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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Narnia
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posted September 03, 2003 02:45 AM
You just set the house on fire with your weird voodoo ritual and you're just standing there??? Well, nobody's perfect.
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rivka
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posted September 03, 2003 09:25 PM
He says I am the most useless person he's ever met! I try, but they keep coming back.
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Godric
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posted September 04, 2003 06:08 PM
Can't you get rid of these fleas? Don't be a yella coward, man! Stand and fight!
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Julie
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posted September 04, 2003 06:41 PM
Do you hear my mom calling for me? Duh, follow the yellow brick road.
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Morbo
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posted September 05, 2003 03:01 AM
Dang it, Scarecrow, people are starting to stare. We're in Kansas now, will you please stop saying that? I need a brain! [ September 05, 2003, 03:03 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Dan_raven
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posted September 05, 2003 04:41 PM
I'm sorry the brilliant professor's brain is detroyed. We do have this one belonging to Abby someone. Do you want Abby Normals? That's Frankenstein!! [ September 05, 2003, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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Ryuko
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posted September 05, 2003 04:44 PM
OK... What do you think of this strange hot dog-like meat they're serving in the commissary? What about my brain?
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Julie
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posted September 05, 2003 07:14 PM
Would anyone like a new apedex? Anyone? Anyone? one thousand three million seven hundred and sixty-four.
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Annie
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posted September 05, 2003 07:32 PM
How many times have you been to Disneyland, Benji? Over my shoulder.
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Petra'sDaughter
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posted September 05, 2003 10:28 PM
This game isn't over my head, it's just... The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
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Morbo
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posted September 06, 2003 04:41 AM
What Bible verse did God decide to delete? Rev 25,verse 1: Psyche! What suckers you all are! Here's the real story:
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Dan_raven
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posted September 06, 2003 04:22 PM
What makes you think you got a bad translation of the Gideon Bible? Thou shall commit adultery.
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Annie
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posted September 06, 2003 06:54 PM
What was the sermon topic last April 1st? Of all the cities in the western hemisphere, he chose to live here.
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Narnia
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posted September 08, 2003 12:07 AM
What is it that bugs you about him? No, it's the OTHER one!
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Da_Goat
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posted September 08, 2003 12:49 AM
After searching through: your nail clippings, your droppings, the hair left over from your last visit to the dentist, the thousands and thousands used Depends, and every inch of your withered, old, body, Ethel, this is the hair curler you were looking for, right? Yes, you can! [ September 08, 2003, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
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Dan_raven
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posted September 08, 2003 12:34 PM
Can I CanCan in the Kahn's Can? Say that five times fast.
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Petra'sDaughter
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posted September 09, 2003 12:46 AM
I shot the city sheriff. Only makes me laugh.
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Dead_Parrot_Horse
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posted September 09, 2003 12:54 AM
Doesn't it hurt to have that spike sticking out of your forehead? I think it would be better if we left that outside.
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Morbo
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posted September 09, 2003 02:01 AM
I'm a newbie, should I start off with calling Bush a nazi, an abortion thread or just name-calling? Why don't you make friends with the door? (da Goat, LMAO! Good one))
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Narnia
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posted September 09, 2003 12:28 PM
Don't you want to be my forever BEST FRIEND?? I'm sorry that it came across that way.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 09, 2003 03:54 PM
Sheesh!!! Could you have put more spin on that thing? Some dogs just aren't good at frisbee.
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Da_Goat
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posted September 09, 2003 04:25 PM
Excuse me, Sir, but why is there a pie tin sticking out of your dog's anus? No, and I'd appreciate it if you'd leave the duck out of it. [ September 09, 2003, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
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Feyd Baron
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posted September 09, 2003 06:05 PM
So we can't call the game "Duck, Duck, Goose"? No no, I think it needs a gander.
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 09, 2003 11:31 PM
Do you think my cement porch goose would look good in this garter belt? Oh, it's just a little porcupine.
