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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Narnia
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posted October 14, 2003 07:26 PM
Can I pet your pretty pet bunny rabbit?
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Julie
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posted October 14, 2003 07:30 PM
What do you think of that woman who actually lives in South Dakota?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted October 14, 2003 08:20 PM
What's the name of the new support group for cocoa addicts?
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rivka
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posted October 14, 2003 08:58 PM
I hear your car got totalled when your tire suddenly wore out. Is it true you're selling off the parts?
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 14, 2003 09:48 PM
What did the arachnid do when it wanted to discover for itself where the dihydrogen monoxide came from inside the tap?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 15, 2003 04:45 PM
Hey, how's your Yugo doing?
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rivka
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posted October 15, 2003 04:56 PM
Do you have a slogan for "Y Preservation Week"?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted October 15, 2003 05:03 PM
What are you doing with that $1500 stereo system?
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Sopwith
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posted October 15, 2003 05:54 PM
So what happened when he touched the ejector seat button?
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Shareem
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posted October 15, 2003 06:25 PM
You, in the white dinner jacket and John Deere cap, I'm Dr. Evil, who are you?told her!!
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted October 15, 2003 08:26 PM
Why did you let Cheryl get hit by that bus? Don't you know the green light means 'go'?
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Frisco
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posted October 15, 2003 08:57 PM
That was great. Wanna cuddle?
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 16, 2003 01:51 AM
Don't you think that purchasing the empire state building, a $15,000 computer and digital surroundsound speakers, a diamond encrusted Rolex, and a brown and white cow is a bit excessive?
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T_Smith
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posted October 16, 2003 01:54 AM
Is it possible that your credit card company just randomly decided to bill you for AOL?
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rivka
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posted October 16, 2003 01:59 AM
What do you think of this offer I got in the mail to buy a plot in the Sahara?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 16, 2003 02:47 PM
(Girl in my office is named Cheri. Must make thoughts be clean. OK, now I'll try one)
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Narnia
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posted October 16, 2003 07:14 PM
Please please PLEASE won't you delete the last post thread?
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The Rabbit
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posted October 16, 2003 07:18 PM
How would you respond to a man kneeling at your feet with a toupee in his teeth?
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 16, 2003 09:09 PM
Uh...wanna watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat?
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Frisco
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posted October 16, 2003 09:17 PM
Are you wearing deodorant today?[ October 16, 2003, 09:18 PM: Message edited by: Frisco ]
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted October 16, 2003 09:18 PM
Did you put your thinking cap on today?
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Frisco
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posted October 16, 2003 09:20 PM
How much longer until the next drone gets his turn to impregnate the queen?
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rivka
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posted October 16, 2003 10:08 PM
Would you please turn that right side up?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 17, 2003 12:54 PM
After we remove the lawyers fees, the consultant fees, the agency fees, and the lobbyist fees, how much of that 27 Billion will actually make it to Iraq for reconstruction?
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Caleb Varns
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posted October 17, 2003 02:27 PM
Howard Dean wants to tackle WHAT?
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jeniwren
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posted October 17, 2003 02:29 PM
What did Michael Jackson say after a particularly indulgent shopping trip?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 17, 2003 02:35 PM
Hey, What can I do for my country?
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Julie
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posted October 19, 2003 01:32 PM
So, dude, why'd did you go to the sorting hat to find out who will win the Superbowl?
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littlemissattitude
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posted October 19, 2003 02:14 PM
Are you trying to get someone to call the DEA on you?
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 19, 2003 03:00 PM
Have you decided whether you are going to use force to displace something right now?
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Julie
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posted October 19, 2003 05:17 PM
What happened to the sandwich I left in the fridge with the "Please Do Not Eat" sign on it?
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Black Mage
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posted October 19, 2003 05:37 PM
Hey, which way to the secret military base?
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Scythrop
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posted October 19, 2003 05:44 PM
How'd you get that tattoo on your butt?
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Frisco
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posted October 19, 2003 05:47 PM
Are you sure you still want to be with me...even with third degree burns covering 95% of my body?
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Julie
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posted October 19, 2003 05:50 PM
What'd you think about that plot twist at the end of the dictionary?
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Scott R
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posted October 19, 2003 05:57 PM
How did you get over your diarrhea?
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Julie
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posted October 19, 2003 06:07 PM
Could I borrow your fire truck if I promise to give it back when I finish bathing the dolphin I bought in Cuba?
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rayne
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posted October 19, 2003 10:37 PM
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound? Or - does anything I do in life really make any difference?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 20, 2003 03:43 PM
What makes you think she knows?
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rivka
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posted October 20, 2003 03:53 PM
You look surprised by her comment that 75% of all jatraqueros are AI programs. Why?
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jehovoid
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posted October 20, 2003 05:36 PM
So what's the new Girl Scout ad campaign?
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Caleb Varns
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posted October 20, 2003 05:45 PM
Would anybody care to explain to me why Ralphie the Spankmistress is so damned popular?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted October 20, 2003 05:51 PM
So what's the setting you're working on for NaNoWriMo?
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The Wiggin
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posted October 20, 2003 05:52 PM
You want me to put that where?
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Scythrop
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posted October 20, 2003 06:43 PM
Can you tell me how to find my iguana?
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Julie
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posted October 20, 2003 06:54 PM
So how do I get rid of the bum I found living in my closet?
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Frisco
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posted October 20, 2003 07:28 PM
Interesting dish...you say you learned to cook in Utah?
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 20, 2003 10:53 PM
Why are there seven wet otters in your car?
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JeweledHeart
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posted October 20, 2003 11:44 PM
And what do I do once I have finished the bottle of vicodin?
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 21, 2003 12:25 AM
You say you like to contribute to the 'Mr. Funny wants a new computer' fund?
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