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Yo-Yo
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So...how big was that watermelon at the picnic Sunday?

Yes...but I had to dislocate my jaw.

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T_Smith
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Fat Bast**d, did you really eat a baby?

Big Mac

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Narnia
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You have something stuck in your teeth; hold on, let me look...oh my gosh! It's an entire--

Yes.

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Dr. Mobius
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You wanna cyber?

Yeah, that's what they all say.

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Narnia
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I don't even like your chain mesh underwear, why would I steal it?

I'm being attacked by starving crazed weasels.

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Yebor1
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Why are you standing like that?

If at first you don't suceed....cheat.

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Dr. Mobius
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Psst! What's the meaning of life?

Aliens don't exist...hey, what's that bright light...AAAHHHH!!!

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Narnia
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So, do you want to come aboard our ship and learn the mysteries of the universe?

I had no idea someone could be that stupid.

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T_Smith
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Who was the idiot who said latex was the next levi?

No! the baby is over there.

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Dr. Mobius
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Where is it? You killed it! You sicko!

Get off the line you damn telemarketer, I'm expecting a call!

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T_Smith
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Can I speak to the owner of this establishment? Would you like to take a survey? How many cars do you own? Do you prefer sprite or seven up? Whats your favorite book? Do you like beans? Im sorry did i call at a bad time?

I forgot... um..... maybe.

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Dr. Mobius
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Do you suffer from memory loss?

It's ok, I'm gonna shoot you in the head.

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T_Smith
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Not my future children!!

Damn capitalist pigs!

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Dr. Mobius
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Would you like to buy a car? Here, how about this one? I know it looks like a piece of shit, but I can assure you it's in excellent condition under the hood. I'll let you have it for only $10,000.

[cough]T. Smith is a newbie.[cough]

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T_Smith
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Whats a great thing to say to piss me off?

Tell me something i dont know.

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Dr. Mobius
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(resists urge to call him a newbie) What's the human equation got to do with solving pi?

WTF, the gravity machine is broke again.

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T_Smith
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ET, are you lifting those clay planets?

Id much rather stay out here.

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Dr. Mobius
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What are you doing you idiot? Get back in the space ship.

I just bought a new lawn mower. Now if only I had a lawn to mow.

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T_Smith
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Hows life at sea treating you?

Thats freakin amazing!

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Dr. Mobius
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You're a damn fool, you know that don't you?

Hello...doh, I thought you were the pizza guy.

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T_Smith
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Hi im elder smith, and this is my companion elder christiansen and were members of the church of jesus crist of later day saints. Would you mind if we came in?

You wish

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Leto II
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Has Dr. Mobius finally been caught for his crimes against decent human beings yet?

Vicious burning fatal accident.

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LadyDove
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Soo, does that mean you don't have my pizza?

French toast and strawberries.

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Dr. Mobius
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What's your sexual fantasy?

No, I don't want to change my long distance company!

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jehovoid
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Hello, are you currently eating dinner and/or have soap in your eyes because you just got out the shower to answer the phone?

We gotta r-u-n-n-o-f-t!

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T_Smith
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How many times should we runn?

Im not intrested, quit knocking on my door.

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ludosti
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Here's your pepporoni pizza, sir. The total comes to $13.56. Will you be paying with cash or a check?

Raindrops keep fallin' on me 'ead...

[This message has been edited by ludosti (edited July 17, 2002).]

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Beren One Hand
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What were you singing during the Chinese water torture?

I said pastries, not panties.

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LadyDove
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Why are you so upset, won't these work for the deacon's housewarming party?

This is only a drill!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Wow! Is that like an entire machine shop in one handy tool?

I'm running out of patience.

[This message has been edited by Bob_Scopatz (edited July 17, 2002).]

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Dan_raven
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I have $45,000 owed on my Lexus and $150,000 owed to the Country Club. I'd love to do more appendectamies but....

I'm back from Vegas

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Frisco
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What happened? Did someone mug you and take everything but your boxers?

It was great, except that I got struck by lightning.

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T_Smith
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Did you enjoy dressing up like the tin-man?

The Ozzbourne Identity.

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jehovoid
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What was that movie where the guy just wandered around mumbling "Who am I?"

You better sit down.

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Maethoriell
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Why didn't you tell us you had hemeroids?

People; I'm allergic to people.

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T_Smith
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why are you so afraid of being social?

Sorry, im LDS

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LadyDove
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Why do you keep putting Postum in the coffee maker!

Just over-compensating I guess.

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T_Smith
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Why do you always hang out with the genious's? (sp)

You're a nark!

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Frisco
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Who thinks I should call T_Smith's mommy and tell her that he's playing on the internet when he should be sleeping?

I pick them off and ball them up in a napkin.

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jehovoid
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Man, this scab collection is fantastic! What's your secret?

Would you like fries with that?

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Frisco
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You owe us all a Double Quarter-Pounder with cheese for almost derailing the thread with your double-question post, okay?

I have two glass eyes.

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Maethoriell
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How come I can see you brain?

Make 7Up YOURS!!

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needshelp
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Bachlor #2, I love a man with sexy eyes.. what color are yours?

It was the moose's fault! I swear!

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Bob_Scopatz
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How are we supposed to know you're talking about antlers when you yell out "NICE RACK?"

Prescott's The History of the Conquest of Mexico

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Maethoriell
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Where'd the idea for "The Mexican" come up from?

REspect the cream cheese, da**it!!

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Dan_raven
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How do I make my bagel happy?

Lox, lots of yummy lox.

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T_Smith
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Whats that your eating?

(btw, lox is both smoked salmon and liquid oxygen)

Im going to "censor" those words.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you use the word "censor" in a sentence and make those funny quote marks with your fingers while doing it?

"Park Hopper."

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:Locke
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What does the hobo call himself now?

Obey the chickens. They can't control you forever.

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Chani
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we must rebel! death to the chickens!

when little boys grow up they become women. When little girls grow up they become men. wait...no...thats not right.

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