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Sure you get some special privledeges being president. I mean, who else would they let run around at NASA in a spacesuit? But do you really want to change your title, President Bush?
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Is this my left sock or my right? (Darn. SImo post and I just can't make this work.)
(Try for above--) Choose in what way we will torture you Mr. Bond. I have the most feindish ways to die here in front of you. Which is your least favorite?
I put my socks on the wrong feet.
[This message has been edited by Dan_raven (edited December 10, 2002).]
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Suicide is caused by depression. Depression is caused by feeling down. Down is the small feathers that come from geese. You can see where this is heading, can't you?
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So then you found out she was only dating you for your spacious backyard--so she could bury all the bodies of her victims she's be carrying around for months? Aren't you opposed to this??