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Diosmel Duda
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Did you find the Saran Wrap?
It's a wrap.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true that Jesus made his 2nd coming in Hollywood? What'd he say?
I was waiting until the last Harry Potter book came out.
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Annie
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Were you planning on washing your forehead?
It's genetic.
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sarcasticmuppet
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So, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. That makes you a berry-loving hamster?
Let's not go to Camelot. It's a silly place.
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katharina
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Hey Lady of Shallot, we know Tennyson lied. How did you really feel?
Red nail polish and a long goodbye.
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Bob_Scopatz
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So, what did he give you to show you the relationship was over?
She was the dating equivalent of tofu.
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Annie
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So why don't you bring Annie over for dinner anymore?
Definitely the phospholipid bilayer.
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Ryuko
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Can you say for sure if there's anything you could say that would make absolutely no sense to me whatsoever?
I know! And then I told him to get his socks off my furnace.
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tonguetied&twisted
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What, you mean he just thought he could walk right in and warm his feet on your fire??!
Refill.
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Frisco
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What was the working title for "Groundhog Day"?
Wow...it's been, like, three pages!
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Raia
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What does a blond say when she's finished reading this thread?
I whistle a happy tune.
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Beren One Hand
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What is the working title for Monica Lewinsky's autobiography?
I C U.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you think of my new invisibility formula?
I have to work in the morning.
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Ryuko
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Wanna clean my house?
It never even started...
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flyby
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So, how was your date?
If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna go osama on you!
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T_Smith
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Can you hear me now?
Maybe if you wait a while, you will reach the end.
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BelladonnaOrchid
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Wow! How much longer are the batteries in this Hello Kitty! vibrator going to last?
*snickers*
Perhaps if you move a little to the left. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
[ June 18, 2003, 03:32 AM: Message edited by: BelladonnaOrchid ]
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T_Smith
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Hmmm... how am I supossed to get left foot on green with your right arm in my face? Stupid twister....
Too long, too short, just fine.
[ June 18, 2003, 03:35 AM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
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Frisco
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Goldilocks pr0n?!
I'm coming with you, whether you like it or not.
[ June 18, 2003, 03:45 AM: Message edited by: Frisco ]
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Annie
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Have you noticed that I seem to be going senile in my old age?
He was just tutoring me.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the last thing you want to hear when you find your daughter's sex ed teacher in your house?
Puts a whole new spin on that song There's Got to Be a Morning After
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Dead_Horse
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Hey, can you believe we are back from girls camp and nobody died?
I did sit on a Ben-gay covered toilet seat, tHougH.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Been rolling in the Eucalyptus again?
I don't think eye drops alone are going to do the job.
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sarcasticmuppet
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HELP!!! I've got a knife stuck in my eye!! Is there an optimologist in the house?
It started with the abortion thread, and it all spun out of control from there.
[ June 19, 2003, 10:12 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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T_Smith
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So Ms. Betty Weaver, what exactly caused Hatrack to crash?
Its funny if you know what I'm talking about.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What's with all the weird inside jokes about train juggling?
Cirque du Soleil, it's not!
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Ryuko
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Why do you keep staring at the sun?
Because it's ALIVE...
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Tstorm
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Why did you eat that burrito?
I'm going to bed.
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Annie
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Why the sudden exodus of bedbugs from the house?
That all depends on what you mean by "related."
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filetted
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Is Quiche at all related to Cheesecake?
Well, if you think that's funny, I'd have to question your sense of humor.
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Raia
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Have you heard the one about the chicken who crossed the road?
Only on Sundays.
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BelladonnaOrchid
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On what day do Baptists get the most angry when we belly dance?
The red corset.
(edit:It's hard for two words to make a complete sentence)
[ June 20, 2003, 06:08 AM: Message edited by: BelladonnaOrchid ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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How do you figure?
That doesn't count.
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Diosmel Duda
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How does spending all your time on your bike instead of with your mathemetician wife not make you a lousy husband?
It wasn't that lousy.
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Doug J
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KNow what your wife was telling me?
I thunk it, so i ain't.
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Feyd Baron
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Are we really going to let this thread die?
Nah, there's plenty of beating yet to be done.
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Annie
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Have we exhausted the last dead horse ?
I was wishin' it was Michigan.
[ June 22, 2003, 11:29 PM: Message edited by: Annie ]
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Ryuko
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You were in Wisconsin, huh?
The strangest part was, I wasn't naked...
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Godric
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You really managed to show up to school on time?
Time is irrelevant. I just exist.
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Argus Skyhawk
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So, what did you think of the Class' Yearbook photo?
Absolutely not. No. Never. No way. Okay, maybe just a little.
Edit: Meant to post this right after Ryuko's.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it time for another chain mesh underwear reference?
Rust never sleeps.
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sarcasticmuppet
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Were you snoring?
I won't tell you who dies, so just stop asking.
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prolixshore
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I'm halfway through the Bible, what happens next?
No, but if I had known in advance I could have gotten an extra.
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Ford Prefect
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Did you buy that pizza for me?
1 gig of RAM.
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Ryuko
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So how many sheep are you buying to start the farm?
I should be in bed...
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Godric
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Mr. President, what should we be doing exactly about this Cuban Missile Crisis?
There's only one man for that job -- Rumsfeld!
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Bob_Scopatz
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Could you get rid of my neighbor? I don't like him.
There aren't enough Kleenex tissues in the world.
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Frisco
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So...what's it like having SARS?
I made up that fourth one.
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littlemissattitude
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Which one? You mean the one about George the Giant?
I saw him swallow that sword.
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tonguetied&twisted
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He's looking pretty sharp tonight isn't he?
Take me home.
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