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Did you know that the beluga whale weight 42 tons and is 50 feet long? Did you know that a velocerraptor had claws that could tear through metal? Did you know that the fastest pitch ever was thrown at 200 mph by a guy on PCP? Did you know that I didn't take my ritalin today? Did you know-
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Did you hear about the new Hatrack movie, where this kid goes around saying, I post to Dead people. Its called The Seventh Sense. What do you call it when three people post at the same time.
Momma needs a new pair of shoes.
[This message has been edited by Dan_raven (edited August 02, 2002).]
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