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rivka
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Tell me the truth -- what does this zit look like?

Mt. Kilimanjaro.

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How high are you, like buzzed, or Mt Kilimanjaro, or like "Dude, who I am I?"

Please repeat the question.

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What is there to see in Tanzania?
(you beat me, but I guess it still works)
I thought that was where the devil lived.

[ October 03, 2003, 08:17 AM: Message edited by: ikantspel ]

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Morbo
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What is there to see in Tanzania?

Beats me.

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Ewwwwwww... You always look like a whipped up egg! What does the chef do to you?

Chop them all! CHOP THEM ALL UP GOOD!!!!!

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Morbo
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You'll be reading for the part of Mr. Manson, are you ready?

I was born ready for this part. MWHahahahaha

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We're trying to get you this part where you play a crack-smoking sex-therapist, think you can handle it?

As long as there isn't a goat involved, I'll do anything.

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Well Anna Nicole, will you marry the millionare for his money?

I'll do more than that for enough money.

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You are known as the queen-whore of the universe, therefore what we all want to know is...will you wrestle with Bob Saget in a huge pile of corned beef?

Well, as a thrill seeker I'd have to say yes.

[ October 03, 2003, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: ikantspel ]

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Morbo
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Are you sure you want to share that elevator with Arnold?

I said I would grope you last. I lied.

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What are we going to do now that we're shipwrecked on this tiny island with sheep and monkeys?

You wear it on a string around your neck, silly!

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Morbo
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What the hell am I supposed to do with this smelly shrunken sheep's head you brought back from the island?

It's a good luck charm.

[ October 06, 2003, 11:12 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Why do you always have a chip on your shoulder?

Hell hath no fury like a Hoover upright vacuum with Advanced HEPA filtering.

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rivka
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I think my vacuum cleaner is possessed! What do you think?

There's clean, and then there's letting-the-baby-crawl-on-it clean.

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Why haven't you brought your cute little son to come visit us?

Nobody thought of doing it in purple.

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Morbo
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What is so original about your algebra website, anyway?

Our homework section is subtitled "How to suck up to your teacher."

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Your new teacher made the class give her a foot massage and a manicure--what kind of homework will you have in THAT class?

An object lesson in survival.

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What would you call somebody setting you up the bomb?

Man! I told him to move every zig!

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Why do I see only the Zags?

Don't look directly into the light.

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Morbo
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I'm a goner, any last minute tips?

Move away from the light, Carol Anne!

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What does the over-domineering parent say when her child is slipping into the next life?

For now, just reading about it will suffice.

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Here is the heathen text. Shall I shred it and burn it and scatter the ashes across the earth before its blasphemous talk of love and peace and compassion take root?

Wow, I could have had a V8.

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Narnia
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Did you know that they've discovered that you can eat all the sodium you want and it won't make a difference?

We're almost at 100 pages!

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What will Narnia say after another 197 posts?

Lime Jello.

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What do you fear more than fear itself?

It's a bit rusty.

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You stopped using the chainmesh diaper?



Just grab and twist.

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The Rabbit
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How do you defend yourself against a rapist?

twenty four miles

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rivka
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What was it you were calling "not quite a marathon"?

Don't make me stop this thread!

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Haha. I won't ask a question here.

What are you going to do about it? Nothing, just as I thought.

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Will you please stop posting nude photos of me on the internet?

Because even though it has a cool bass beat, "Testicles Don't Grow Back" isn't the kind of song you should listen to. Ever.

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Frisco
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Why won't you play John Bobbit's new album on your fishing show?


You could fix that with a screwdriver.

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Do you have anything for a hangover?

You ask me again and I'll nail your feet to the floor.

[ October 08, 2003, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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rivka
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Muppet, you're a guy, right?

One and one make two, two and two make four . . .

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What do you remember from first grade math?

I'd bust some caps!

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Frisco
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A headwear destroying spree? What would you do?



I thought it would be warmer.

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So, what do you think of the post-nuclear-holocaust world?

Here, kitty, kitty.

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So, what's with the harpoon and season salt?



I could do it all night if I had the money.

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Did you hear about the new 24-hr wishing well?

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...

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Have you seen the first draft of the Sermon on the Mount?

My main concern is where did you leave the loaves?

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Don't worry. I used leaves to wipe.



Bob should know better.

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Why are you a member of the Church of the Sub-Genius?

To fight the nefarious Anti-Bob.

[ October 09, 2003, 11:23 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Why have you formed the church of Bob?

Not until you hand over that toothbrush!

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(oops, too late)

Gimme all your gold teeth!

It was the last thing I could find in the junk drawer...

[ October 09, 2003, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]

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What are you doing with that model Chinese boat?

Float! Float, I tell you! FLOAT!

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Why'd you send your root beer back?


Your words mean nothing to me!

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Wy donc lo fisnt piwn nwe dols nud?

I think you should take him seriously this time.

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Does that mime have a gun?!


Wow. Didn't see THAT coming.

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Geez!! Was that a bumble bee that just ran into your forehead?

Yes, and there were still four blue elephants waiting around.

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Boy, after the Republican convention ended everyone sure was looking sad, weren't they?

I'm only telling you this because I think your self-esteem could use it.

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The porn queen did That?

Well ya know computers are capable of many things.

[Hat]

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