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Dan_raven
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Your willing to trade 10,000 shares of Worldcom Stock for what?

Shoes and shirts are optional.

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claytonia the absurd
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So, Lisa Urbanski, what do you love most about the exciting world of competetive ballroom dancing?

Yes, but only on a Thursday when the moon is in line with Venus.

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Mister Spim
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Aren't you afraid Alien Vampires are going to eat your brain?

Four score and 7 parties ago!

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Dan_raven
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When did you and Martha Stewart first "Score" with each other? Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Its Monty Python's Flying Circus

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jehovoid
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Dan, I know it's just five little words; but before we go any further, I need to hear them from you.

Virtual pool.

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Mister Spim
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Wait, I thoght we were having a pool party, where are all the chicks and water?

Sleep, merciful sleep.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the first thing you think of when your teacher shows a movie in class?

Penalty kick!

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HonoreDB
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You can't resign, Dick! How would they break tie votes in the Senate?

[silence]

[This message has been edited by HonoreDB (edited July 29, 2002).]

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jehovoid
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Helen Keller, are you just going to sit there and ignore me?!

Killing me softly.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's one song you'll never hear at a Viking funeral?

I pledge allegiance...

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HonoreDB
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Bob--I assume you have never read Everworld, in which a modern teenager deeply moves a group of Vikings with just that song.

Jehovoid--In thanks for picking up the ball I dropped, I'm editing my post to make you look less clever.

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LadyDove
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:::Year 2025:::
Do you remember that poem we used to say in school? You know the one about a flag and God and all...

"But officer, I didn't know the monkey was wearing a toupe!"

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Mister Spim
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All right, all right, do you know how illegal it is to be transporting bald monkeys into America from Baldania?! You could do some serious jail time for this.

Spoon me up another mush-full of love, Nurse!

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Frisco
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Be a good patient and lie back down. You'd better take a chill pill with a cup of shut-the-hell-up before I open a can of whoop-ass and...what did you say?

Funny, it was in my pocket the whole time.

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Bob_Scopatz
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::sings::
Baby, baby.
Where did our love go?

I could've sworn this was the offramp for Alpha Centauri.

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Mister Spim
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Wait, now we're in Minnesota, did we take a wrong turn at Albaquerque?

Slam the Robot down and help me kill this alien dinosaur.

[This message has been edited by Mister Spim (edited July 30, 2002).]

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Maethoriell
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What did you want me to do again?

Remember the graffiti, we are your children coming in with spray cans of paint.

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martha
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Just who do you think you are?

This is not graffiti.

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Dr. Mobius
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What does that graffiti say?

That isn't the way this was supposed to work. Let's give it another go.

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Maethoriell
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Wanna try these moves from Cosmo girl?

Take me to your leader!

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Dr. Mobius
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Moo?

I know what you did last summer.

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T_Smith
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Why do you keep following me around with that raincoat on?

its about time

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Dr. Mobius
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Why do you like Back the the Future so much?

I hear voices in my head, and they don't like you.

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Mister Spim
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Why're you being so mean to me?!

I'm afraid of spider-men.

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jehovoid
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Arachnohomophobia? Afraid of gay spiders?

Africa.

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Dr. Mobius
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I chose the road less traveled, and now where the heck am I?

My state of mind is located somewhere between the Bermuda Triangle and Timbucktoo.

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Fael
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You are standing in the middle of the intersection, but just where is your mind?

Designer genes

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Mister Spim
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I can't decide, should I try the genetic engineering place, or just go natural?

Don't steal my heart, I'll give it to you.

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T_Smith
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<pointing gun> I need heart surgery and need it now! Would you mind laying down on that table over there?

Oh, I get it. Its a joke.

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jehovoid
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We thought it would be funny to kidnap your family and then use make-up to make them look like they'd been severely beaten and then take pictures of them and send them to your house with a ransom note and then get our cop friend to come over and say there's really nothing you can do about it so you might as well sell everything you own to pay back the ransom and then when you show up at the drop off spot in the park at midnight to beat you with a baseball bat and take the money and then when you wake up in the hospital to be there and yell, "Surprise!"

I think it's a little long.

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T_Smith
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How did you like Ben Hur?

Thats what you get for using a statement.

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:Locke
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So, how do you feel after the surgery?

Give back the chicken. It's done nothing to you.

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T_Smith
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Colonal Sanders while holding a chicken: Do you REALLY want to know where the nuggets come from?

Not my fault im a fast typer.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is that 100 wpm before or after subtracting for typos?

Windows 3.1, buggy whips, and steam locomotives.

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T_Smith
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What are a few of your favorite things?

I havent yet begun to loot!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are you using that tool in reverse?

A BIC lighter.

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Dan_raven
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There I was, lying momentarilly dead on the surgery table, when I was drawn to the light. "Come to the light" this voice called, so I did. When I got there, do you know what I found?

Smoke gets in my eyes.

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T_Smith
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Why dont you come over and join everyone else in a good round of "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore?"

Im not all that surprised.

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Dan_raven
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Did you hear that John Ashcroft wants to outlaw the Macarena as he believes its is a AlQuida inspired threat to national security?

You are trying to seduce me.

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Ralphie
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Hot Dog, or Keilbasa?

Sometimes, I get the menstraul cramps real hard.

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Mister Spim
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Will you hand me that gerbil and tube of Astro-glide?

Show me the bunny!

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HonoreDB
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Would you be interested in hosting an episode of Teletubbies, Mr. Seinfeld?

Either. But obviously not both.

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T_Smith
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Do you like starcraft or warcraft 3?

Wait a minute, you're not the pizza guy, you're that sneaky shark!

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LadyDove
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Would you like to add anchovies to that medium Hawaiian?

Professional courtesy.

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Maethoriell
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British Teatime?

Parents raise their family not the father or mother alone.

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DeathofBees
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Mae, why do platypuses seem so much happier than humans?

That's why I use birth control.

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Dan_raven
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Britney Spears, Micheal Jackson, even I was a baby once, the result of the union of two loving people.

Love and lust are not mutually exclusive.

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Mister Spim
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I still don't get why you keep that old dog around, it's so old and you live in a small house, why not get it put to sleep?

That does not reflect my actual views.

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claytonia the absurd
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Okay Mr. Kaczynski, it has taken me 4 weeks, but I finally finished reading your entire manifesto. Can we discuss it now?

If you're in doubt, don't look at me.

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T_Smith
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Dr. Kevorkian, should I really go through with this?

We could just say it was a draw.

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