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Bob_Scopatz
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Would you care to attend the annual reading of Marquis De Sade's Christmas story?

It's a movie about a fern.


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I know your on your Wild honeymoon, but could you get on Hatrack and post something without sexual conotations? Good, what's its title?

(Bob beat me, dratz)

There are somethings that are just physically impossible.

[This message has been edited by Dan_raven (edited December 23, 2002).]


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Can you lick your elbow?

A ferret is as close to a weasel as your going to get.


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NdRa
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Hey, can I see what's inside your box?

You stick it in your nose, and spray.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you explain how you got Coke all over your keyboard?


Smurfin' USA...


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Ok..so what are we going to call this road trip that we're going on where we watch smurfs the whole time?

Please pass the eggnog.


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So, what can I, one lowly individual do to change the situation?

A cordless phone would be nice.


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Professor Plum: Ok Colonal Mustard. Now that I got you in the Hallway, what should I kill you with?

Because it had Sandy Claws.


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Why did you just release our Christmas dinner back into the ocean?


He's got lobsters too.


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Wow, did Laramee really get crabs for christmas?

Completely invisable to the naked I.


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Are those the Emperor's new clothes you're wearing?

I just locked an open door. Strange, yet symbolically compelling.


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Have you been having those "spiritual experiences" again?

I've got a CD of theirs.


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Bob_Scopatz
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How can you possibly afford to buy your parents a house?

I'll stop at nothing.


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Bob, have you no shame ?

two out of three ain't bad...unless you're the third!


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So, Kwea is the 3rd guy to propose to you? How'd that work out?

I collect Disney pins.


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Have you been wrestling cartoon characters long?


Its worse than that. Its Mickey Mouse.


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What did you say honey? The cat just caught a mouse?


Next time try using a smashed banana instead.


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Is it really illegal to throw the feces BACK at the monkeys in the zoo?


Don't worry, it's self-winding.


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<Woman Whispering Disappointedly>Why did you stop?</Woman Whispering Disappointedly>

He was so fat, he really was literally omnipresent.


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why did he think he needed lipo-suction?

I knew it was the elephant all along...


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So...my kid think's that the concept of Santa visiting every child in the world is a physical impossibility. Any ideas?

It brings tears to my eyes.


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Nick
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Who like onions?

He left the room.

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What was that special present Santa gave you in person?


He said Ho Ho Ho.


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Frisco
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You took your mom and two sisters to meet Snoop Dogg?

It hit me like a ton of bricks.


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Nick
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How would you describe your girlfriend kicking you in the crotch?

I like cake.

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Frisco
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Would you like my girlfriend to kick you in the crotch? Or would you like to play this game right?

Lemme get my 9-iron.


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Nick
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Since I'm playing the game wrong, you want to bludgeon me with what?

I hate cake.


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Citizens Against Kissing Everyday or C.A.K.E. has got a court order stopping everyone from kissing in public. What do you think?


That is wrong and will lead to nothing but boredom.


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Nick
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Do I have to do my homework?

Orangutans can be taught to smoke marijuana and drink beer.

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Did you study up on the rules of this game?

I lost my inhaler.


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Nick
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*Game pause* Hold on, what am I doing wrong Frisco?*Game on*

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I'll die If I don't get an inhalable anti-inflammatory gas! Do you have one?

He vommited greenish purple bunnies.

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The game pauses for no man. Why, what happened to him?

It sure beats a pair of pork chops.


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Nick
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Want some nuts?

If I only had some guns.....


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What might make your dinner more pleasurable, sir?

He did it!

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Who stole the ancient and mystical pair of Chainmail Underwear?


Wasn't me. Nope. No way. Not a chance. Well, maybe.


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Was it you? You sure? Positive? Without a doubt? Well, I was going to give whoever it was a free pair of chainmesh undies.

I hardly even miss them.


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You lost your buttocks?

Frisco needs to lose some weight.

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Are you trying to make me vomit with your bad jokes?

I got a call from NAMBLA yesterday.


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Why are you so excited?

There is a guy in a gas mask walking through my garden.


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Why do you wish to return this packet of Fresh and Formidable Fertilizer?


I can't eat that. I'm on a diet.


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Nick
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Wan't some purple cantalope?

I have 6 toes on my left foot.

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I don't mean to be rude, but would you happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

If you taught me to make an origami flying saucer.


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Would you like to come into the fold?

Origami chainmesh undies.


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Nick
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What is the new underwear trend?

I have pink chainmesh underwear.


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Look at the new styles of chainmail underwear in this catalog. Which ones did you get?


I can't take it anymore!


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How come you're selling all your old prescription painkiller on e-bay?


I think a link is missing.


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Half of the human chain fell through the ice and drowned?

I charged her $5 an hour.


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I could only imagine how much a nose hair trim would cost for you. How much did you pay?

But I want to wear the pink boots!


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Gimli, why are you so disappointed with the camoflauge boots that the Elves gave you?

Many smells at once.


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