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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Frisco
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posted October 21, 2003 05:42 AM
How often do you like to use contractions? It's a lot bigger than it was last time.
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The Wiggin
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posted October 21, 2003 10:41 AM
Is that what I think it is? A poodle playing polka.
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Dan_raven
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posted October 21, 2003 12:29 PM
Thank's for your concise definition of the KKK, now what is this PPP? I've got to go wee. WEEEEEEEEE!
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted October 21, 2003 12:34 PM
How did you feel after seeing that squirrel cartoon? Gonads and strife. Gonads and Strife!!!
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Dan_raven
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posted October 21, 2003 12:36 PM
Do you know a good Law Firm? Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.
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Caleb Varns
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posted October 21, 2003 12:45 PM
To be honest, you look more European than Native American to me--which Indian tribes did you say you were from? The Oakland Raiders.
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The Wiggin
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posted October 21, 2003 02:00 PM
Who did you say was staying the night? Give that cow a lapdance.
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jehovoid
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posted October 21, 2003 03:05 PM
What advice did Charlotte give the pig to make him really popular on the farm? Low in cholesterol, high in fun!
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The Wiggin
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posted October 21, 2003 03:07 PM
What did you say was good about Hatrack? Don't do that to a duck. He won't like it.
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 21, 2003 09:45 PM
What do you say we dress him up in orange and black? Yeah, she hit the lightpole again!
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The Wiggin
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posted October 22, 2003 12:46 AM
did sarah break her fist? Just kiss the goat.
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The Wiggin
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posted October 22, 2003 12:47 AM
did sarah break her fist? Just kiss the goat.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 22, 2003 01:28 AM
Are you sure this will make my warts go away? He put it in the back of his truck and drove it to Winnemucca.
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Frisco
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posted October 22, 2003 07:37 AM
Not that I'm complaining, but where did Utah go? Only because it was on sale.
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Caleb Varns
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posted October 22, 2003 08:58 AM
I'm assuming you had a good reason for buying Michael Bolton's entire collection? Admit it, you're a fan of the New Kids on the Block.
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Dan_raven
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posted October 22, 2003 03:22 PM
What possible deep dark secret could you possibly hold over my head? Blackmail is an ugly word, appropriate, but ugly.
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The Rabbit
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posted October 22, 2003 05:15 PM
What is the proper word to describe soot incrusted armor? Small round ears and an invisable tail.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted October 22, 2003 05:25 PM
what does your imaginary friend look like? I don't really know, but we're close. Definetely close. [ October 22, 2003, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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jehovoid
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posted October 22, 2003 05:58 PM
Do you know how to spell "definitely?" Yeah, pretty cute, eh?
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Frisco
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posted October 22, 2003 06:06 PM
Your new girlfriend...she has a very pronounced Adam's Apple and very large hands... You should have seen what happened to the other half!
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted October 22, 2003 06:10 PM
Why is there half of an arrow sticking out of your ? I started the 100th page! I am the coolest! [ October 22, 2003, 06:12 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Frisco
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posted October 22, 2003 06:31 PM
Do you really think you deserve to be cryogenically frozen? It was great, up until the point where I caught on fire.
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Black Mage
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posted October 22, 2003 06:35 PM
Did you enjoy your little joy ride? Personally? I think nike shoes and grape or strawberry jelly works best.
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Julie
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posted October 22, 2003 08:33 PM
What do you suggest to get rid of my nose bleed? It smells cold. [ October 22, 2003, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: Julie ]
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Frisco
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posted October 23, 2003 07:10 AM
Are you sniffing that icicle, or is your tongue stuck? It's okay. I used the insanity defense.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 25, 2003 11:38 PM
What kind of prison term will you get for breaking into the assylum and letting all the patients escape? You could make it a little easier for us.
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Morbo
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posted October 26, 2003 03:28 AM
Well, recruit, I suppose you want me and the other drill sergeants to bring you breakfast is bed while you're still in your jammies? Gee, Sarge, that'd be nice!
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JonnyNotSoBravo
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posted October 26, 2003 03:36 AM
How do you feel about marching the platoon off a 40 foot cliff today? That's why I'm sitting here in the dark.
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rivka
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posted October 26, 2003 02:07 PM
Do you realize how many clocks you'll need to change when you wake up in the morning? But I'm not tired!
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:Locke
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posted October 26, 2003 04:32 PM
If it starts getting chapped, stop! My raccoon fetish has nothing to do with it.
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wieczorek
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posted October 26, 2003 05:00 PM
What are these striped g-strings doing in your kitchen drawer? That would be me.
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Dan_raven
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posted October 26, 2003 07:40 PM
Who's the strangest of them all? Oooh, Oooh, Pick me Mr. Kot-tear.
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unohoo
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posted October 26, 2003 07:47 PM
Lessee, who can I get to clean the sewage screens, all 29 of them? The fiords are the best part.
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Morbo
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posted October 26, 2003 11:21 PM
Did you like the Hitchikers' Guide to the Galaxy? I'm a big boy now!
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imogen
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posted October 26, 2003 11:38 PM
So, you've graduated to pull-up diapers? Cloth beats plastic any day.
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JonnyNotSoBravo
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posted October 26, 2003 11:50 PM
What material do you want your Depends made out of? But I don't like shots!
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Da_Goat
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posted October 27, 2003 12:41 AM
Welcome to the Kevorkian Hotline. Would you prefer a needle or a gun? So, from this, I can assume you're somehow involved in a French movement to rename Escargo "American Fries" as an apology to the Americans. [ October 27, 2003, 12:42 AM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
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imogen
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posted October 27, 2003 12:49 AM
What do you think of the newly renamed Arc de Triumph Operation Iraqi Freedom? I'm telling you, they didn't win!
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Dan_raven
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posted October 27, 2003 05:26 PM
Go CUBS! Go CUBS! CUBS RULE! Florida? So what.
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rivka
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posted October 27, 2003 06:38 PM
Did you hear that Australia's drunken crawl removed part of the U.S. coastline? Stop it! That tickles.
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Julie
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posted October 27, 2003 06:49 PM
What did you say when the shark was biting off your toes? TV can never lie!
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The Wiggin
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posted October 28, 2003 01:50 AM
Did you see that fake news show about zobies? Don't play with that alligator.
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Morbo
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posted October 28, 2003 02:20 AM
Kids!...C'mon, gather round the bonfire. . .OK, Lefty, Stumpy, Peg-leg, you other boys and girls, what'd we learn this week at Everglades summer camp? Awwww, ma, we were just teasing!
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Dan_raven
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posted October 28, 2003 04:47 PM
Ma, "Get your pants on you stupid Maytag Repairman. Didn't you here the kids screaming that Pa was home?" Please don't squeeze the Charmin.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 28, 2003 08:26 PM
Wanna wedgie, Mr. Whipple? It was stuck to the bottom of his shoe when he went out.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 28, 2003 09:51 PM
What did God do with my soul THIS time? The evil puppet did it.
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Dan_raven
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posted October 29, 2003 03:33 PM
Who ravished Ms. Piggy? Talk about a stick in the mud.
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Narnia
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posted October 29, 2003 08:40 PM
Hey, how about we DELETE the last post thread?? Yeah, but I've decided that I'll never forgive you.
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 30, 2003 01:06 AM
I'm so sorry! I accidentally recycled your soda can collection! Is that OK with you? Yes. No. Maybe.
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Dan_raven
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posted October 30, 2003 11:33 AM
How did you vote in the California Recall election? Step 1, burn the state down so we can start over.
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