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Narnia
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You just set the house on fire with your weird voodoo ritual and you're just standing there???

Well, nobody's perfect.

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rivka
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He says I am the most useless person he's ever met!

I try, but they keep coming back.

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Godric
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Can't you get rid of these fleas?

Don't be a yella coward, man! Stand and fight!

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Julie
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Do you hear my mom calling for me?

Duh, follow the yellow brick road.

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Morbo
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Dang it, Scarecrow, people are starting to stare.
We're in Kansas now, will you please stop saying that?

I need a brain!

[ September 05, 2003, 03:03 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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I'm sorry the brilliant professor's brain is detroyed. We do have this one belonging to Abby someone. Do you want Abby Normals?

That's Frankenstein!!

[ September 05, 2003, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

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OK... What do you think of this strange hot dog-like meat they're serving in the commissary?

What about my brain?

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Julie
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Would anyone like a new apedex? Anyone? Anyone?

one thousand three million seven hundred and sixty-four.

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Annie
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How many times have you been to Disneyland, Benji?

Over my shoulder.

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Petra'sDaughter
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This game isn't over my head, it's just...

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.

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Morbo
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What Bible verse did God decide to delete?

Rev 25,verse 1: Psyche! What suckers you all are! Here's the real story:

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What makes you think you got a bad translation of the Gideon Bible?

Thou shall commit adultery.

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What was the sermon topic last April 1st?

Of all the cities in the western hemisphere, he chose to live here.

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Narnia
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What is it that bugs you about him?

No, it's the OTHER one!

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After searching through: your nail clippings, your droppings, the hair left over from your last visit to the dentist, the thousands and thousands used Depends, and every inch of your withered, old, body, Ethel, this is the hair curler you were looking for, right?

Yes, you can!

[ September 08, 2003, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]

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Dan_raven
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Can I CanCan in the Kahn's Can?

Say that five times fast.

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Petra'sDaughter
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I shot the city sheriff.

Only makes me laugh.

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Doesn't it hurt to have that spike sticking out of your forehead?

I think it would be better if we left that outside.

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Morbo
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I'm a newbie, should I start off with calling Bush a nazi, an abortion thread or just name-calling?

Why don't you make friends with the door?

(da Goat, LMAO! Good one))

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Narnia
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Don't you want to be my forever BEST FRIEND??

I'm sorry that it came across that way.

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Sheesh!!! Could you have put more spin on that thing?

Some dogs just aren't good at frisbee.

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Excuse me, Sir, but why is there a pie tin sticking out of your dog's anus?

No, and I'd appreciate it if you'd leave the duck out of it.

[ September 09, 2003, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]

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Feyd Baron
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So we can't call the game "Duck, Duck, Goose"?

No no, I think it needs a gander.

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Do you think my cement porch goose would look good in this garter belt?

Oh, it's just a little porcupine.

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What's that stuck in the car grille?

I don't care who you are, this a womens only club.

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I'm Martina Naritolova! Don't you know who I am?

*waiting for boos and hisses* [Eek!]

Yeah, and I have one just like it.

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Do you like my new exclusive one-of-a-kind original designer dress?

It was a dog wearing a hat.

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Ooooh. Is that a new picture of your wife?

Little metal bottle tops.

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rivka
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Ow! OW! OW!!! WHAT is all over the floor?

It's green and fuzzy.

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Raia
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Would you like some tea? It's only a few years old...

Whenever that happens, I just call my mother.

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rivka
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Y'know how sometimes you just really need a hug?

Especially when they're sleeping.

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Its fun roping cats to the railroad tracks, isn't it?

That's what I call a spelling mistake.

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What did you think of the decision to cast Tori in 90210?

It always comes in a clay pot.

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rivka
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Where did that Burning thread come from?

Shh, they're resting.

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Wow! Are those real hell spawn?

Hmm...cute kids.

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I mean, what could be more annoying than perky flight attendants?

Cause you can taste it in the water.

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How can you be sure that the flea medication came off in the bath?

God spelled backwards is dog.

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Why does the Seminary offer degrees in Veterinary Sciences?

Church's Fried Chicken is one.

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Can you name the top three free passes into the highest degree of heaven?

It could be a little less yellow.

[ September 17, 2003, 03:46 AM: Message edited by: Cecily ]

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How's my nose look today?

At least its not brown.

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How would YOU like to explain getting alfredo sauce stains all over your boss's underwear?

We could always look in the ocean.

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Has anyone seen my virgintiy?

With a name like that, second introductions are not required.

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Caleb Varns
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Have you been introduced to my maid, Olive Mibody?

Yeah, she's great for getting at those hard-to-reach nooks and crevaces.

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You got a new Proctologist?

Turn your head and cough.

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What do you need a towel for?

Its all in the reflexes

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Hey, what did you kick me for?

Spring forward, fall back.

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rivka
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How did that fencing move go again?

It's all about the chocolate.

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Tieko
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What's the secret to your intimate relationships?

It just bounced right over!!

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Raia
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Your cat fell out of the window AGAIN?!?

Please don't do that anymore.

(edit: Welcome, Tieko, btw!!! [Smile] )

[ September 18, 2003, 07:58 AM: Message edited by: Raia ]

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Cecily
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So, how does it feel when I jab my finger into your eye repeatedly like this? *jab jab jab*

I had no idea that our house was built on an ancient Indian burial ground!

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