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Godric
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What's the big deal about Spring?

I hate all this snow!

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enjeeo
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What are you doing with the hair-dryer and the extra long extension cord?

I'd prefer buttons, but I guess a zip would be okay.

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Dead_Horse
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So, how do you like your new teddy bear's eyes?

Well, we seem to have run into a snag here.

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KarlEd
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What's the last thing you want to hear from your liposuctionist?

Plastic sheeting and Duct Tape, of course.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How'd you finally come to grips with your agoraphobia?

Online shopping.

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Mr.Funny
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What landed you in the poorhouse, Bob?

AT-AT walkers are real, I tell you!

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KarlEd
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Mr. President, why is it you want the joint chiefs to watch SW:TESB during their strategy meeting again?

I told you. You need an unabridged dictionary.

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advice for robots
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Mr.Funny: OK, so you talk to these little guys called Ewoks. Now you're telling me that this "Empire" is attacking our planet?

KarlEd: When are they going to alphabetize this thing?

Hot wax will get that off.

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Jon Boy
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What can I do about the unsightly and embarrassing hair on my palms?

I thought he was a burglar.

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enjeeo
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Honey, I'm home...why are you standing over my cat with a baseball bat?

A big bag of blue M&Ms, each.

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Dan_raven
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I say chocolate is a cure for depression. You disagree. I have stacks of medical research. What is your proof?

Proof? We don't need no stinking proof!

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Bob_Scopatz
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How much alcohol was IN that?

Digital moonscapes.

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Jon Boy
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What happened when Bob scanned his posterior?

I couldn't afford not to buy it.

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Godric
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What are you doing with an Ab Master 5000?

Six pack of love.

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Túrin
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What do you hope to achieve by cloning that Hewitt girl so many times?

It involves a specially trained ferret.

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Mr.Funny
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How do you intend to give Bill Gates a wedgie?

The force is not with you.

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Godric
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Why are so many of us Lord of the Rings movie fans criticized by Stars Wars fans?

Liv Tyler may be beautiful, but I don't think she can act.

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Shigosei
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Did you hear about the new movie, Arwengeddon? It's about this really cool elf-babe who saves the world from total anihilation by an asteroid! Won't it be great?

Without math, I am less than zero!

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fugu13
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What did the first mathnet geek say to the second mathnet geek when they found out irish mythology was to be banned from the curriculum?

Phear Phactor.

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KarlEd
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What's that copy-cat reality show on Fox where they find out what you're irrationally afraid of and then offer you some paltry sum to face it?

Well, at least they don't have cows hawking fried chicken.

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Dan_raven
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The Disney version of Animal Farm is just stupid. The animals don't rebel, they sing and dance and do stupid food jokes. What could be worse?

Micheal Jackson posing for Play-Weirdo.

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Mr.Funny
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What is your name and WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

For the last time, fried chicken and potatoes!

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Jeff
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What did you want for christmas?

Only if i get 90% of it.

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T_Smith
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Sexy Girl: Darn it, I've lost my virginity. Will you help me get it back?

If your eye offends thee, pluck it out.

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littlemissattitude
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Eewwww. What did you do that for?

I did not look at you.

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Krankykat
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Why, do plucked eyes offend you?

I'm keeping an eye on you.

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Shigosei
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Um, why'd you pluck your eyeball out and glue it to me?

I only have eyes for you.

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Vampyr1818
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Did you give her your eyes?

Maybe in the year 4408.

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Icarus
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When is Ralphie going to post something intelligent or funny?

Frankly, that's all rubber bands are good for.

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Dan_raven
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Where can I sell my Condom-cordian?

((Guys, those Eye jokes were terrible. You should have warned us to )

Beware the Eyes of March

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chocolate
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do you think i could sneak off with another girl without my girlfriend March finding me out?

I really want to grab it and squeeze it.

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KarlEd
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What's this I hear about you having a secret rendezvous with Mr. Whipple?

Well, the bathroom is haunted.

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aspectre
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Musta been a trick of the light, but for a moment there, I could have sworn there were goldfish swimming in the toilet bowl...

Merry married quite contrary.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Frodo Merry Baggins the Fourth?

Ever since I was knee high to a grasshopper.

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Diosmel Duda
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How long have you been jumping to conclusions like this?

Hence, foul Knave!

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KarlEd
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Can you show this rogue the way to the communal showers? He hasn't bathed in weeks.

That's why they call her Ms. Moneypenny.

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Dan_raven
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She is the cheapest phone psychic I've ever called, but boy did she keep me on the line for a long time. At 3 cents a minute, twelve days sure add up. How does she do it?

Oops, this took longer than it should have.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Wasn't there something in the plan about resting on like the 5th day of Creation?

Humans were a rush job.

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Dan_raven
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OSC where do you get those funky names for your characters?

That is the living end.

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advice for robots
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What a strange room: why is there a casket on one end, and a bed on the other?

The birds and/or the bees.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Which end has the trigger?

The theme from the Pink Panther.

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chocolate
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whats that song again?

nfo;wkoiuvewn wrp8e0 pgf[043h=]f#ahrgv

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Jeff
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alksjdhv vu`1384yusadl (*&CH?

Light it and watch for yourself

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flyby
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Mommy, what happens when you light a fart on fire?

Well, if that isn't the most...how could you...I plead the fifth.

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Mr.Funny
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Did you set the house on fire AGAIN??

Alas, it was not meant to be.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How'd your quest to find the Holy Grail in Paramus, NJ turn out?

It's a really big mall.

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Feyd Baron
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Alright, I don't care about how... But why is your car in the middle of the foodcourt?

It seems to like pretzels.

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Dan_raven
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We are hunting the wild Frisco. Any ideas to use as bait?

Whatever you do, don't put that in your mouth.

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enjeeo
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Hi Everyone. I'm the new intern here at the White House. Anyone want a cigar?

This lasagne is a little...crunchy.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is the oven still on the fritz?

Cold too.

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