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Celtic Flame
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posted September 09, 2003 11:41 PM
What's that stuck in the car grille? I don't care who you are, this a womens only club.
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Petra'sDaughter
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posted September 10, 2003 12:39 AM
I'm Martina Naritolova! Don't you know who I am? *waiting for boos and hisses* Yeah, and I have one just like it.
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 13, 2003 11:16 PM
Do you like my new exclusive one-of-a-kind original designer dress? It was a dog wearing a hat.
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Petra'sDaughter
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posted September 13, 2003 11:59 PM
Ooooh. Is that a new picture of your wife? Little metal bottle tops.
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rivka
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posted September 14, 2003 04:38 AM
Ow! OW! OW!!! WHAT is all over the floor? It's green and fuzzy.
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Raia
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posted September 14, 2003 12:26 PM
Would you like some tea? It's only a few years old... Whenever that happens, I just call my mother.
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rivka
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posted September 15, 2003 02:18 AM
Y'know how sometimes you just really need a hug? Especially when they're sleeping.
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Dan_raven
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posted September 15, 2003 03:05 PM
Its fun roping cats to the railroad tracks, isn't it? That's what I call a spelling mistake.
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Zalmoxis
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posted September 15, 2003 03:11 PM
What did you think of the decision to cast Tori in 90210? It always comes in a clay pot.
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rivka
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posted September 15, 2003 03:55 PM
Where did that Burning thread come from? Shh, they're resting.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 15, 2003 11:00 PM
Wow! Are those real hell spawn? Hmm...cute kids.
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Zalmoxis
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posted September 16, 2003 01:07 AM
I mean, what could be more annoying than perky flight attendants? Cause you can taste it in the water.
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Caleb Varns
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posted September 16, 2003 11:46 AM
How can you be sure that the flea medication came off in the bath? God spelled backwards is dog.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 16, 2003 12:16 PM
Why does the Seminary offer degrees in Veterinary Sciences? Church's Fried Chicken is one.
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Cecily
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posted September 17, 2003 03:45 AM
Can you name the top three free passes into the highest degree of heaven? It could be a little less yellow. [ September 17, 2003, 03:46 AM: Message edited by: Cecily ]
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Dan_raven
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posted September 17, 2003 12:00 PM
How's my nose look today? At least its not brown.
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Caleb Varns
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posted September 17, 2003 01:15 PM
How would YOU like to explain getting alfredo sauce stains all over your boss's underwear? We could always look in the ocean.
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Yebor1
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posted September 17, 2003 01:17 PM
Has anyone seen my virgintiy? With a name like that, second introductions are not required.
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Caleb Varns
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posted September 17, 2003 01:21 PM
Have you been introduced to my maid, Olive Mibody? Yeah, she's great for getting at those hard-to-reach nooks and crevaces.
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Dan_raven
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posted September 17, 2003 01:54 PM
You got a new Proctologist? Turn your head and cough.
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Yebor1
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posted September 17, 2003 01:57 PM
What do you need a towel for? Its all in the reflexes
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littlemissattitude
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posted September 17, 2003 02:15 PM
Hey, what did you kick me for? Spring forward, fall back.
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rivka
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posted September 18, 2003 04:58 AM
How did that fencing move go again? It's all about the chocolate.
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Tieko
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posted September 18, 2003 06:50 AM
What's the secret to your intimate relationships? It just bounced right over!!
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Raia
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posted September 18, 2003 07:56 AM
Your cat fell out of the window AGAIN?!? Please don't do that anymore. (edit: Welcome, Tieko, btw!!! ) [ September 18, 2003, 07:58 AM: Message edited by: Raia ]
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Cecily
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posted September 18, 2003 01:38 PM
So, how does it feel when I jab my finger into your eye repeatedly like this? *jab jab jab* I had no idea that our house was built on an ancient Indian burial ground!
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