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MyrddinFyre
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What is the meaning of life plus 932?

The chipmunk did it. I only held the umbrella.

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Dan_raven
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Who ran off with my Chain Mail underware (non-disposable)?

Throw it away.

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T_Smith
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Um... the squirrel wore those chain mesh undies. Are you sure you want them back?

According to my computer Im 90% pure.

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flyby
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What did you say when Jenny caught you in bed with Shelly?

I just slipped and fell. Seriously...that's really how it happened.

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T_Smith
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What did YOU say when Shelly caught YOU in bed with Jenny?

Well, I'd tell you its because I like being buff, but actually I really enjoy the latex.

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Dan_raven
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Why do you get that strange smile while you ride your bike?

A man is a man, but a bike is a ride.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Well...what was your tattoo supposed to say?

Angel hair pasta.

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Stringbean
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Please say we are having something other than angel hair pasta for dinner tonight, please! So, what is it?

It takes a fancy trick to pull that off.

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Ronin
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have you ever seen a 50 page thread?

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Ronin
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waht do you think will happen at 50?

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Ronin
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a revolution maybe?

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ae
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What's that in your boxers?

Ritalin. Lots of Ritalin.

[This message has been edited by ae (edited December 08, 2002).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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How did this thread ever get this HUGE?

A penny saved is a penny earned.

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Diosmel Duda
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Hot girl named Penny: What did you tell Superman before he rescued me from that burning building?

This might become a world record.

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Dan_raven
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My goal is to record the sounds of the earth as it rotates through space, then sell it.

Counting down to fifty.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How many wives have you got?

The Windy City!

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jehovoid
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Where's the most dangerous place to pee on the sidewalk?

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

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Hobbes
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Hey, what does that girl's shirt say?

Join and ye shall be joined.

Hobbes

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Dan_raven
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What's the new carpenters union motto?

Its Hammer time.

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Hobbes
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It looks like there's a sign out there, about 200' off of the beach. Can you read it?

Jellyfish-smellyfish.

Hobbes

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Frisco
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You know what three things annoy me the most?

You asked for it.

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jehovoid
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What's the scientific name for this species, Dr. Hobbes?

Yes, and lots of it.

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Frisco
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Would you like to try some snail feces, jehovoid?

Manohmanohmanohman.

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Dan_raven
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What do you say on being in the first 50 page post I've ever seen?

That is some fancy posting.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you think of the new recording of The Raven by that guy from The Police?

It says "In Congrefs"

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Diosmel Duda
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So why won't you vote for this bill again, congressman?

I could have had the first post on the 50th page, but I missed it!!!

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T_Smith
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So, why are you being suicidal?

All in good humor of course.

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MyrddinFyre
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Prosecutor: So then you proceeded to hit the frying pan into the defendant's rear end while screaming, "I'm not going to hurt you Wendy"?

Why would I do that?

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flyby
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Ok..you have worked 50 hours on this paper. You have rewritten it about 25 times and it is perfect. Are you going to hand it in?

There's just no telling how many dogs you can fit in ONE dog house.

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Freckles
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And just why, Madam De Ville, are you building this gigantic trap?

A Bedeviled egg.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So! You finally caught the poacher. Who was it?

On the sunny side of the street.

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Leonide
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They only serve poached eggs here? Where can I get over easy?

The Townies'll be pushing up daisies 'fore long.

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T_Smith
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Did my killing off the townies in the previous game make a difference in the scenery?

Just call me king of Mars.

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Nato
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Wait.. EVERY girl on Earth has rejected you?

Bubble wrap is the only way.

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Yo-Yo
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Sure you get some special privledeges being president. I mean, who else would they let run around at NASA in a spacesuit? But do you really want to change your title, President Bush?

And this whole time I thought I had the Clap.

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Eomer
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Sir, I regret to inform you that we have found a hostile alien lifeform living between your legs poised to take over the earth at any moment.

Cheese? We don't have no stinkin' CHEESE!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Limburger?

You obviously missed the orientation.

[This message has been edited by Bob_Scopatz (edited December 10, 2002).]

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ae
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I don't know if I'm gay! How can I tell?

Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

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jeniwren
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How do you say "Do I have a booger in my nose?" in German?

A Miracle on 34th Street

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Frisco
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The Knicks won a game?

It's so wrong, but it feels so right.

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ae
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What are you doing with that.. is it a... wha-?!

Billy Graham and a tin of spam.

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Dan_raven
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Is this my left sock or my right?
(Darn. SImo post and I just can't make this work.)

(Try for above--)
Choose in what way we will torture you Mr. Bond. I have the most feindish ways to die here in front of you. Which is your least favorite?

I put my socks on the wrong feet.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Who's feet are those, and what are you doing with them?

Nothin' a big slug o' hard cider wouldn't cure.

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Freckles
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So I heard she rejected you. How bad was it?

And THAT is why geese will be the death of us all.

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Dan_raven
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Suicide is caused by depression.
Depression is caused by feeling down.
Down is the small feathers that come from geese.
You can see where this is heading, can't you?

Who goosed me?

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Bob_Scopatz
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Wanna get down?

Windows 3.1 and a Strom Thurmond action figure.

PS: Dan's thing about depression was hilarious!!!!

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Frisco
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So, what are the top-selling gifts for your South Carolina branch this year, Mr. Walton?

Well, her personal ad DID say "junk in the trunk".

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Diosmel Duda
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So then you found out she was only dating you for your spacious backyard--so she could bury all the bodies of her victims she's be carrying around for months? Aren't you opposed to this??

One for Hatrack, two for me.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Hows about sharing some of that wisdom you're so noted for with the rest of us???

You can never have enough angle brackets, IMHO.

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Diosmel Duda
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Is the human-slinky look the new trend?

I didn't know I was wise until after.

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