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Frisco
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What did your stomach pump turn up?

I feel a little less crazy.

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Nick
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You're on prozac?

I'm wearing a dress.

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MyrddinFyre
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Why are you so grumpy?

I'm not wearing a dress.

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Nick
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Why are YOU so grumpy?

I have a wedge.

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flyby
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What is in my pocket.

I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?

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Frisco
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Do we need to hire a trained monkey to write your posts so the comment/question thing can be done correctly?

I never knew it could feel that good.

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Doug J
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So, why do you hate me?

All the time, sugar.

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flyby
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How often do you go to the bathroom?

First star to the right and straight on til morning.

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Diosmel Duda
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Where can I go to meet someone who's young at heart?

No, that was you.

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Dan_raven
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A female sheep is called what? Collect?

Next time dial down the middle.

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Xavier
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Amazing, you correctly predicted Lava soap on the left, whats your next soap racing pick?

3.14159

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jeniwren
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What kind of pie do you have?

Sing a song of six pense, a pocket full of rhymes.

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T_Smith
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Why do you keep singing "there she goes?"

Stupid Succubus! Is there no end to your devastation?

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Leonide
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Is that your wife flushing your beer down the toilet?

Chicken pot pie is so tasty that you can use it to befriend opponents.

(courtesy of googlisms)

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Chveya
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What's the yummiest chicken dish you've ever eaten?

It wasn't me!

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Xavier
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I used to know a Cheveya. She was the daughter of Luet and Nafia. Was that you?

A ballpoint pen.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you use to keep your writing instruments so well organized?

Don't fence me in!

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Frisco
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Well, there are a few induction rituals for our swordfighting club....

Welcome back! You smell great!

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Dan_raven
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I just came back from by bi-annual bath. Notice anything different.

You are so pink and soft.

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jeniwren
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What was Kermit's most effective pickup line?

Oink! Oink!

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Frisco
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Did you eat my entire bag of pork rinds?

I thought she was your mother!

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Diosmel Duda
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Honey, could you ask your mother to stop coming by for dinner every night?

Well, not every night.

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Dan_raven
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How often should a banana have sex?

That was a fruity question.

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Frisco
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Orange you glad that scientists are going to help bananas? I think it's grape!

No, I'm still using it, thank you!

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jeniwren
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Could I borrow a kleenex?

Cover your mouth when you cough.

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Dan_raven
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And that, my good Americans, is the State of the Union. Are there any comments from the respected senators present. Yes, Maam in the third row. What is your suggestions for how I am running this country?

Pick me next. Ooh, ooh, Pick me. Pick me.

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Leonide
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Which one of you daisies wants to be in the Enron memorial bouquet?

My daddy is a sperm donor.

quote:
Frisco: Well, there are a few induction rituals for our swordfighting club....

not a question, oh hypocritical one!

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flyby
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Career Day at the Elementary School: Now, Lucy, what does your father do?

it's been a very, very, very long day.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you have that beard this morning?

That was certainly a close shave.

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Dan_raven
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Whats the name of that new Rock Opera based on the Barber of Seville?

Nick in time saves big money on wrist watches.

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flyby
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What was that again?

Silver and gold...that's all I want...just silver and gold.

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Nato
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What should I fix for breakfast?

Just a handful of quarters.

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Bob_Scopatz
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We're going to that seedy motel with the vibrating beds!!! What should I bring?

It is a pestilence.

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Frisco
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What do you think of the new reality TV show "Joe Bubonic"? You know, the one where this guy dates twenty women for a week, then tells them at the end that he has the plague to see if they still love him?

I didn't even have to take off my clothes!

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Bob_Scopatz
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The Army rejected you for health problems?

She's a Swiss Army wife.

(okay, I stole that from Christopher Titus).

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Nato
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Um, Bob.. Just why is there a fingernail clipper attached?

I stifled a guffaw.

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Feyd Baron
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What in the name of Bob was that noise?

I'm going to physically rip this MP3 in half.

Feyd

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Jackie
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I need a NI1.5 Can you make me one?

Grammar and spelling are optional.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true you've just joined Hatrack?

No method to it...just madness.

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DeathofBees
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Yesterday the patient thought he was Clarence Thomas, today it’s Ruth Ginsburg. Dr. Scopatz, what treatment technique do you suggest and what is your diagnosis?

Guilt by association.

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jeniwren
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I hear that almost everyone on Hatrack thinks they're funny, just because Dan_Raven and Bob Scopatz are there. What do you attribute to this slight misconception?

Delusional but still fun.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, now that you've met "God," what do you think?

One size fits all.

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Dan_raven
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By the rings of Jupiter, that is the Largest pair of chain mesh underware ever created. How many of us can fit in it at once?

THe answer is 462.

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Xavier
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(x^2 - 600)/4 = 53211
x = ?

Potassium Iodine, and a box of crackers.

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Nato
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What's the best gift for my chemistry teacher's retirement party?

The matter is a little difficult to explain, but just think of rusty chain mesh.

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littlemissattitude
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And just what happened to that suit of armor I paid so much for, young man?

All I did was push that little button over there.

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jeniwren
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Um, Mr. President, what happened to China?

Life is like a chicken-dance Dancing Elmo.

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Dead_Horse
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What would Forrest Gump say if he was a Muppet?

No, you only need one armadillo!

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Frisco
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Well, Hillary says that it takes a village to raise a child. Wh-

I tried, but the stakes were too high...

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Leonide
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When you were in the Land of Abnormally Large Items, did you manage to kill the Giant Vampire?

Tangy dipping sauce, and a generous helping of crisp, tasty vegetables.

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