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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Caleb Varns
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posted September 18, 2003 02:05 PM
You realize those are SKULLS in the sandbox, not coconuts?
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Dan_raven
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posted September 18, 2003 02:19 PM
What time is a good time for Caleb hunting?
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Caleb Varns
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posted September 18, 2003 02:27 PM
Weren't you headed over to the sperm donor clinic, Dan?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted September 18, 2003 02:32 PM
Does this make me look fat?
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the Professor
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posted September 18, 2003 04:04 PM
Why do you think my new car is a failure?
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 18, 2003 04:53 PM
Quibble? Quib qui,quib quibble quib?
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Tieko
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posted September 18, 2003 06:04 PM
How did you like your in-flight movie?
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Petra'sDaughter
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posted September 18, 2003 08:22 PM
What's this I hear about a wild party with lots of men at your house last night?
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Tieko
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posted September 18, 2003 11:09 PM
Did you know the kids were playing with downed powerlines in the middle of the street?!?!?!
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Cecily
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posted September 19, 2003 12:15 AM
What did you do with all of that leftover sauerkraut from the sauerkraut wrestling match last night?
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dan_parrot
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posted September 19, 2003 05:06 PM
Arrrgh Wench, Where be my ale?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted September 19, 2003 05:49 PM
Don't hurt me! Parley! I'll do what you want!
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Morbo
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posted September 21, 2003 12:32 AM
Would you rather be buried or cremated?
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Raia
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posted September 21, 2003 12:06 PM
So, Morbo, what do you say we go rob a bank, shoot a couple police officers, throw ourselves from the top of the Eiffel Tower, and then, um, if we're still alive, go out to dinner?
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rivka
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posted September 21, 2003 01:04 PM
You do know that you really are adorable, right?
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blacwolve
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posted September 21, 2003 06:54 PM
So, first the white elephants, then what?
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imogen
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posted September 21, 2003 07:57 PM
Honey, what you doing...wait, is that my *sister*?
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Raia
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posted September 21, 2003 08:00 PM
For goodness sakes, won't you leave the cat ALONE!?
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Dan_raven
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posted September 21, 2003 08:05 PM
Why are you giving Woody Allen mouth to mouth?
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unohoo
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posted September 21, 2003 08:41 PM
I can't stand this helplessness, when will you stop whining?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted September 21, 2003 08:45 PM
How many times did you say your computer crashed?[ September 21, 2003, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: Eruve Nandiriel ]
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Da_Goat
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posted September 21, 2003 10:03 PM
Father, was there really a deluge of water covering the Earth, and did a virgin really give birth to the son of God?
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imogen
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posted September 21, 2003 10:32 PM
You worship your god in a kennel?
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Da_Goat
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posted September 22, 2003 02:13 AM
What can I say that will keep your mind off of your belemia (spelling?)?
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Narnia
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posted September 22, 2003 04:05 AM
So you fixed her a candle-lit dinner, got down on one knee, proposed, and she said...?
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Morbo
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posted September 22, 2003 04:14 AM
Then how do you explain the orange poofy dust on your loafers?knew that was going to be my downfall.
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Narnia
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posted September 22, 2003 04:22 AM
Do you expect me to believe that THAT human footprint is yours?? You're a DUCK!
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Narnia
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posted September 24, 2003 01:25 PM
So, how's your day going?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 24, 2003 05:12 PM
Hey Hon, whatever happened to your alter ego?
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Dan_raven
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posted September 24, 2003 05:20 PM
This Just In. The world ended at 2:45am. Do you know that you are all deceased?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted September 24, 2003 05:22 PM
gaa! What do you do when someone posts before you?[ September 24, 2003, 05:23 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Caleb Varns
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posted September 24, 2003 05:36 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but in the end...?
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Narnia
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posted September 24, 2003 05:38 PM
Caleb, what did you say to Fidel Castro to make him cry like that??
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Caleb Varns
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posted September 24, 2003 05:43 PM
I'm sure you've been asked about this a thousand times, but... what's up with your football pads?
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rivka
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posted September 24, 2003 10:24 PM
Why has every other word in your post been replaced with ***s?
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Narnia
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posted September 24, 2003 10:28 PM
Why have you packed so many pickled weiners?
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Celtic Flame
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posted September 24, 2003 10:33 PM
NO! Don't smell my dirty socks!!
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jehovoid
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posted September 24, 2003 10:55 PM
Look at all those poor prunes writhing in agony! Why don't you help them?
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Tieko
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posted September 25, 2003 03:35 AM
How did you keep from loosing the jewels?
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Narnia
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posted September 25, 2003 03:48 AM
So how did you know that the car accident hadn't killed your hamster?
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Morbo
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posted September 25, 2003 05:44 AM
Does your apartment come with any amenities?
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Tieko
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posted September 25, 2003 05:51 AM
What did you spend your $50,000,000 lottery winnings on??
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted September 25, 2003 10:20 AM
Where should I go to pee?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 25, 2003 10:59 AM
Still seeing pink elephants?
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Narnia
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posted September 25, 2003 04:18 PM
Have you heard about the health benefits of eating a clove of garlic a day?
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Dan_raven
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posted September 25, 2003 04:42 PM
So what's Sadaam been up to for the last few months?
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 25, 2003 04:57 PM
Who's that on my grass making daisy chains??
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Sopwith
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posted September 25, 2003 05:29 PM
Is that the eye you were talking about?
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Scythrop
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posted September 25, 2003 06:09 PM
Just been to the doctor. My tests are back.
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rivka
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posted September 25, 2003 06:19 PM
What did you ask that fellow who came to the door?
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