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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 30, 2007 07:51 AM
Why do you keep mumbling "double the segments, subtract the bare and velcro"? It was the best I could come up with.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 30, 2007 09:35 AM
Linda Blair, what's with the pea soup? A clean bowl, and a lead pipe.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 30, 2007 11:15 AM
Besides plenty of water, what other items do I need for that DIY enema? It has become a gross-out contest.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 30, 2007 11:18 AM
Have you seen the Fall line-up on the Fox network? American Idle.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 30, 2007 11:28 AM
Could you repeat the proposed title for that new show starring an ex-Python? Dutch treat.
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Sterling
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posted August 30, 2007 11:52 AM
I thought you said the company would treat me for my research expenses in the red light district of Amsterdam? Not ignorant, just obnoxious.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted August 31, 2007 04:26 AM
What is the most positive discription you could give of me? A realistic dreamer.
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Sterling
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posted September 12, 2007 12:34 AM
What does it make me that I want to be the one million and seventeenth person to reach the South Pole? I wasn't using it.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 12, 2007 04:15 AM
How come your brain is on display? The extraction was quite painful.
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brojack17
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posted September 12, 2007 10:24 AM
Didn't I tell you to pull your head out? The Blue Fairy
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 14, 2007 04:56 PM
Why are there Smurfs under your pillow? That brownie was a bad one.
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Sterling
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posted September 15, 2007 02:13 AM
Who nailed all your shoes to the floor? The stars are right.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 16, 2007 12:33 AM
What do you mean that all of Hollywood is a bunch of left-wing nut jobs? What about Charlton Heston and Arnold Schwarzenegger? I've sworn off of Kleenex.
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kanelock
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posted September 16, 2007 01:08 AM
Why don't you just blow your nose? Because it can
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 16, 2007 01:13 AM
Why did the can can-can? An ice cold Coca Cola, a picnic hamper full of egg salad sandwiches, and a bucket of worms.
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Itsame
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posted September 16, 2007 04:27 AM
What are you contributing to the Hatrack Fishing Trip? Twenty-seven iced teas and five copies of It's a Wonderful Life.
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theCrowsWife
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posted September 16, 2007 08:17 AM
Are YOU prepared for Armageddon? The hens are attacking!
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 16, 2007 08:34 AM
Who egged your house? They should have added toilet paper.
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landybraine
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posted September 16, 2007 01:56 PM
What more could you want on a trip to the jungle? Purple, I say! Purple!
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 16, 2007 02:05 PM
Lemme get this straight -- you were rendered into a lobotomized state by a big, smarmy, singing, pink dinosaur? Well of course it's high-tech. It's digital!
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Leonide
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posted September 16, 2007 04:01 PM
Is your many-fingered monkey really high-tech?
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Itsame
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posted September 16, 2007 05:50 PM
Uhhh as there is no answer.... let's go with a classic. 42
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 16, 2007 06:03 PM
Hey, Tante, how old are you? Kidding? Hardly.
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landybraine
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posted September 16, 2007 06:03 PM
How many wipes will it take for Sheryl Crow to realize that ONE sheet just isn't enough?! Well, for one, that turkey over there.
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Epictetus
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posted September 16, 2007 06:12 PM
What makes you think $9.99 isn't a good deal for a large pizza? Turtles are an important part of American Literature
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landybraine
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posted September 16, 2007 06:23 PM
Ugg...my post was for 42...I was too slow. What has that turtle ever done for you? Live life like you are a mosquito.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 16, 2007 06:31 PM
Life sucks. Any advice? A little lamb ate all my ivy.
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Itsame
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posted September 16, 2007 06:50 PM
Why are you going to the butcher's later? You see my dear, now I have checkmate in eleven, instead of being condemned to a prison.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 17, 2007 09:21 AM
Admit it...you made that up...Where in the rules does it say that the Queen can be mounted by a Knight - even with the King's knowledge - as long as they have the Bishop's approval? You have to read between the lines.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 17, 2007 10:33 AM
Can you recommend a good book about football? Oh! Roderigo! Roderigo!
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 20, 2007 11:53 PM
Who died? I had to get a new cell number.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 27, 2007 03:29 AM
What did you do after Paris Hilton started calling you? I apologize for bringing that up.
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 27, 2007 11:25 AM
Isn't this the lunch you just ate? Looks kind of like moo goo gai pan.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 28, 2007 06:58 AM
What would you call this dish that the Chef came up with last night: homosexual satyr on a bed of cow pats? That one was below the belt.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 29, 2007 09:40 PM
Is that a cocktail frank in your pants, or are you just glad to see me, Tiny? We're out back, in the shack with no roof.
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brojack17
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posted September 29, 2007 10:23 PM
I'd like to come over for your squirrel and raccoon BBQ, where are you? The candle melted on it.
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kanelock
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posted September 30, 2007 02:48 AM
what happened to your hand? six dwarves and a weasel
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 30, 2007 08:08 AM
Goodness! Whatever could have gotten into the garden? Just add hot water.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 01, 2007 01:44 PM
How do you make six dwarves and a weasel soup? Paint it white with black spots and call it cowmoflage.
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 01, 2007 05:20 PM
How do you envision the decor for the new steak house, "The Holstein Hideaway"? Either Chez Panisse, or Shea Stadium.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 02, 2007 01:56 PM
Where is your husband taking you for your 25th wedding anniversary? I would rather go over Niagara Falls.
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kanelock
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posted October 02, 2007 09:02 PM
wanna watch some golf? The Mangina Monologue.
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vonk
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posted October 03, 2007 12:22 PM
What's the mootivational performance gonna be tonight at the GLBT conference? About 3,756,821 less than yesterday's.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 07, 2007 06:55 PM
How's the yeast cell population in your experimental beer? It bubbled over and I had to get rid of it.
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SteveRogers
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posted October 07, 2007 07:32 PM
Q: Now God, what did you do with that volcano you made? A: Serious conversation isn't something I excel at.
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kanelock
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posted October 08, 2007 12:26 AM
are you kidding me? the dog ate it
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 08, 2007 09:28 AM
Have you seen my term paper on Alpo? That's what they call people from Michigan, dear.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 10, 2007 09:26 AM
What are Yoopers, and what do they have in common with trolls and wolverines? Buckeyes are nuts.
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 10, 2007 03:17 PM
What do you mean that you've got a couple of buckeyes in your shorts? A bouquet of poison ivy, delivered in a vase.
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SenojRetep
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posted October 10, 2007 03:31 PM
Honey, do you think I should get my ex something for her birthday? Plastics
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