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Maethoriell
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Are you really a CIA agent?

5 minutes- 4 hours can't = to 1 year with someone dear.

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claytonia the absurd
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Steven Mahaluk, you've just been awarded the "Worst Mathematician in America" award. Do you have anything to say to the romantics out there?

46-23-33

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Dan_raven
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I was one of the vote counters in Florida. Want to hear me count? 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 19,...

I know the way to San Jose.

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Mister Spim
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Do you know how to get to the Food Castle?

SNAFU!

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Dan_raven
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Snaf me? Snaf me you say? Well.....

Everybody to the conference room.

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Doug J
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Um, Raven could you step out into the hall with me? I have a rash on by butt and i want to know if you'll...

I'll take what's behind door number 3.

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Mister Spim
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Would you like an aeroplane, infinite wealth, or the moldy bread behind the refrigerator that we call 'door number 3'?

Crikey! This one's a dilly-whacker!

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T_Smith
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Why are you putting that lobster down your pants?

its a symbol of freedom

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Mister Spim
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Sir, please, put your pants on... WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT?!

Sully, Petey, my jacket.

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claytonia the absurd
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Um, President Bush sir, um...Agent Sullivan and I here can't help but notice that you are completely naked. We're almost at the station now. Before you go on, do you mind if I ask, what are you going to wear on national TV?

It only hurts when I slurp.

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Mister Spim
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You say you've experienced a burning sensation in your stomach?

Cold fleece.

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jehovoid
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Why didn't Jason marry Medea?

(not only a bad pun, but an obscure one)

I thought I heard something.

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Mister Spim
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And why do you have a giant salmon, my prized antique cabinet and the Boys Junior Varisty team in the living room at 3 am?

(Excellent, Jehovoid)

Call me Ishmael! Or Thomas, either one's cool.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So how does your novel Moby Dork begin?

Golf lessons.

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HonoreDB
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So, what did you do before you became the Grim Reaper?

The NASDAQ

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Julian Delphiki
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If you could rid the world of one evil, what would it be?

all that lemony goodness

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Mister Spim
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Which is tastier: a large strawberry cake, or lemon fresh pine sol?

Narf!

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Bob_Scopatz
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What would you say if I told you I wanted to take over the world?

A saguaro cactus in the shape of Elvis.

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Fossil
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And the question is "What does your soul look like?"

Mace me, officer! Mace me now!

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Polemarch
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And sarge, get this- Then she says "

Three paper clips, a hunk of cheese, a piece of metal, a banana, two white mice, a kosher hot dog, twenty rubber bands, and a loooong pipe.

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:Locke
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What's in your survival kit?

I packed hamsters. Ohhhhhhhhh no.

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Maethoriell
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Isn't that portrait of great great great grandfather supposed to not have holes in it already? You just got it restored!

Se si puede.

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T_Smith
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Hey you, creepy spanish looking kid. Can you speaka the english?

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T_Smith
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Hey you, creepy spanish looking kid. Can you speaka the english?

shes a lady

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Dan_raven
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After the thorough strip search you gave Marth Stewart, what did you discover that was so unexpected?

Hungy, hungry hippos

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claytonia the absurd
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After the thorough strip search you gave Marth Stewart, what did you discover that was so unexpected?

Only if you insist.

(Edited for my brain fart.)

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Dan_raven
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Well Mrs. Stewart. Are you up to being strip searched again?

Enron and World Com.

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Mister Spim
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I need more synonyms for 'bomb', all I have is 'Reign of Fire' and 'Scooby Doo: The Movie', what else can you suggest?

Shave me, but hold me tight.

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T_Smith
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Scooby doo, is it alright if we give you a little bit of a hair cut?

When I saw what I saw, I was stunned.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, you opened your eyes and that's when you were hit with a Tazer?

A needlepoint of Elvis in Blue Hawaii.

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wordman
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So what did you give her instead of a diamond?

An oil change would be nice.

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Beren One Hand
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What is a good pick up line between robots?

Fudge it! Fudge it!

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Mister Spim
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Oh no! My cake has dropped below 42% maximum deliciousness factor! What will I ever do?!

Flaming Homer.

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T_Smith
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Who wrote the gay version of The Iliad?

Just call me the lord of english food!

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Maethoriell
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Why do most people you serve end up with rat poisoning?

If I go to the Underworld I'm taking you with me, ya' hear!

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T_Smith
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Will you quit stalling and sacrifice yourself to satan?

so thats why theres a birds nest in my car

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Mister Spim
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Crikey! Did you see that eagle fly out of that Coupe?!

I just snagged me a flower power belt.

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T_Smith
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So son, have you enjoyed fishing in Hippy Lake?

Satan told me to.

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claytonia the absurd
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Wow Johnny, I'm so proud of you. You've really worked hard at overcoming your dyslexia--you're doing great. Also, this past year you always watch out, you almost never cry, I never see you pout...you've been so good--can you tell me why?

I just love bar-be-que'd pork rinds and Fresca.

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T_Smith
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So, are you enjoying the Orchard 7th Ward picnic?

In the place of a dark lord, you will have a queen!!!

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Mister Spim
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I just don't see why we have to dress Lord Fwambo in a gown! Why?

Noodles. Oodles of noodles.

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:Locke
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So it wasn't the runs... What was it?

Do rats have wheels?

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Dr. Mobius
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Who's the moron who posts double questions?

But he just walked into my fist.

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claytonia the absurd
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Wow, did you see that moron who posts double questions? His face was beaten to a bloody pulp. Are you sure you didn't have anything to do with that?

At least you thought you wanted it.

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T_Smith
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Why did you give me a banana? I dont want a banana.

caraboose caraboose, you will do the fandango.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's a Queen to do?

Passion fruit.

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Doug J
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If you were a plant? You'll be a ......

All the frickin time!

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Bob_Scopatz
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How much of the frickin time would you like?

Greased Twinkies!

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Maethoriell
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Why are my Twinkies keep on slipping from my hand? Stop darn it!

Some men can be evil, that I don't deny.

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claytonia the absurd
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I can't believe that guy put anchovies on his pizza. What's up with that?

Argyle socks! It's gotta be argyle socks!!!

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