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Dan_raven
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Who would ever drink Blueberry Champaigne?

Its very similar in texture and temperature to Snurf snot.

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littlemissattitude
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Didn't you hear me tell you not to pick that up?

Just because you don't believe in conspiracies doesn't mean it isn't one.

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Feyd Baron
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I'm not paranoid, am I?

It's the year of the goat.

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Doug J
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She fell for so many jokes that its like...

Read the name badge.

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Dan_raven
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What did the traffic cop tell the drunk badger as a sobriety test?

That is a drunk Badger all right.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How did you get that medal pinned right through your pectoral muscle? And how does it feel?

A moldy coffee cup.

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littlemissattitude
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Edit (I read the answer wrong; transient dyslexia strikes again):

What comes free with every moldy donut box?

Hooray, the sun is shining.

[This message has been edited by littlemissattitude (edited February 03, 2003).]

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Cor
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What does Annie say on the day after?

The apple is made of marble.

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Diosmel Duda
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What--you're a millionaire, and you're still so stingy that you won't even share a piece of fruit with a poor hungry soul?

Don't feed the animals.

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Dan_raven
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I'm having Dr. Teeth and the band over for Tea. Any suggestions?

Animal! Animal!

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Feyd Baron
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Did I just eat the last moldy doughnut?

Well, I'm going to regret that.

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Bob_Scopatz
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You talked to a telemarketer???

Grecian Formula and a rubber band.

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Toblerone
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hmmmmmm..... what would take out my inlaws effectively and fast?

OH MY GOD!!! Like jennifer, that is like so like cool like.

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flyby
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I have a button.

Willy Wonka was gay! I'm sure of it!

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T_Smith
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So you were employed as an Ooompa Loompa for 20 years? Learn anything interesting, first hand?

It looks like a dead chicken.

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Toblerone
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...Hey what's that hanging from the flag pole

1 5p34k 1337, (/\)1-1`/?

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T_Smith
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What the heck sort of language do you speak anyhow?

Yes. No. Ask me again when we get home.

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flyby
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*really serious tone in the car on the way home from a first date as "friends"*

I like you. Do you like me?

Well, I was born in 1943, if that tells you anything.

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Dan_raven
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Great Godfrey, you have not aged well at all. How freakin old are you anyway?

I personally knew the dinosaurs.

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T_Smith
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I know this gets asked around here all the time, but how freakin old are you anyhow?

She don't got a lot to say, but theres something about her.

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WmLambert
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Would she like some Altoids?

Smells like something crawled up in there and died.

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Dead_Horse
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Whadda ya mean I need Altoids?!???

Procrastination will get you everywhere.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Should I post yet?

Front page, above the fold.

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Diosmel Duda
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Where's that part about the shepherd in that book you were telling me about?

He was carrying a crook.

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littlemissattitude
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Was the crook carrying any loot?

There was nothing in the mail today.

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Dan_raven
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Why did you slice up the mail man again?

[Edited because I simo posted, and it wasn't funny. Now it fits, but its still not funny]

That is the cutest pickup I've ever seen.

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T_Smith
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Do you like the polka dots I painted on the truck?

After you're done, you can clean up after yourself.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can I have "Death by Chocolate" please?

Confectionately yours...

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Doug J
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Just make something up.

Oh yea baby, YES!

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Vampyr1818
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You want a banana split?

After you finish washing the computer.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can I scrub your hard drive?

A polyester leisure suit and a pack of smokes.

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Fael
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We know what you what to eat for your last meal, but is there any other requests you have before we execute you?

The Gold compact disk (the ready/writeable one) and the long stem roses will have to do

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Diosmel Duda
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You forgot to buy her a ring and you're proposing today?

It was totally unexpected.

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Dan_raven
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I hear your expecting?

It was totally unaccepted.

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jeniwren
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So how did the whole swap a gold disk (one of those read/re-writable ones) for a gold ring plan work out?

Headin' down to the flea market to get myself some bargains.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are you on some sort of mission?

A free coupon for Diet Coke.

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altaris
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What did you earn when you won that TV show ?

Two of them carried dead fishes.

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Dan_raven
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Why did Gollum attack that horde of Orcs bare handed?

Its two dead fish, not two dead fishes.

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DeathofBees
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Here, Jesus, I have this lunch of five loaveses of bread and two dead fishes. Will this help feed the people?

Awww. He dus da cootest widdle itty-bittum!

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you think of my new pet molecule?

I broke my dingle.

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T_Smith
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Why do you look so upset?

Naw, its ok, we took the razor out so he wouldn't hurt himself with it.

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Toblerone
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uuum are you sure it's save for him to be hitting himself with that?

OHHHHH THE CATS THE SOUND OF THE CATS OHHHHHH

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are you still a big Andrew Lloyd Webber fan?

Smurfy's law.

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Fael
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Why does every thing I wash lately turn blue?

They were just standing there, the white gorilla on the bottom with the black gorilla on his shoulders.

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Frisco
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Well, painting wildlife isn't that weird...but stacking them?!

I got nailed in the head.

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Bob_Scopatz
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<Newlywed game...>
"Ladies, where is the strangest place you ever made whoopie?"

But, that's not how it went down.

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Frisco
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Did you see the news?! We raised the Titanic and found proof that Saddam was involved in the sinking!

Now I walk like an Egyptian.

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T_Smith
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So after you reached for her Great Pyramids, she kicked you in the Nile?

After I saw them, I went blind.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So how are the Rolling Stones looking these days?

I won it in a rodeo.

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Dan_raven
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where did you get that hot steamy chocolate pie?

That is not chocolate sauce.

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