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Can I speak to the owner of this establishment? Would you like to take a survey? How many cars do you own? Do you prefer sprite or seven up? Whats your favorite book? Do you like beans? Im sorry did i call at a bad time?
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Would you like to buy a car? Here, how about this one? I know it looks like a piece of shit, but I can assure you it's in excellent condition under the hood. I'll let you have it for only $10,000.
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Hi im elder smith, and this is my companion elder christiansen and were members of the church of jesus crist of later day saints. Would you mind if we came in?