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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Why do you keep mumbling "double the segments, subtract the bare and velcro"?

It was the best I could come up with.

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Tante Shvester
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Linda Blair, what's with the pea soup?

A clean bowl, and a lead pipe.

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Besides plenty of water, what other items do I need for that DIY enema?

It has become a gross-out contest.

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Tante Shvester
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Have you seen the Fall line-up on the Fox network?

American Idle.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Could you repeat the proposed title for that new show starring an ex-Python?

Dutch treat.

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Sterling
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I thought you said the company would treat me for my research expenses in the red light district of Amsterdam?

Not ignorant, just obnoxious.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What is the most positive discription you could give of me?

A realistic dreamer.

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Sterling
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What does it make me that I want to be the one million and seventeenth person to reach the South Pole?

I wasn't using it.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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How come your brain is on display?

The extraction was quite painful.

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brojack17
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Didn't I tell you to pull your head out?

The Blue Fairy

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Dead_Horse
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Why are there Smurfs under your pillow?


That brownie was a bad one.

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Sterling
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Who nailed all your shoes to the floor?

The stars are right.

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Tante Shvester
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What do you mean that all of Hollywood is a bunch of left-wing nut jobs? What about Charlton Heston and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

I've sworn off of Kleenex.

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kanelock
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Why don't you just blow your nose?

Because it can

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Tante Shvester
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Why did the can can-can?

An ice cold Coca Cola, a picnic hamper full of egg salad sandwiches, and a bucket of worms.

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What are you contributing to the Hatrack Fishing Trip?

Twenty-seven iced teas and five copies of It's a Wonderful Life.

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Are YOU prepared for Armageddon?


The hens are attacking!

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Dead_Horse
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Who egged your house?


They should have added toilet paper.

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landybraine
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What more could you want on a trip to the jungle?

Purple, I say! Purple!

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Tante Shvester
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Lemme get this straight -- you were rendered into a lobotomized state by a big, smarmy, singing, pink dinosaur?

Well of course it's high-tech. It's digital!

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Is your many-fingered monkey really high-tech?
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Uhhh as there is no answer.... let's go with a classic.


42

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Tante Shvester
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Hey, Tante, how old are you?


Kidding? Hardly.

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landybraine
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How many wipes will it take for Sheryl Crow to realize that ONE sheet just isn't enough?!

Well, for one, that turkey over there.

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What makes you think $9.99 isn't a good deal for a large pizza?


Turtles are an important part of American Literature

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Ugg...my post was for 42...I was too slow. [Frown]


What has that turtle ever done for you?

Live life like you are a mosquito.

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Tante Shvester
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Life sucks. Any advice?

A little lamb ate all my ivy.

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Why are you going to the butcher's later?


You see my dear, now I have checkmate in eleven, instead of being condemned to a prison.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Admit it...you made that up...Where in the rules does it say that the Queen can be mounted by a Knight - even with the King's knowledge - as long as they have the Bishop's approval?

You have to read between the lines.

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Tante Shvester
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Can you recommend a good book about football?

Oh! Roderigo! Roderigo!

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Who died?


I had to get a new cell number.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What did you do after Paris Hilton started calling you?

I apologize for bringing that up.

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Isn't this the lunch you just ate?


Looks kind of like moo goo gai pan.

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What would you call this dish that the Chef came up with last night: homosexual satyr on a bed of cow pats?

That one was below the belt.

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Tante Shvester
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Is that a cocktail frank in your pants, or are you just glad to see me, Tiny?

We're out back, in the shack with no roof.

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I'd like to come over for your squirrel and raccoon BBQ, where are you?

The candle melted on it.

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what happened to your hand?


six dwarves and a weasel

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Tante Shvester
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Goodness! Whatever could have gotten into the garden?

Just add hot water.

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How do you make six dwarves and a weasel soup?


Paint it white with black spots and call it cowmoflage.

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How do you envision the decor for the new steak house, "The Holstein Hideaway"?

Either Chez Panisse, or Shea Stadium.

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Where is your husband taking you for your 25th wedding anniversary?


I would rather go over Niagara Falls.

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wanna watch some golf?


The Mangina Monologue.

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What's the mootivational performance gonna be tonight at the GLBT conference?

About 3,756,821 less than yesterday's.

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How's the yeast cell population in your experimental beer?


It bubbled over and I had to get rid of it.

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Q: Now God, what did you do with that volcano you made?

A: Serious conversation isn't something I excel at.

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are you kidding me?


the dog ate it

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Tante Shvester
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Have you seen my term paper on Alpo?

That's what they call people from Michigan, dear.

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What are Yoopers, and what do they have in common with trolls and wolverines?


Buckeyes are nuts.

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What do you mean that you've got a couple of buckeyes in your shorts?

A bouquet of poison ivy, delivered in a vase.

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Honey, do you think I should get my ex something for her birthday?

Plastics

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