry the queen when I think she's the most wonderful woman in the world?

I would say that probably marks the end of the diplomatic phase.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What would your first reaction be if Spock whipped out a phaser and pointed it at a Klingon delegate?

beautifulgirl57: yes, you're right. ...last temptation of my kind. Extraplanetary signs, when do we align? All in time... right on. - And this wasn't the only post of mine in this thread that could be retraced to song lyrics. One could say that music has become somewhat of a religion for me. That is to say I can find truth in it. So who's really obsessed here?

---Pardon the side-bar. Game On!---

It's time to play the music.

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Why is the school PA system plugged into your electric guitar?

That should wake people up in the morning!

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I saw you sneaking into the girls' dormitories with a rooster. What's the deal with that?

Testify.

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So, Mr. "Sammy the Bull", you can choose between stool pidgen or hard time, what will it be?

I don't owe him nothing!

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Sterling
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Are you going to give the Professor the results of your experiment, since it was his antimatter you used in the matter-antimatter test?

Simple, efficient, elegant, and wrong.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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I wrote this loveletter in French, with a pink crayon, using flowing letters, on a piece of toiletpaper. Care to comment before I post it?

Too late, just posted it.

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Sterling
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Do you think Sony might object to revealing how to crack Blu-Ray's encryption this early?

It shivers me timbers.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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So for our upcoming production of the Pirates of Penzance I was thinking about making the whole play a bit more creepy. Especially the music could use some work. What's your initial reaction to a xylophone made out of a human ribcage?

I used to be called Jolly Roger.

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I only met you after your divorce, were you always called Depressed Rodger?

She took more than just half my money.

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Were you always in the tenor section of the choir?

Depends on how fast you can run.

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What do you think about the Prez's comments about "cut and run"?

We're up to seven tonight.

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Have you gotten all the mice?

Yeah, now how do I get it out?

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Sterling
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Is your body in the groove, man?

'Round here, they grow to 'bout the size of watermellons.

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Well, how big will a person's toes grow in this genetic mutation refugee center stationed deep in the heart of texas?


Because if you'll just get past his views on toilet-paper, you'll see he has some really good ideas!

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Why is it so important to you that I should listen to this fellow when all he can talk about is recycling?

't Is the season to be jolly.

[ December 22, 2006, 06:31 AM: Message edited by: Eduardo St. Elmo ]

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Tante Shvester
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It is some kind of encrypted code -- have you deciphered "fa la la la la la la la la", yet?

Don't feel bad -- Stephen didn't even invite Good King Wenceslaus to the feast.

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Stephen's a cannibal?

Sucks to be you.

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How long is my jaw going to be wired shut?????


I put it in the blender.

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Where's the baby, dear?

It's not really cannibalism.

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If I ate a Neanderthal, what would that be considered?

That depends greatly on your definition of "completely and utterly wacko".

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Do you think I'm pretty?


Far, far away.

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You sent your children into space?

You know what? That's just how some people like it.

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