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DeathofBees
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OK, but what about the Cuban Missile Crisis, huh??

...and the starving children in Somalia, and the homeless on the streets of Seattle...

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T_Smith
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Wanna know more things taht I blame you for? I blame you for idiotic politicians, nuclear war, biological weapons, cheetos....

Wow... I almost cared about that.

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Frisco
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Who did you say we were throwing into the arena with the lions for the new gladiator-themed reality show?

I bet they'd do it for a dollar.

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Pepek
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Let's ask those guys if they'll be our friends.

Well, It wasn't easy, but afterward, I could feel something trying to crawl up my throat.

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T_Smith
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Fatbastard, you finally ate mini-me?

They edited that part out and put in the scene of Keanu Reeves saying "I know kung fu" instead.

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Worlock
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So why'd they take out the part with fishburn, the monkey, and the dancing nun?

A: I thought the boss would like a waitress who could bend like that.

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Khavanon
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Why are you teaching her to write with her shoulder blades?

It's one reason this thread hasn't broken yet (jinx).

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Dan_raven
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I heard that one of the Fates has a thing for Strom Thurmond. Is it true?

Scarey, creepy and all around bizarre.

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DeathofBees
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What do you think of OSC's publicity pictures?

Somebody's cruisin' for a bruisin'.

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Dan_raven
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Did you hear someone wants to remake "The Love Boat"?

Issac is the man.

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flyby
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And what did they keep on chanting at Asmiov's house?

Well, what did you expect? Santa Claus?

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Diosmel Duda
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Mommy, why is Jar Jar Binks coming down our chimney?

It's a little jarring.

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Fael
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What is that hunk of glass on your ring finger?

I thought it was straight but it is twisted

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jehovoid
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Having trouble following the yellow brick road, Dorothy?

A hunting party.

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Diosmel Duda
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Yes, I've read "The Most Dangerous Game." What's that got to do with your party?

I slept in trees.

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meltingsnowman
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How would you go about evading your stalker or the IRS?

prunes, billions and billions of prunes

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Fael
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Boy you sure lost weight in a hurry! What did you use?

There is something green growing in there

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Nato
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You want to borrow my underwear? What's wrong with your own?

You can do that sort of thing in America.

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Diosmel Duda
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You're wearing chain mesh underwear?

A little green around the gills.

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jeniwren
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How is pH feeling today?

That was pretty good, but next time, put a little more punch into it.

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littlemissattitude
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What was that I just drank?

Just look at it as a little extra protein.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you enjoy the Citrus Bowl?

Fruity, with oak highlights.

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NdRa
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What do you think of this spiked punch that I made?

It's the same stuff my dog drinks.

[This message has been edited by NdRa (edited January 28, 2003).]

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T_Smith
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Frisco has been acting crazy lately. What's he been drinking?

My gut feeling tells me Im not supposed to answer that.

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littlemissattitude
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What did you learn in school today, dear?

I knew I shouldn't have let him near the microphone.

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Nato
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Did you hear that stuff your husband calls "kareoke?"

I called it allergies and gave him some Zoloft.

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Dan_raven
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I knew he was feeling blue, but he looks like a smurf on caffeine. What did you give him?

That would be an aspirin enema.

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Dead_Horse
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What's good for a pain in the butt?

I'm sorry, you can only get that on Thursdays here.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Where's my dog?

It's more like static cling.

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Khavanon
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Do you find your wife to be too needy?

The universe is numb.

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littlemissattitude
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Did you fall asleep on top of the universe again?

Wash the car.

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Doug J
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Latest trick you taught your dog?

What did you just do with that?

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Dan_raven
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Give me your statement. Here, you have the question and I'll place your statement right here to confuse everyone.

I am not confused, just overly tan.

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Frisco
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You're in the wrong place, buddy. Did you miss the "We don't serve Mexicans" sign?

In the name of love.

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WmLambert
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Why didn't Diana Stop!

If ever, if ever a Wiz there wuz...

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Leanne
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What was that line you were humming all during the movie?

You know, those purple elephants are getting knida annoying.

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Bob_Scopatz
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I can't think of anything that would make Knida become annoying. Can you?

I really miss erasable bond typing paper.

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Dan_raven
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I "erased" Mr. Bond. Do you miss him and his annoying habit of typing on paper?

The name is Dan, Dan Raven.

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Diosmel Duda
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What, James, you're going undercover now? Won't someone recognize you?

Not with my Veiled Facial Disguises. (see if anyone gets this one)

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suntranafs
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What about the three-headed cows, won't they smell you?

Fat people, Fat people, FAT PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!

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meltingsnowman
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When I say something, you will say the first thing that comes to you mind, Indiana

Well I prefer under the open sky, but a tent is ok too

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WmLambert
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Where was that tiny surround where the the Clantons were shot?

Chinese New Year or Doc Holiday.

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Dan_raven
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Cho Fin Doc says his religion requires him to be off work for the Chinese New Year. How do I mark that on his timecard?

Its time for Stargate.

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T_Smith
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Where are you going? Farscape is the other way...

Well, I'd say you look like a q-tip.

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Bob_Scopatz
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I've just joined the Continuum as a waiter. How do I look?

Smurf snot.

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flyby
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So what did you say to him after he ruined your huge business deal?

It's hard to know why I do the things I do, I mean, if you don't know, I definitely do not think I can know.

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T_Smith
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Gosh, why ya gotta be like that?

When you ask that, you're really saying "I enjoy your presence"

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Icarus
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Why won't you take your sleazy, lecherous, pus-oozing, ass-grabbing, bottom-sucking sum-of-all-evils self and get out of here?

grotesque amounts of chocolate

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Leanne
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Hey, what was for lunch today?

Wow, I found my chain mesh underwear!

[This message has been edited by Leanne (edited February 01, 2003).]

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Feyd Baron
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What the heck are you smiling about?

Only the Simpsons.

Feyd

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