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Belle
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Where do babies come from?

I don't think it comes in that flavor.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are they made with real Girl Scouts?

That's the way the cookie explodes.

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TheTick
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Is there a reason there's chunks of brown stuff on the ceiling?

Boom baby! I'm the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight!

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Frisco
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I thought it was a figurative burst of flavor!?

I was thinking of getting it replaced.

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DeathofBees
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So in "The Keebler Elves do Return of the Jedi" the death star is actually a Fudge Shoppe Fudge Stripe?

They sold out. And for icky Illinois chocolate!

(Edited to add: Wow, two people beat me to it! But mine makes sense, so I'm leaving it.)

[This message has been edited by DeathofBees (edited February 21, 2003).]

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Dan_raven
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Did you get to see the new Batman movie last night, "Ickky Illinois Chocolates From Outer Space"?

I'm Batman, this is Robin.

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Diosmel Duda
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Wow! Are you Power Rangers?

It has nothing to do with you.

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Frisco
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Should I sue Stephen King for slander? That clown movie made me look a little evil.

I liked them...until they killed my parents, of course.

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Dan_raven
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How are you getting along with all those voices in your head?

Great, fine, ok, terrible.

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Frisco
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What's it like having four heads?

He's broken out of his shell.

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littlemissattitude
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So, is that our new secret weapon?

Go three streets up, then turn in at the second driveway. Honk your horn, then wait.

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Nato
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How can I make you smile?

It's complicated, but it involves the speed of light and a lot of cheese.

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Dead_Horse
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You want to sell me Einstein's recipe for fondue?

Leonard Nimoy rocks! Moon rocks. Whatever...

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Mr.Funny
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Let us start a new fad! What shall we use?

I swear, it wasn't me! Blame Bob!

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Godric
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You posted to the Begging the Question thread again, didn't you?

Funny Bob...

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Frisco
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I wonder which Bob© Action Figure is going to sell the best...Codger Bob©? Watch Collector Bob©? Traffic Safety Bob©? Or maybe the one in the spandex shorts and leather jacket....

Yes, but it was a very shiny quarter.

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Beren One Hand
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You had to go to the proctologist to remove a quarter?

Section 31.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Where do you keep the really good straight lines?

Don't worry. It's just a word.

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Diosmel Duda
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You said you love her?!

Next to the numlock key.

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Dan_raven
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Contestant number 3, where would your wife say, was the strangest place you've ever made "whoopie"?

I never asked that question. The tape is a lie.

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Human
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Is this you stating that you wear chainmail underwear?

And you want this.

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Shan
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When?

Some folks tell mighty tall tales.

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Narnia
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...and that's when I said "Why didn't you tell me the microfilm was hidden in my underwire bra in the first place?" It was hilarious. I guess you just had to be there....I'm sorry, did you want to say something?

Yeah, well it also could have been a man-eating iguana in orange bermuda shorts!

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Feyd Baron
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Are you sure that was Slash?

Yeah, unless I'm totally and completely blind.

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Icarus
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Do you think you'll ever get over your obsession with onanism?

An empty chatroom.

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Narnia
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So tell me what happened in your nightmare that was so awful it made you wake up in a cold sweat screaming your head off?

I know, I HATE that!!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you know your tattoo is misspelled?

Monarch butterflies.

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Icarus
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What did the nervous princess get before the coronation?

Stupid AT&T.

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GreenEyes
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I called you 15 times in the last three days! Are you saying you never got my messages?

I will only do it if the voices in my head tell me to. Unfortunately they don't speak English.

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Dan_raven
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You posted at 2:30am, are you going to bed yet?

Sure am, big boy.

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Frisco
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You're going to eat at Bob's?!

*raises glass* Here's to the next thirty.

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Taalcon
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You've been making my life a living hell for the past thirty years! What do you have to say about that?!

It smelled like lilacs.

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Toblerone
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Now, why exactly did you eat that thing you found on the sidewalk the other day?

Oh not good, there are a about twenty fat ladies singing outside....

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Leonide
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[edit: okay that made no sense, and i realize that now. *sigh* Let's try again]

I seriously don't believe that this is over. How does it look to you?

Today is the birthday of life!

[This message has been edited by Leonide (edited February 23, 2003).]

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Frisco
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Do you really think a protozoa is going to be able to blow out all those candles?

This is the coolest thing I have ever seen

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littlemissattitude
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Never been to Antarctica before, have you?

Let the games begin.

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T_Smith
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Well, what an interesting match we have here today. We have the Greeks vs the Modern Philosophers. The greeks have a great line-up, sporting Socrates, Plato, and Archimedes, while the Modern Philosophers boast of Karl Marx and Nitchze. Are we ready?

Ok, you caught me. It's a banana.

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Human
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Just what are you doing with that cat?

I am the nothing man...

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T_Smith
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So, your the next door neighbor of the muffin man? What, are you the Cookie Man or the Pancake or what?

I'd like to eat HER liver with some fava beans

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Dan_raven
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Ralphie is a Butcher, and she's got some mean cuts of meat. Want some?

Please hold the onions.

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Human
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So how do you comfort vegetables?

This is my last straw!

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Jeff
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Do you have anything we can use to break this camel's back?

I would, but there just arent enough

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T_Smith
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God, will you ever stop making stars?

Edit: wow, that came out nasty... it was directed towards human, for those that saw it

Ya well, that novak paranoia does creep in out of no where.

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Nato
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Did you just see a handsome young man dash by carrying a butcher's knife?

She was a rabid feminist.

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Hobbes
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What was the deal with that man spitting at Lee Majors?

I told you; the dishwasher is not a safe place to keep it!

Hobbes

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Fael
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Well it once was a wonder life-like statue of Lott's wife made of a genuine pillar of salt, now it’s just a soggy lump.

I can’t explain this weird feeling I have in the pit of my stomach.

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Icarus
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Are you Mackillian?

Federal Credit Union

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Hydralisk5284
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So who did you steal cash from to get off the streets?

It wasn't me, it was my great grand daddy!

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Dan_raven
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Who started that #$@$@#$@# "You know when you're old" thread?

There can be only one.

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Narnia
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Morpheus, can I get a cool leather trench coat and sunglasses too??

An inch to the left.

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