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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Avatar300
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posted January 10, 2007 05:40 PM
What's with the oversized, organic novelty pen?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 10, 2007 06:35 PM
Clark, why do you always change your clothing in the phone booth?
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Sterling
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posted January 10, 2007 09:58 PM
Aren't IMAX movies usually kind of short for how much they charge to see them?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 11, 2007 12:33 AM
How come this picture of a turtle orgy doesn't have a caption like all the others?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 11, 2007 10:31 AM
Now where did I see that map of the Kalahari?
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Avatar300
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posted January 11, 2007 01:09 PM
What's so great about smellivision?
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JumboWumbo
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posted January 11, 2007 04:52 PM
I just bought my new Ferrari and it doesn't even have nine cupholders like I ordered!
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Avatar300
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posted January 12, 2007 01:19 AM
How many words can a person say in two seconds?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 12, 2007 04:25 PM
How did it feel to have your head explode from looking at eBay too long?
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Sterling
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posted January 12, 2007 07:17 PM
(Thanks, Tante!
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Avatar300
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posted January 12, 2007 08:15 PM
Don't you think that Jabba's Palace was the best location in the Star Wars movies?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 12, 2007 10:59 PM
Kitty, where are you going with that pantyhose on your head?
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DDDaysh
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posted January 12, 2007 11:04 PM
How will you get Sarah to give back your Wii after she caught you kissing Shelly?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 14, 2007 01:10 AM
So, how do you deal with a dog who hates to be touched above the neck?
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Avatar300
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posted January 14, 2007 01:28 AM
What's the best method of wasting my capital?
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DDDaysh
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posted January 14, 2007 01:07 PM
Why are we having a party again?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 14, 2007 01:17 PM
Why are we having a party again?
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Avatar300
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posted January 14, 2007 11:24 PM
Are you going to complete a movie quote?
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Sterling
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posted January 15, 2007 12:59 AM
Do you think in the twenty-first century there will be support for a Whig presidential candidate?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 15, 2007 08:35 AM
What would be the appropriate amount, according to your rule of thumb?
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Euripides
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posted January 15, 2007 09:10 AM
Why doesn't the seawater taste like tea any more?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 15, 2007 09:54 AM
Who dat who say who dat?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 15, 2007 10:07 AM
How are you enjoying your boiled monkey brains?
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Sterling
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posted January 15, 2007 01:12 PM
Why did the Senator put a sub-machine gun in his briefcase for his meeting with the panel?
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Avatar300
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posted January 15, 2007 02:37 PM
Can I get my pizza delivered over the internet?
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Dan_raven
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posted January 15, 2007 05:12 PM
If heaven is a golf couse by Arnold Palmer, what is Purgatory?
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Euripides
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posted January 15, 2007 06:16 PM
That's ridiculous. Why would the British go to so much trouble to bring golf balls into Boston?
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aiua
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posted January 15, 2007 06:45 PM
If 555 is how numbers in American tv shows start, how do numbers in, say, Canadian shows start?
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Sterling
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posted January 15, 2007 07:51 PM
So a Twinky can survive for twenty years without the slightest sign of decomposition; what else can it do?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 16, 2007 03:12 AM
"After you've chrashed your car into the unclad gnomes on the front lawn, stumbled into the hall with the gait of a sailor who has trouble adjusting to dry land, nearly drowned the kids' pet chihuahua because you mistook it for a rat, used the Ming vase as a recepticle for your breakfast when it refused to stay down and managed to expose the husband's cuckoldry to his fragile wife and the rest of the gathering, can I do anything that would really complete this night in your opinion?"
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Euripides
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posted January 16, 2007 07:14 AM
So you guys chipped in for a paintball version of a Browning gun and mounted it on your jeep?
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Sterling
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posted January 16, 2007 02:43 PM
I figured, you're the expert, so you could tell me: what can I expect if I rub this lamp?
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Dan_raven
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posted January 16, 2007 05:54 PM
Hello, my name is John Kerry and I'm running for President in 2004. What can I do to gain your vote?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 17, 2007 03:06 AM
Yo Marty, I've got a Mr. Bell on the line for you... Do you know this person?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 17, 2007 09:23 AM
Can you make a radio out of a coconut?
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Sterling
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posted January 17, 2007 03:28 PM
I think that I shall never see, a poem lovely as...?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 18, 2007 11:02 AM
Can I help you with that very shiny nose? Can I? Can I?
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Dan_raven
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posted January 18, 2007 04:50 PM
What do you think of my hidden agenda?
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Survivor
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posted January 18, 2007 05:38 PM
What's the point of this game?
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Dan_raven
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posted January 18, 2007 06:06 PM
What do you think of President Bush's new Iraq policy?
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Sterling
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posted January 18, 2007 06:10 PM
Can you tell me something to raise my spirits after my five-mile-uphill-both-ways-in-the-snow trek to and from school, Grandpa?
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Avatar300
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posted January 18, 2007 09:37 PM
What do you think of my plan to circumnavigate the globe in a boat made of chewing gum?
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Sterling
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posted January 18, 2007 10:33 PM
Can you teach me how to write the script for a Matrix movie?
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aiua
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posted January 19, 2007 12:34 AM
Any ideas on what lem should call his next tv show?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 19, 2007 12:41 AM
Why can't you just be a normal munchkin?
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Euripides
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posted January 19, 2007 01:10 AM
Johnny, where did you learn about the unfair distribution of cookies between the bourgeoisie and the proletariat?
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Architraz Warden
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posted January 19, 2007 01:09 PM
Wait, is that Big Bird in the rotisserie oven over there?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 19, 2007 01:22 PM
It that the biggest sheep you've ever seen?
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Avatar300
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posted January 19, 2007 05:22 PM
What do you mean America's military might can't defeat army ants?
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Sterling
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posted January 19, 2007 05:29 PM
Sargeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band wishes to sue for peace; how do we get into the Bluish Embassy?
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