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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Morbo
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posted August 01, 2003 12:46 PM
Granny, calm down, what's got you all het up? A blind date who can still drive.
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 01, 2003 01:58 PM
What were you saying about the fruit that got its eyes pierced out? It plays golf really well, you say? Yes. A pro golfer.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 01, 2003 02:23 PM
Are you one of those elitists in favor of that silly game that Mark Twain called "a good walk spoiled?" Well that spoiled my good walk.
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Sopwith
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posted August 01, 2003 02:58 PM
Umm, what did you just step in? I didn't mean to break the speed limit, I swear!
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted August 01, 2003 03:50 PM
Young man, I don't know what it's like in the reality you come from but around here we obey the laws of physics, when you see a sign with a "c" on it that's what it means, Do you realize how fast you were going? that was too long for a joke.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 01, 2003 03:57 PM
D'ya hear the one about the Priest, the Rabbi and the Minister on the Great Wall of China? As seen from space.
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Narnia
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posted August 01, 2003 06:08 PM
Did you just say that you have a zit that looks like Mt. Everest?! I would leave it at that if I were you.
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 01, 2003 09:53 PM
Do you want to hear my new book? It starts like this: "That many, many cheeses may live, beware of the giant noodles." I'm a gangster.
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Narnia
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posted August 02, 2003 01:36 AM
What gives you the right to wear that awful striped suit?! It's been much much worse.
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saxon75
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posted August 04, 2003 03:23 PM
So, how's that rash coming along? Pants. Definitely pants.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 04, 2003 04:14 PM
Do you think my gorilla looks better in pants or a kilt? Like a big shaved ape.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 04, 2003 04:23 PM
How does Tarzan describe him self in the Jungle Personal collumn? Me Tarzan, you Jane.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 04, 2003 04:26 PM
How did I get into this tree-hut and why am I wearing this two-piece leopard skin frock? The drums are intoxicating.
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Caleb Varns
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posted August 04, 2003 04:49 PM
Hey, didn't you say this Cherokee meeting was gonna be a drunken bash?Alohamora!
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Narnia
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posted August 04, 2003 05:10 PM
What are we going to do now that we're stuck in the trunk of your car? He's a little too uptight for me.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 04, 2003 05:13 PM
What did you think of Harry Potter XII Curse of the Wage Slave ? Pass the chips.
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Narnia
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posted August 04, 2003 05:19 PM
...which is why I'm devastated and I think we should break up. Are you listening to me? It was a rip-roaring good time.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 04, 2003 10:06 PM
Did you hear the one about the lion-tamer who split his pants? Well, I think we can just stitch that right up!
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ludosti
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posted August 04, 2003 10:09 PM
Can't you see that this is just tearing me apart?! Something evil this way comes.
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 05, 2003 12:25 AM
Master Yoda, can you see celia out there? I have the FORCE! [ August 05, 2003, 12:25 AM: Message edited by: Mr.Funny ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 05, 2003 08:10 AM
Ready for Mass? It's a Physics joke.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 05, 2003 12:33 PM
So you developed the world's lamest attempt at humor. What can you tell us about it? There was this gay bishop and two nuns....
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Nato
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posted August 05, 2003 03:06 PM
Hey, Dan... What's the world's dirtiest joke? Bump, set, spike!
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Potemkyn
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posted August 05, 2003 03:27 PM
Can you say something that doesn't have to do with volleyball? You hard-blowing, banana-twisting, Osama-loving, anti-soda SOB!
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 05, 2003 04:20 PM
How about we genetically modify humans to have greater lung capacity, the ability to bend fruits with our minds, love people of all nationalities and beliefs, and stay away from unhealthy carbonated drinks? Genes are fun to tinker with!
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Frisco
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posted August 05, 2003 04:27 PM
KISS has their own personal surgeon? Let me ask my cult leader first.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 05, 2003 04:56 PM
Long time no see Frisco. Can you tell us where you've been? Don't drink the cool-ade.
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rivka
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posted August 05, 2003 07:29 PM
*slurps* What did you say? I see a bright light.
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filetted
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posted August 05, 2003 10:51 PM
Do you have to sit so close to the television? Says here that this subdivision used to be a sacred Indian burial ground.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 05, 2003 11:15 PM
What's this big hump in the middle of your yard? I want a viking funeral.
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filetted
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posted August 05, 2003 11:20 PM
dude, do you really think a bonfire is a good idea, considering your condition? yup, that's my ship.
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T_Smith
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posted August 06, 2003 04:14 AM
Is that your ship thats on fire? Ya, but you see my wife isn't home so I don't think I can sign up today.
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Godric
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posted August 06, 2003 09:42 PM
Well sir? Would you like to be part of our test audience for the new daytime drama, As the Ball and Chain Breaks? Hey! That's not a ring on your finger!
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Book
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posted August 06, 2003 09:53 PM
Me n Clem are finally gettin hitched! Isn't my ring just beautiful? No! When you feed a woman through a wood chipper you've got to do it the classy way. [ August 06, 2003, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: Book ]
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 07, 2003 03:17 AM
So you like to just chuck the ladies into that wood-cutting machine of yours? Hah. In your dreams.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 07, 2003 08:07 AM
Hey, can I be Mr. Funny too? I was pleasantly surprised.
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 07, 2003 01:29 PM
How did you feel when you found they sold chain mail underwear at the department store? Cold and itchy.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 07, 2003 05:20 PM
And what is the name of your Gynocologists? Poke and Prod.
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 07, 2003 10:25 PM
Ekop and Dorp, my friends! What are your super-secret superhero names? I can fly!
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filetted
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posted August 07, 2003 10:31 PM
Now just wait a minute for the glue to drrrryy? wait... NO!!!!! I think the horseshoe looks nice next to that picture.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 08, 2003 03:39 PM
Did you see how the prosecuter is holding up the evidence against Mr. Ed. He shot Wilbur. I know he did.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 09, 2003 12:08 AM
How did Orville get to be the first one to fly? Nevermind, it's just cat hair.
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TwosonPaula
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posted August 09, 2003 12:17 AM
Honey, why is the baby wearing a wig? A box of matches. [ August 09, 2003, 12:23 AM: Message edited by: TwosonPaula ]
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Raia
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posted August 10, 2003 09:15 AM
Where do you live again? And it's not the first time.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 10, 2003 10:12 AM
Is it true we won the war in Iraq? Feels just as good the second time.
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filetted
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posted August 10, 2003 11:01 PM
How'd that "rebirthing" therapy go? My water just broke.
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rivka
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posted August 10, 2003 11:41 PM
Honey, do you hear that drip, drip, drip? Well, there's no reason to cry about it.
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filetted
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posted August 10, 2003 11:47 PM
Isn't it sad, though? This invitation list is so short.
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filetted
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posted August 11, 2003 02:44 AM
Who's coming to my root canal?!" whomever wishes to cross that particular river of sewage. [ August 11, 2003, 02:54 AM: Message edited by: filetted ]
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Narnia
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posted August 11, 2003 04:06 AM
So, who wants to go get my golden golf ball? I cringe even at the thought.
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