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Frisco
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How often do you like to use contractions?



It's a lot bigger than it was last time.

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The Wiggin
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Is that what I think it is?

A poodle playing polka.

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Thank's for your concise definition of the KKK, now what is this PPP?

I've got to go wee. WEEEEEEEEE!

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How did you feel after seeing that squirrel cartoon?

Gonads and strife. Gonads and Strife!!!

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Do you know a good Law Firm?

Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.

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To be honest, you look more European than Native American to me--which Indian tribes did you say you were from?

The Oakland Raiders.

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The Wiggin
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Who did you say was staying the night?

Give that cow a lapdance.

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What advice did Charlotte give the pig to make him really popular on the farm?

Low in cholesterol, high in fun!

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The Wiggin
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What did you say was good about Hatrack?

Don't do that to a duck. He won't like it.

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What do you say we dress him up in orange and black?

Yeah, she hit the lightpole again!

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The Wiggin
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did sarah break her fist?

Just kiss the goat.

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The Wiggin
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did sarah break her fist?

Just kiss the goat.

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Are you sure this will make my warts go away?

He put it in the back of his truck and drove it to Winnemucca.

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Frisco
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Not that I'm complaining, but where did Utah go?


Only because it was on sale.

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Caleb Varns
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I'm assuming you had a good reason for buying Michael Bolton's entire collection?

Admit it, you're a fan of the New Kids on the Block.

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What possible deep dark secret could you possibly hold over my head?

Blackmail is an ugly word, appropriate, but ugly.

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What is the proper word to describe soot incrusted armor?

Small round ears and an invisable tail.

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what does your imaginary friend look like?

I don't really know, but we're close. Definetely close.

[ October 22, 2003, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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Do you know how to spell "definitely?"

Yeah, pretty cute, eh?

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Frisco
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Your new girlfriend...she has a very pronounced Adam's Apple and very large hands...


You should have seen what happened to the other half!

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Why is there half of an arrow sticking out of your [Blushing] ?

I started the 100th page! I am the coolest!

[ October 22, 2003, 06:12 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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Frisco
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Do you really think you deserve to be cryogenically frozen?


It was great, up until the point where I caught on fire.

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Black Mage
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Did you enjoy your little joy ride?

Personally? I think nike shoes and grape or strawberry jelly works best.

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What do you suggest to get rid of my nose bleed?

It smells cold.

[ October 22, 2003, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: Julie ]

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Frisco
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Are you sniffing that icicle, or is your tongue stuck?


It's okay. I used the insanity defense.

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What kind of prison term will you get for breaking into the assylum and letting all the patients escape?

You could make it a little easier for us.

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Morbo
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Well, recruit, I suppose you want me and the other drill sergeants to bring you breakfast is bed while you're still in your jammies?

Gee, Sarge, that'd be nice!

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How do you feel about marching the platoon off a 40 foot cliff today?

That's why I'm sitting here in the dark.

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Do you realize how many clocks you'll need to change when you wake up in the morning?

But I'm not tired!

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If it starts getting chapped, stop!

My raccoon fetish has nothing to do with it.

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What are these striped g-strings doing in your kitchen drawer?

That would be me.

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Who's the strangest of them all?

Oooh, Oooh, Pick me Mr. Kot-tear.

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Lessee, who can I get to clean the sewage screens, all 29 of them?

The fiords are the best part.

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Morbo
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Did you like the Hitchikers' Guide to the Galaxy?

I'm a big boy now!

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So, you've graduated to pull-up diapers?

Cloth beats plastic any day.

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What material do you want your Depends made out of?

But I don't like shots!

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Welcome to the Kevorkian Hotline. Would you prefer a needle or a gun?

So, from this, I can assume you're somehow involved in a French movement to rename Escargo "American Fries" as an apology to the Americans.

[ October 27, 2003, 12:42 AM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]

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What do you think of the newly renamed Arc de Triumph Operation Iraqi Freedom?

I'm telling you, they didn't win!

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Go CUBS! Go CUBS! CUBS RULE!

Florida? So what.

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Did you hear that Australia's drunken crawl removed part of the U.S. coastline?

Stop it! That tickles.

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What did you say when the shark was biting off your toes?

TV can never lie!

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Did you see that fake news show about zobies?

Don't play with that alligator.

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Kids!...C'mon, gather round the bonfire. . .OK, Lefty, Stumpy, Peg-leg, you other boys and girls, what'd we learn this week at Everglades summer camp?

Awwww, ma, we were just teasing!

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Dan_raven
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Ma, "Get your pants on you stupid Maytag Repairman. Didn't you here the kids screaming that Pa was home?"

Please don't squeeze the Charmin.

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Wanna wedgie, Mr. Whipple?

It was stuck to the bottom of his shoe when he went out.

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What did God do with my soul THIS time?

The evil puppet did it.

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Dan_raven
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Who ravished Ms. Piggy?

Talk about a stick in the mud.

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Narnia
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Hey, how about we DELETE the last post thread??

Yeah, but I've decided that I'll never forgive you.

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I'm so sorry! I accidentally recycled your soda can collection! Is that OK with you?

Yes. No. Maybe.

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How did you vote in the California Recall election?

Step 1, burn the state down so we can start over.

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