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Centurion
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Really, is that all that was left after the hurricane?

A ton of dirt on the kitchen floor and not a broom in sight.

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T_Smith
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How do you torture someone who has OCD?

Blow it up! Blow it up! Waaaaaaaayyy up!

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Frisco
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How did you get your entire skull stuck in a condom?

Hours and years of grueling, rigorous training.

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Centurion
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He wanted to be a ballerina why?

Infomercials should be banned.

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Frisco
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$187,000 in credit card debt?

I get the kind with extra moisturizers.

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Centurion
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What kind of facial cleanser do you use?

Ahhhh, the Wedding Show!

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Doug J
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Is there anything on TV you want to watch?

... and a partiage in a pear tree.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
5 Golaen Ings
4 Calling Bias
3 Fench Hens
2 Tutle Aoves
... drat, what was next?

Everybody. No, not you.

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Centurion
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Are we all invited?

His shoes are on the wrong feet.

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Doug J
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Can't dance huh?

I'll take a Pet's mart Shareable water please.

[This message has been edited by Doug J (edited September 27, 2002).]

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Next round's mine. What do you folks want?

He produces accurate and thorough work that meets or exceeds company standards.

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Leonide
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Why did they fire Chuck from MacDonald's?

Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.

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Doug J
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What was that pysco-bable?

Wouldn't fit on a floppy.

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Doug, you'll accept my Petsmart water, but not this submarine sandwich?

You'll never be a hero.

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Dan_raven
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Just bologna and cheese again. My dear sandwhich...

We don't need another hero.

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Doug J
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I'm here to save the day!

If i go crazy....

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Frisco
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It's "2 for the price of 1" day here at subway. Why don't you order another? It's free.

I thought I unplugged that.

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jebus202
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Your cat was sucked up by the vacuum.

I thought he would look better like that.

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Frisco
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"Very nice painting! A heavenly choir of angels! And that guy floating down from the heavens...yes, that must be Jesus! Is he wearing a speedo?"

Yes. Tuesday. Opposable thumbs. Cookies.

[This message has been edited by Frisco (edited September 27, 2002).]

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jebus202
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We've evolved? When? How do you know? What are the benefits?

Nah, don't worry about it, it's fine.

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Leonide
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You wrote Monty Python and the Holy Grail? What was the original draft answer to "you can't fight, you've lost an arm!"?

You say potato, and i say potahto, you say tomato, and i say tomahto...

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Yo-Yo
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So, you dropped out of your Hooked on Phonics class?

It burned like a mother.

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Frisco
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You drank a gallon of bleach for 5 dollars?!

1900 is a lot. I almost choked.

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jeniwren
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So, I hear you're learning to cook. How did the first lesson in boiling water go?

We did it for his own sake, though it didn't look good at the time.

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Dan_raven
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You killed the Japanese wine master. Why?

Tora Tora Tora!

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Centurion
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What did the stuttering bullfighter say?

Personal injury attorney.

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T_Smith
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So what section of hell is that part for?

My thoughts exactly.

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Centurion
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Screw that SOB!

Christmas lights in June.

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Leonide
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What's weirder than Thanksgiving turkeys in May?

Way way back. In the long ago time.

(edited for no answer ;0p)

[This message has been edited by Leonide (edited September 27, 2002).]

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T_Smith
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How long has that math teacher been teaching here?

You ask that as if you expect me to answer.

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Dan_raven
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When did you stop beating little children?

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.

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Centurion
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Why are you pleading the 5th about dancing with Maeth?

Three bears in a cat fight.

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Leonide
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What is one answer no one could think of a question for?

It was never supposed to go this far.

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Dan_raven
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So you woke up with a hang over, wearing Tammy's clothes, Belle's shoes, and laying next to Bob. What happened?

You would not believe me if I told you, so I will lie a bit.

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:Locke
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You mean to say you framed Martha Stewart by infiltrating the cheese ziggurat and placing the alien corncob under arrest?

Yeah, we saw that. But then we decided, hell, let the thing have its fun.

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sylvrdragon
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are you aware of the squirel that just crawled up your pants leg?

yep, I lose more socks that way

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:Locke
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Can't you do anything about Bob Dole living in your shoes?

I hate those cows. And their hay, too.

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Centurion
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So, you say you live next to a slaughter house?

Scuba diving for turtles.

(Sorry, Leonide. I thought the answer above would have been obvious. "Wow, Centurion is a lousy speller. Isn't it supposed to be , "Three bare in a cat fight?":P

{Editted: because I couldn't spell CAT!}

[This message has been edited by Centurion (edited October 01, 2002).]

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Nylph
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How did you get that...thing?

I didn't do it for the money. Honest!

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T_Smith
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Say now, did my brother pay you go on a date with me or am I as attractive as you make me out to be?

That reminds me of a song we used to sing, back in the day.

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Leonide
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Hey, Sal, it turns out my boyfriend has gonorrhea.

76 trombones caught the morning sun!

(Centurion- i should have edited that to say "what was the one answer that LEONIDE couldn't come up with a question for?)

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why is it so damned dark outside?

It's Gladiator meets Hogan's Heroes.

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Jeff
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Whos on celebrity deathmatch tonight?

strange, but not as cool as the secret sauce

[This message has been edited by Jeff (edited September 30, 2002).]

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DeathofBees
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Overheard in the Burger King storage closet: So, how do you like it when I put some pickles and onions...here?

Filtration systems are my specialty.

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Centurion
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What did the pool guy say?

Time is money!

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Dan_raven
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So what was your theory that won you the Nobel Prize for Physics?

Never give up. Never Surrender. Never say..ouch that hurts.

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jeniwren
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Honey, when you're done lecturing the kids, would you please take out the garbage, like I asked you three times already? *punching arm playful but firmly*

It's iodine, I'm telling you.

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Doug J
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Is that PEE on your hands?!

Try and try again......

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Dan_raven
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How do you convict OJ?

Orange Juice is tastier.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What were Jim Jones' last words?

M&Ms are better than Eminem.

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