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Diosmel Duda
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What's the best thing about ancient Greek sculpture?

Alpha Delta Phi.

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Narnia
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So what did YOU do last night that's got you so hung over?

Hey, that's my grandmother you're talking about!

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Mr.Funny
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Who is that maniac driving the wrong way?

It's OK, just remember to stay away from the waffles.

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littlemissattitude
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Does that mean that all politicians are off limits?

That icky stuff in the sky is not fog.

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Xavier
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Boy its a foggy day. Hmmm, that's odd. Why is my skin melting?

Because the weasel goes pop.

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Mr.Funny
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Why do you get so much joy from playing sick and perverted video games where you gun down helpless rodents?

Help! I am being oppressed!

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do your shirts say when you take them to the Irish laundry?

Smooth and mellow.

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Xavier
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(Bob, HAH!)

What two words would you use to describe Weird Al Yankovic?

Red and green all over.

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ae
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So you gunned down the cast of Veggie Tales, then what?

No poofters!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Care for a Cheezy Poof?

Bermuda shorts and espedrils.

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Krankykat
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What, you going to Disney World or a Jimmy Buffett concert?

Habanero peppers.

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Feyd Baron
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Why does my mouth feel like the inside of a microwave?

That would be the totty with the rock.

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Diosmel Duda
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Which of these little children got into my liquor cabinet?

A little more whine should do it.

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Dan_raven
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Overheard on the set of the Bachelorette: "How do you think I could get Ryan to propose in front of 20 million people?"

Flash him if you have to.

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Krankykat
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How do you take a picture of my dog, Gordon, in a dark room?

Flash Gordon

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Frisco
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All he ever talks about is Melmac and that darn cat...will he ever notice a girl like me?

That's what I told him, but he used a screwdriver anyway.

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DeathofBees
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OMG, Cindy, why didn't you just, like, tell him you'd go home with him anywayz?

Girls from the Valley are just a little bit, I don't know...nicer.

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KarlEd
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Why aren't you dating Heidi anymore?

The 4th sign of the Apocalypse.

[This message has been edited by KarlEd (edited February 20, 2003).]

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TomDavidson
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Slow Children at Work? What's that supposed to be?

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Hilda, that's a rather unusual crumpet.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Arsenic? Old Lace?

A poison pen letter.

(the Heidi reference was hilarious, btw).

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Thread Killa
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I want to write him a Dear John, but I don't want him to write me back. Got any ideas?

Because the balloons might get tangled.

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hansenj
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I haven't seen you for five years. You make a surprise visit, travel halfway across the country, just for my birthday...and WHY is it that you refuse to give me a hug??

What a lame excuse!!

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Dan_raven
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Would you believe my foot got run over by a pack of wild Indian elephants? That is why I cannot walk fast. Would you believe Asian elephant? Would you believe Asian ants?

I believe it was two little aunts from Topeka.

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Narnia
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So who were the drive-by suspects that the cops aprehended yesterday?

This thread does not suck.

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T_Smith
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Im telling you, that thread sucked and swallowed up that needle!

Ophelia at a dunking booth.

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Dan_raven
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What's the last thing you expect to see in a production of Hamlet?

To bee or not to bee.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when targetted by a Stinger Missile?

Prescription sunglasses.

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Vampyr1818
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What do I need for my disguise?

Thank God for Advil.

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T_Smith
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Did you know Advil is God's drug of choice?

King Leer was a leming.

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Dan_raven
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King Leer, famed in play and book, was not originally from England. He was born in the land of Lem.

Out out damn spot.

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flyby
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What did you say to make their dog run away?

I dont know about that, I'm a regular person.

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Xavier
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Would you like some fibercon?

Because he was deaf, not blind.

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Leonide
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Why was the man whose life story was the basis of "Daredevil" so pissed off with the comic?

There's nothing left worth fighting for, Ed.

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T_Smith
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Hello Wilbur, why are you holding that gun like that?

Rosebud was a slayer, not a sleigh.

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Narnia
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So did you hear that Bob sold his beloved Cadillac after the 17th person got hit by it this week?

He looks just like Merv Griffin!

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enjeeo
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How will I know him at the airport?

It's in the glove compartment.

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Ophelia
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OK, I know you stole my chain-mesh underwear. Where did you put it?

I have hidden depths.

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Shigosei
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Did you cover the swimming pool?

I forgot to sleep last night.

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Frisco
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Just how bad is your short-term memory?

Yeah, but I was drunk at the time.

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DeathofBees
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Awwww. Frisco, did you really bequeath all your worldly possessions to Thor?

A self-proclaimed swellhead.

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Vampyr1818
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What do you think I am?

I should try that.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true that Bill Clinton used the oval office to pick up chicks?

Meep Meep.

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Sopwith
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So Beaker, what experiment shall I, Dr. Bunson Honeydew, perform today?

Look, I told you, it's the frog that's dating the pig, the bear is just there for comic relief.

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TomDavidson
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What do you think about Fozzie as a romantic lead?

I think it's graph paper.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do geeks use when they make their own Valentine's day cards?

Motorcycles with training wheels.

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Krankykat
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What is the latest in French Army ATVs?

Coco Chanel's pet poodle.

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Toblerone
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So whos this new someone your dating?

28 holy child field hockey

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you graduate to after being a soccer mom for 8 years?

It's not on the agenda.

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Dan_raven
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What shall we do today Bob-Brain? Take over the world?

I was not the one arrested for being in a terrorist ring in Florida.

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Frisco
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Awww...how come YOU always get to go to Disneyworld?

If you don't know already, I'm not going to tell you.

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