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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Morbo
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posted August 01, 2003 12:46 PM
Granny, calm down, what's got you all het up?
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 01, 2003 01:58 PM
What were you saying about the fruit that got its eyes pierced out? It plays golf really well, you say?
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Dan_raven
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posted August 01, 2003 02:23 PM
Are you one of those elitists in favor of that silly game that Mark Twain called "a good walk spoiled?"
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Sopwith
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posted August 01, 2003 02:58 PM
Umm, what did you just step in?
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted August 01, 2003 03:50 PM
Young man, I don't know what it's like in the reality you come from but around here we obey the laws of physics, when you see a sign with a "c" on it that's what it means, Do you realize how fast you were going?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 01, 2003 03:57 PM
D'ya hear the one about the Priest, the Rabbi and the Minister on the Great Wall of China?
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Narnia
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posted August 01, 2003 06:08 PM
Did you just say that you have a zit that looks like Mt. Everest?!
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 01, 2003 09:53 PM
Do you want to hear my new book? It starts like this: "That many, many cheeses may live, beware of the giant noodles."
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Narnia
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posted August 02, 2003 01:36 AM
What gives you the right to wear that awful striped suit?!
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saxon75
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posted August 04, 2003 03:23 PM
So, how's that rash coming along?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 04, 2003 04:14 PM
Do you think my gorilla looks better in pants or a kilt?
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Dan_raven
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posted August 04, 2003 04:23 PM
How does Tarzan describe him self in the Jungle Personal collumn?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 04, 2003 04:26 PM
How did I get into this tree-hut and why am I wearing this two-piece leopard skin frock?
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Caleb Varns
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posted August 04, 2003 04:49 PM
Hey, didn't you say this Cherokee meeting was gonna be a drunken bash?Alohamora!
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Narnia
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posted August 04, 2003 05:10 PM
What are we going to do now that we're stuck in the trunk of your car?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 04, 2003 05:13 PM
What did you think of Harry Potter XII Curse of the Wage Slave ?
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Narnia
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posted August 04, 2003 05:19 PM
...which is why I'm devastated and I think we should break up. Are you listening to me?
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 04, 2003 10:06 PM
Did you hear the one about the lion-tamer who split his pants?
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ludosti
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posted August 04, 2003 10:09 PM
Can't you see that this is just tearing me apart?!
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 05, 2003 12:25 AM
Master Yoda, can you see celia out there?[ August 05, 2003, 12:25 AM: Message edited by: Mr.Funny ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 05, 2003 08:10 AM
Ready for Mass?
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Dan_raven
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posted August 05, 2003 12:33 PM
So you developed the world's lamest attempt at humor. What can you tell us about it?
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Nato
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posted August 05, 2003 03:06 PM
Hey, Dan... What's the world's dirtiest joke?
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Potemkyn
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posted August 05, 2003 03:27 PM
Can you say something that doesn't have to do with volleyball?
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 05, 2003 04:20 PM
How about we genetically modify humans to have greater lung capacity, the ability to bend fruits with our minds, love people of all nationalities and beliefs, and stay away from unhealthy carbonated drinks?
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Frisco
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posted August 05, 2003 04:27 PM
KISS has their own personal surgeon?
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Dan_raven
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posted August 05, 2003 04:56 PM
Long time no see Frisco. Can you tell us where you've been?
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rivka
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posted August 05, 2003 07:29 PM
*slurps* What did you say?
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filetted
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posted August 05, 2003 10:51 PM
Do you have to sit so close to the television?
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 05, 2003 11:15 PM
What's this big hump in the middle of your yard?
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filetted
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posted August 05, 2003 11:20 PM
dude, do you really think a bonfire is a good idea, considering your condition?
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T_Smith
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posted August 06, 2003 04:14 AM
Is that your ship thats on fire?
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Godric
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posted August 06, 2003 09:42 PM
Well sir? Would you like to be part of our test audience for the new daytime drama, As the Ball and Chain Breaks?
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Book
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posted August 06, 2003 09:53 PM
Me n Clem are finally gettin hitched! Isn't my ring just beautiful?classy way.[ August 06, 2003, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: Book ]
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 07, 2003 03:17 AM
So you like to just chuck the ladies into that wood-cutting machine of yours?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 07, 2003 08:07 AM
Hey, can I be Mr. Funny too?
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 07, 2003 01:29 PM
How did you feel when you found they sold chain mail underwear at the department store?
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Dan_raven
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posted August 07, 2003 05:20 PM
And what is the name of your Gynocologists?
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 07, 2003 10:25 PM
Ekop and Dorp, my friends! What are your super-secret superhero names?
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filetted
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posted August 07, 2003 10:31 PM
Now just wait a minute for the glue to drrrryy? wait... NO!!!!!
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Dan_raven
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posted August 08, 2003 03:39 PM
Did you see how the prosecuter is holding up the evidence against Mr. Ed.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 09, 2003 12:08 AM
How did Orville get to be the first one to fly?
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TwosonPaula
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posted August 09, 2003 12:17 AM
Honey, why is the baby wearing a wig?[ August 09, 2003, 12:23 AM: Message edited by: TwosonPaula ]
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Raia
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posted August 10, 2003 09:15 AM
Where do you live again?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 10, 2003 10:12 AM
Is it true we won the war in Iraq?
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filetted
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posted August 10, 2003 11:01 PM
How'd that "rebirthing" therapy go?
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rivka
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posted August 10, 2003 11:41 PM
Honey, do you hear that drip, drip, drip?
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filetted
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posted August 10, 2003 11:47 PM
Isn't it sad, though?
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filetted
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posted August 11, 2003 02:44 AM
Who's coming to my root canal?!"[ August 11, 2003, 02:54 AM: Message edited by: filetted ]
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Narnia
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posted August 11, 2003 04:06 AM
So, who wants to go get my golden golf ball?
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