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Fael
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Why did your bloodhound faint?

I get nervous and I can't stand it when he looks over my shoulder like that.


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Why are you so uncomfortable around Satan?

It wasn't the gopher boy.


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Fael
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I'm going to get him!!! he is always digging up my lawn, Do you want to help me?

Hot fresh cinnanmon rolls


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Khavanon
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If you had one food you'd drop into your pants, what would it be?

It made the Earth spin backwards.


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Do you remember the first time you visited Hatrack?


A puddle of something very warm and sticky.


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Do you remember the first time you visited Hatrack?

I've run out!


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I'd like to buy a pair of chain mesh underwear, please.

(Bob, you really walked into that one)

It has an excellent viscosity.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Is this dog REALLY vicious?

My Babelfish is broken.

<LOL, Jehovoid>

[This message has been edited by Bob_Scopatz (edited December 30, 2002).]


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Frisco
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¡Soy el intentar justo decir "hi", usted kneebiter! ¡Cuál es su problema?! ¿Por qué usted guarda el mirar de mí como usted no tienen una pista en cuanto a lo que estoy diciendo?

She broke my heart, so I broke her nose.


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What did you do to her having her always come in with her nose out?

She loves being a spectator.

[This message has been edited by ginette (edited December 30, 2002).]


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Why'd your wife trade in the minivan for the MetLife blimp?

Ogling mixed with leering.


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What did you do at the Clothing Optional Does Shakespeare festival?

Glub, glub...glloooooop.


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We've just recieved our first interstellar communication. It reads as follows: "


We watched the Cereal Bowl.


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What did you flakes do on New Years?


Truth be told, he was a little underdressed for the occasion.


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So how did your cousin like his first nude beach party?


Begin at the beginning, and stop when you're done.


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Frisco
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Could you paraphrase the secret to life, God? I'm sure it's very interesting, but I've got stuff to do.

I was bound too.


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How do you KNOW the cow jumped over the moon?

Mary had a little lamb.


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Frisco
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The Raeliens mixed up the cell samples in their clone project?!

It can't be traced.


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Why'd you draw that counterfeit bill freehand?


Oxyclean might get that out.


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How do you get pollution out of the air?

(Applaud's Frisco's Comment)

Breath in. Breath out. Breath In. Breath out.


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What should I do when I'm blue?


It's proportional to the inverted square root of pi.


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What's the best thing to say when you're trying to sound like you understand the answer to a math problem?

oh bloody hell


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Where are you from? What's it like?

Maybe next Thursday.

[This message has been edited by Frisco (edited January 01, 2003).]


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Nato
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Would you be okay with dating a sheep?

Tape worms in a nice red sauce.


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How do you get your worms to stay still and stop wriggling?


He had every advantage save one.


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Fael
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Why didn't your friend stay married to that millionaire? I thought he had a lot of appeal.

The green handled scissors and the blue bottle came first.


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So tell me about your weekend at the beach.

Popcorn and peanuts, coffee and tea.


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What are little college students made out of?

I'd say, "Put your money where your mouth is."


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Shall I kiss you again?

I'll bring the dromedary.


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What's for desert?

About the size of a breadbox.


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They had cell phones in the eighties? What were they like?

It's like moonwalking.


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Like, what's it like, dude?

Murder in the Ru Paul.


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flyby
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What did the hospital intercom just say?

Win one for the gipper!


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So how many wins is that?


Years of yoga lessons.


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When people said "put your foot in your mouth" I never took it literally and you do it behind your back and over your head. How did you learn to do that?

Willy nilly, you are sure silly.


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Give me an example of a diplomatically unwise passphrase between spy contacts of opposing countries.

Dance, and the whole world dances with you. Sing, and be prepared to be pelted with tomatoes.

(edit: to include a word I missed)

[This message has been edited by jeniwren (edited January 03, 2003).]


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What would happen if you wern't mutli-talented?

I don't think that was well-worded.


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Some authors live in a well. Do you think this was written in a well?

Porcupine in the belly.


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How did that undercooked steak hit you?

It was a bull in a china shop.


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How did your speech go?

If you want it, too bad. You can't even come and claim it anymore.


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Have I lost my mind?


Perfectly normal in every concievable way. Absolutely average in all respects. Quite the nominal-specifications character, really.


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Hey, Frodo...remember that ring I gave you?

It's evolution, baby.


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So, what's with the third eye?

A is for Abomination.


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Bob_Scopatz
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So, what's with the forehead carving? Are you an adulterer?

Mack truck tricks track.


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Kevin, you're a died in the wool Kenworth man. What title are you going to give the article covering the recent land speed record breaking?

Bing. Chandler Bing.


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I know you love cherries AND the Friends, Mr. Bond, but that's no reason to change your name to....what did you say?

Whatever. It can work twice.


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But didn't somebody already try to put all the worlds evil power in one harmless looking ring?

These are the days, my friend, we think will never end.


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Oh jeez, do I have to go to sensitivity training again?


It's just like the movie "Hackers" but without the rollerblades.

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How was your first day of work?

well I'm sure he'll wake up eventually...


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So, how's your life going?


Mercurial, at best.


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