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T_Smith
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Human: "Now why did you have to go and say that?"

Doughnuts and Old Ladies.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What are two things that taste better when you dunk them in strong coffee?

The next Iraqi president.

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T_Smith
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What should I put under "Future employment plans" for my application?

Turtleback.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you get when you yell "Help Mr. Wizard?"

It's just my philosophy, that's all.

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Leonide
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How are you going explain being caught with the goat to your wife?

There's only one thing to do. DANCE!

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T_Smith
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Billy Elliot! Do you realize what you do when you get mad?

Tell a friend, and get a wish.

[This message has been edited by T_Smith (edited September 06, 2002).]

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Leonide
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Tinkerbelle, what will you give me if I promise to tell my nearest and dearest that you are the most fabulous fairy ever?

Easy, stupid - just twist, jiggle, and pull.

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T_Smith
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How do you get this toliet to stop running?

Custom made, baby!!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is that a new Y chromosome you're sporting?

SUVs of the gods.

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Dan_raven
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Here we go Mr. Odin sir. We replace your six legged horse with this new, all terain, eight legged, fuel injected, flying turtle. We up the suspension of the chariot by 18 inches and replace those old wooden wheels with new Firestone underinflated super tires. It gets lousy mileage, the turtle pollutes like Thor after a bean burrito and the whole thing will flip over on wet pavement, but it looks sharp. Do you know what we have here now?

That is the worst peice of junk I've ever seen.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Pssst. Wanna buy the Maltese Pigeon?

Eau de Salvation Army.

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TheWiggin
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What did you mean by that?

Your mom.

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JohnKeats
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Who's your daddy?

Alive and well.

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T_Smith
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So Mr. Taliban man, hows Bin-Ladin doing?

Yes, in fact I just finished.

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Dan_raven
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Tell me, Mr. T_Smith. Do you juggle in your own mind?

What a wonderful place it would be.

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JohnKeats
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What if all the people that left hatrack over the years suddenly came back?

Fat chance.

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Tammy
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TV without Anna Nicole Smith?

Because it FEELS good, that's why!

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Dan_raven
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oooh, that--that--, hey, why did you put your hands in my pocket?

Do it to me one more time.

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T_Smith
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I finished combing your hair, Mr President.

Yo soy el Presidente de Cuba!

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Leonide
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What is the Taco Bell Chihuahua's new catch phrase?

Ah, but the penguins always win.

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Dan_raven
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Are you excited about the 17th annual Male Avian Best Dressed awards?

You would look fine in feathers.

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T_Smith
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Whats a fashion designer to do with a 10000 dead parakeets?

And then there were two.

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Dan_raven
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Lots of people originally posted to this thread.

It dies a slow lingering death.

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Maethoriell
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What will happen to this thread?

Those blasted ex's..

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jehovoid
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Henry VIII's favorite saying?

I can't believe it's not butter.

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ludosti
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What is Fabio's favorite food?

It's been raining for three days straight.

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2
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Why's it been pouring for three days straight?

Your hand's all wet; there's a clue.

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ludosti
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Why did you give me this towel?

Not in a million years.

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Dan_raven
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When will this thread die?

Its Alive! Its Alive!

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TheWiggin
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Can you please pass the spagetti?

yes, no, old people, and donkeys

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Chaeron
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Q: Is this some kind of sick joke? Did you put this here? If not, who did?

A: Guilty.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Hey, aren't you that guy? You know, guardian of the underworld?

A giant inflatable RS-232 plug and 8 million miles of 9-lead ribbon cable.

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ludosti
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What did you get for your birthday this year?

Only if penguins are going to be there.

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TheWiggin
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arent you goiing to school today?

Why yes, i do

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Mr. Flibble
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Do you fear circus freaks overtaking the world?

at first i thought it was blue, but its absolutly green.

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T_Smith
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Whats the color the mold in the fridge?

Relax. Go do it.

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Tammy
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Said Perseus to Medusa as he led her by the hand to the local Salon & Spa at the mall, giving her one last chance before he did something about that mess himself.

No not the long one, the short funny one.

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T_Smith
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Who is not the best actor on The Drew Carrey show?

Thats not my girlfriend, thats my dinner!

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Leonide
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Why does your girlfriend taste all cheesy and delicious?

They all lived happily ever after...kinda.

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Human
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So what happened after Bush got elected?

No, did you really do that?

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T_Smith
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Did you hear that I cloned OSC?

Im sorry, I though I heard you say "Do you like my guts"

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Leonide
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Why did you say "Well, their squishy and digest food matter into waste." when I asked you what you thought about my mutts?

(okay, i'm sorry, that wasn't very good, but i couldn't think of anything! i was stumped! Damn you T_Smith!)

A hardboiled egg, a little duct tape, and a pile of freshly folded laundry.

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:Locke
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They made what the new president of Argentina?

I do not accept checks.

[This message has been edited by :Locke (edited September 10, 2002).]

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Dan_raven
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You OK'd the Lithuanian and two Albanian's, but why did you not let in the guy from Checkoslovakia?

That is difficult to spell but fun to say.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you give a ride to Mr. Vaclav Havel?

Silly String bikini.

::dang, mine was aimed at Locke's post (which was hilarious by the way). But I guess it fits anyway)::.

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Fael
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What's better than chain mail underwear?

Ennie mennie minnie moe!

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2
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No realy, you must choose! Cake, or death?

Next thing I knew, I was halfway down the stairs.

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Dan_raven
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It was the wierdest thing. I knew there was a hatchet murder hiding in the house. Yet I couldn't help myself. As soon as the strange music came on, I stripped to my underware and headed for the basement.

Don't go down there.

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:Locke
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I hear there's a mongoose in my pants.

Confutatis maledictis...

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Leonide
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Reverend, what was going on over at the American Idol contest?

Sweet, sap-happy love.

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