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Krankykat
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Did you really see Monica and Bill smoking cigars in the Oval Office?

It was the worst thing I ever dreamed about.

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Beren One Hand
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Did you dream about Hasselhoff and German sausages again?

George Bush simply is.

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Primal Curve
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What is the ultimate, a priori assumtion about life, the universe and everything?

Because my fingers are cold and it's late at night in Kansas City.

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Frisco
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Why would you even consider sticking your hand in there?!?! I mean, how're we going to tip them over if they wake up?

Never one in red stilettos.

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Primal Curve
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Have you ever seen them crazy cross-dressin' clowns they got up in the city, boy?

I know Ralphie's quite, shall we say "randy," but you shouldn't ask questions like that!

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MyrddinFyre
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Did you ever see an elephant fly? - edit: disregard that, i missed!

Ok: second try:

Do you think Ralphie will vacuum my room?

The man but hello and no to monkey slobber.

[This message has been edited by MyrddinFyre (edited February 28, 2003).]

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Noodlenoggin
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If you'll just tell me which gender has the nicest rear end, I'll give you a free can of Budweiser...

She should be punished.

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chocolate
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What should happen to a girl who dares to speak without my written permission?

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Dan_raven
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Now was that nice?

Nice is not a word I would use with her.

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Vampyr1818
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How nice was she?

Now feel my on going barrage of tree scratchies you FIEND!

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Krankykat
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What do kats say when preparing for the enemy?

Recycling beer bottles.

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Feyd Baron
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Do you know how I paid for my college textbooks this semester?

Probably by selling your kidney.

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DeathofBees
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Feyd, I...I have a confession to make. I think you are Hatrack's Handsomest Bachelor, and I've been trying to work up the courage to tell you. Would you...what would it...how could I get you to go out with me?

At this rate I'll never get my MRS degree and a Ring by Spring!

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Diosmel Duda
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The whole class thought you were male all this time?

I think that's pretty classy of you!

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enjeeo
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And after the red vinyl lamps are in, I'm going to wallpaper the entire front room in beer labels...whaddya ya think?

Not with that brand of cologne.

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ae
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We're out of liqeur, sorry. We do have this bottle of cologne, though, so do you still want that crepe flambe?

Yeah, but sometimes I still get the urge to... y'know... play some golf.

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enjeeo
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That bumper sticker saying, 'Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.' Is it true?

Oh it was just a fingernail!

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imtheskywhoru?
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im so sick of everything!!!!!!!
its like whatever i do its wrong
i just have to always go with the flow and im so phuking sick of it
so i dont i do what i want to its not wrong or anyhting and still my parents get pissed then my teachers r pissed now my friends
whatever i do its not good or perfect or reasnoble or anything its always wrong
its like im going crazy!!!!!!!!
and now everyone is pised at me but so am i

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littlemissattitude
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enjeeo, how did you know that I just broke one of mine? (Fingernail, that is.)

Rats, now I've got to cut all of them.

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Mr.Funny
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Why did you only fire one employee? It is just not fair!

Hah, I've beaten you again.

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Shigosei
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I scrambled 17 eggs in 1 minute. How about you?

When the screen burns out.

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Xavier
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How do the producers know that certain episodes are "too hot for TV"?

Hold it by the base with one hand, then squeeze from the bottom up.

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T_Smith
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Darn it, how do you turn these vibrator things off?

Competetive violence.

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Jon Boy
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What nearly broke out during the Star Wars Trivial Pursuit game yesterday?

Ten monkeys and a duck.

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Xavier
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So there was another man who built an arc in preperation for the big flood you say? What animals did he bring along?

This is not a pipe.

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hansenj
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Damander, you know that smoking pipes is against the Word of Wisdom, not to mention the BYU Honor Code!

(Way to finally post on this thread Jon Boy! )

I did it using a complicated strategy involving a blow torch and a post-it note.

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Icarus
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Hey, I thought those pants had a broken zipper! How'd you fix it?

Through the looking glass.

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Mr.Funny
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What did you say that you jumped through?

I heard it was true, but I haven't confirmed it yet.

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Shigosei
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Are you pregnant?

No thanks, I don't want ice cream right now.

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Narnia
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I'm having the naughtiest sinful experience of my life...wanna join me?

Yeah, well...I could have done it with less of a skid mark.

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Shigosei
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I landed that fighter on fumes, with a 40-knot crosswind, on a carrier being attacked by enemy submarines, at night without lights - you think that's easy?

Don't blame me, blame the mafia.

[This message has been edited by Shigosei (edited March 03, 2003).]

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Mr.Funny
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I heard some people died last night...

That hairbrush will come back to haunt you.

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Narnia
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I just dropped my brush in the toilet. Ew gross, should I just leave it there?

I liked Ophelia's original post better.

[This message has been edited by Narnia (edited March 03, 2003).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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I just replaced Ophelia's fence post with a hand-carved totem pole depicting famous Hatrackers. Whaddya think?

My watch stopped.

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enjeeo
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We've just been on this rollercoaster twice, and it's still 4:43pm! Maybe we've discovered the secret of controlling time! THIS ROLLERCOASTER COULD BE THE PORTAL TO A PARALLEL DIMENSION! Do you REALISE what this means???????!!!!!!!

(Edit because that was a question.)

Hold your breath and count to a hundred.

[This message has been edited by enjeeo (edited March 03, 2003).]

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Frisco
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But what if I don't have any duct tape and plastic sheeting?!?!

Anything and everything...well, except for that.

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Jon Boy
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What would you like on your pizza? The special topping today is pickled pigs feet.

I didn't realize it was a tube of super glue.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How did you get picked to be one of the Bond girls?

The phone rang.

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Dan_raven
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I just called to ask, "What's new Mr. Obvious?"

There is a fine line between the obvious and the oblivious.

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AngryShark II
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I'm back! HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.........

You missed me, didn't yea?

:Evil Shark Grin:

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Frisco
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Was that a hole-in-one, Mr. Norman?!

Oh, man...not a troll.

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KarlEd
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What's making that loud pounding noise on the door, Boromir?

Watching "Reality TV" on DVD

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Diosmel Duda
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Why did you postpone our wedding again?

Practically nothing.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What did that question have to do with the answer above it?

Like a fish needs a bicycle.

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Toblerone
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I love you like the grass needs rain, how do you love me?

SPIDERS!!!!! SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!

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Mr.Funny
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What is your favorite bug?

Stop the train, or the chickens will escape again!

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enjeeo
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And as you can see, this government-funded program gives chickens the chance to travel safely, while preventing them from cross our roads during peak hour traffic. Our next slide is...*through gritted teeth* Colonel Sanders! What are you doing here during a public presentation???

It's suspiciously warm in here.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Enjoying the kiddie pool?

It's not what you think.

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Xavier
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Bob, what are you doing in bed with my wife?!?!?!

I tried doing it that way, but my foot got stuck.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Have you ever pedalled your wares?

It's an ides of March thing.

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