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Frisco
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No fair! Didn't you have your turn already?


I decided it's time...got to move on now.


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General Mann, all the troops are ready. Let us know when we should begin the assault on the National Organization of Women.


Peace now or I'll shoot.


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Paul
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What are you doing with that ferret?

Edy's Ice Cream


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T_Smith
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Ewww, what is this crap?

NO! Get out of there.


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Paul
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Have you heard the word of peanut butter gerbils?

Die, Filthy infidels! Let the streets run red with blood!


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T_Smith
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What do you think master satan would want us to say at a time like this?

Stupid Big Brother 3.


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Hey, they're building a Disney Store in our city! What will we ever do?

Yeah, so we skinned the game warden. Coulda done worse, ya know.


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Paul
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What did you get George Bush for his birthday?

Gurps stands for "Generic Universal Role Playing System" *pushes up glasses*


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You're with the Gay Urban Rock, Paper, Scissors club?

Not right now, I'm watching Gilligan's Island.


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Paul
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Hey Eddie, wanna go clubbing in San Fransico? I got the ferrets and grease!

Hey, I'm sorry, I guess I just forgot!

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Maethoriell
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Why didn't you go to you wedding? Trying to act out Flubber?

Whoa dude whoa!!


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Paul
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Did you know that the beluga whale weight 42 tons and is 50 feet long? Did you know that a velocerraptor had claws that could tear through metal? Did you know that the fastest pitch ever was thrown at 200 mph by a guy on PCP? Did you know that I didn't take my ritalin today? Did you know-

Pie. Fine. Pie.


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T_Smith
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Guess what I made today? Do you mind if I eat some? Whats the spanish word for boot?

the 7th sense


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How did you know I took your cookie?

Pink napkins and a peach.


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What two things can we splice to get the softest, fuzziest surface in the world?

Not cool.

[so unfair]

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Did you hear about the new Hatrack movie, where this kid goes around saying, I post to Dead people. Its called The Seventh Sense. What do you call it when three people post at the same time.

Momma needs a new pair of shoes.

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Maethoriell
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And you are?

Lunatic are ruling the world.


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Why are all these people posting to the same answer?

I need to borrow this.

(edit: I'm stupid, but cool)

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T_Smith
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Why are you stealing my wallet?

she takes my breath away

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How can we finally get away from the "barefoot and pregnant" model of womanhood?


Sheltered life.

OH well, that was to Dan's post...

[This message has been edited by Bob_Scopatz (edited August 02, 2002).]


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T_Smith
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What do we all have in common here at begging the question?

i blame my fingers


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why are you all thumbs?

it's just a game.


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T_Smith
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Dont you know that if no one posts here I have nothing to do until someone does?!?!?!

i didnt know where i was going.


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Bob_Scopatz
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What did the losing Aztec ball team say immediately prior to their beheading?


Well shoot!

edit: ARRRGGGHHHH it happened again!

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jehovoid
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Oh my God! The mutant water wells are coming! What do I do with this gun?

(very smart, Bob)

That was lame.


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After the shootout at Rose's Cantina, I jumped on a horse and tried to ride, but THAT HORSE REFUSED. Why?

Peanut butter always goes well with fishcakes.


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Peanut butter is the natural enemy of chocolate? I thought peanut butter was the natural enemy of fish cakes.

Stop, in the name of love.


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T_Smith
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Should I kill you now, or kill you later?

Thats not right


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After a VERY long night at our ballroom dancing lessons, what was the last thing I said before attempting to strangle my partner?

Plug it in.


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Maethoriell
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Glade or Wizard?

I didn't think so either.

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I don't think this is very funny. Do you?


Porkpie hats.


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What is The Brain's favorite fashion accesory?

One lump.


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What is the punishment for simoposting here?


One is better than two.


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Paul
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So, how many rabid minkies should I attach to your genitals?

Hahahaha! My Nakedmoleratjitsu will defeat your Goldfish Flight Technique!!!


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Maethoriell
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So, whats up with the new Pokemon I heard about? THere's a new edition right?

Get high.


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Paul
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Now that you have won the award for best role model for youths, what are you going to do now?

I'm afraid I can't do that, Mr. Anderson.


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How would you like me to shove that red pill up your _ _ _ ?

Sex is definitely not like pizza.


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Paul
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Man... sex is like... like... like pizza! It's not good unless you get toppings. Right?

That was a stupid question.


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What the worst answer ever?

Baby seals are surprisingly vicious.


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So why did you quit your good work with the World Wildlife Fund?


Thank you for your donation.


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Paul
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I would like to give your foundation this, a shoe full of vomit. What do you say?

Now THAT's an offer!


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I'm Bob, with Empire Auto Glass. If you'll let us fix your cracked or dinged windshield, I'll give you this 24 karat diamond pendant necklace and 12 free dinners to Shari's restaurant, which serves delicious food and pies all day, every day. How about it? Will you let us fix your windshield?

I've always preferred diamonds.


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I had the jeweler set my preserved left pinky toe in the engagement ring.

I like what you've done with the kitchen.


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Paul
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And here is where we cast 'polymorph other' to turn this room into a work of art! So, what do you say we go and see the dining room?

I am the Spambot 2000, give me your children and muenster cheese!


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Do you remember that guy who wanted to use an octagon field to play baseball?


Sometimes it's just outta synch.


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Paul
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*plays an N'Sync tape* What do you say?

Puns suck.


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What's the 3984th surname, in alphabetical order, that's referenced in the second volume of the 1840 Illinois Census?

We work hard, oh yes, we do.


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Oh? The little immigrant children already know a bit of English? Well, what can they say?

(Honore, that's so over the top)

(and funny)

I'm chopped liver.


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You look like a big pile of poop. What is that costume anyway?

Please refrain from using that kind of language.


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What the *bleep*?!?

Kids can be cute but more annoying.


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