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Leto II
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Just wanted to say: Second page!

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Ralphie
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I'm checking to see if I have enough talent to get Tom Freaking Davidson back in here.

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Ralphie
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Apparently not.

My system just freaked out, and while I was trying to log back on everyone bolted - goobers.

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Ralphie
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John - You. Me. Parachat. Bring beer.

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Ralphie
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Ahh...unemployment.

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Ralphie
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Dante - I see you. Don't fight it. You don't not know the power of the dark side.

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Frisco
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You talk to yourself almost as often as I do.

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Ralphie
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Yes. You are very funny.

Get in parachat.

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Ralphie
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Okay, Mack. You've sirened me.

As for anyone else, you must be able to identify what is wrong this sentence for me to not bonk you repeatedly should you show up in the parachat:

OMG!!!! ppls i think i just ran into thsi 1 grl and she was so great i think she liked me but i'm not suer shuld i ask her out ? i just dont now... oh great now everybudy thinks im indisisive oh well HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And remember, I bonk with the strength of twenty nerf-bats.

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Maethoriell
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I think I'm glad I didn't understand most of that....ASk her for coffee, then you could talk some more. Or for more ideas, go and read some chicken soup for the teenage soul.

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Ralphie
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Thank you, Maethoriell, I think I will ask her to coffee. It's... it's just been so long since I've been in a serious relationship with a woman.

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Ralphie
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Dante - It seems the connection failed. Thanks for the chat. You are one super-crunchy, groovy, hot-diggidy-dog mormon party favor.

Don't go tellin' youself you're anything less.

edit: it's back on, but if you aren't in here in a few minutes, Goodnight!

[This message has been edited by Ralphie (edited July 15, 2002).]

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Leto II
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*ahem*

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Ralphie
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Okay, okay. Just a sec...

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Ralphie
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Because everybody needs a little Spankalita to unwind with.

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Maethoriell
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er.....Welcome...I won't sak what that spankalita thing is. I think I'm better not knowing.

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Ralphie
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Aunt Mae - Click "chat" on the header, enter your name and join the chat.

It's really not all that complicated, kiddo.

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Maethoriell
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Yes, I am a kid...POWER TO THE CHILDREN!!

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Ralphie
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I forget how to be mean - that radiation half lobotomized me.

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Ralphie
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Dante - Same Bat time, same Bat channel?

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Ralphie
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Frisco, you loser, get in the parachat.

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Ralphie
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(Reference above post)

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Ralphie
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I was abandoned!

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Ralphie
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Filled with sireny goodness.

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Ralphie
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Xavier! I see you, bucko. Get in parachat, pronto.

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Xavier
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Sorry Ralphie, my road-runner is down so with dial-up I pretty much just check the threads, post, then come back a few hours later. I must have missed your call. Its been an interesting couple of days for me though. I'll tell ya about it next time you are in chat.

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Ralphie
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That's okay, sweetie. Check your e-mail, though. I sent you something that I don't think you've received, yet.

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Ralphie
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Storm Saxon is a big poopy-head and no body likes him.

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Frisco
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<---not avoiding Ralphie. Parachat not working for me. You?

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Ralphie
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Yeah, workin' for me, baby. But I'm Queen of Parachat. It does as I bid.

I've just bid it to accept thee. Try again.

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Frisco
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Bid it again...it still frowns upon my entering.

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LadyDove
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Frisco- I hit "connect" 5 times and it let me in on the 6th time.

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Ralphie
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Dante? ::coughs delicately::

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Frisco
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RALPHIE!::clears throat obnoxiously::

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jehovoid
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I can only assume that Ralphie made this thread out of jealousy for Slash's longer and older one.

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Human
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I am calling yooooooouu...

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Fossil
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Everyone! To the Chat!
(runs away and waits)

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Ralphie
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Anybody who's anybody is in the chat.

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Frisco
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COME AND GET IT!!!

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Human
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Hello. My name is Human. You killed my Dobie. Prepare to die.

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Ralphie
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:: presses fingers to temples ::

Channeling all insomniacs...

[Yes, I had to edit that. You still wish you were as cool as me.]

[This message has been edited by Ralphie (edited July 26, 2002).]

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Human
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Come one, come alL!

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Ralphie
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Ralphie Lovin' - in a can!

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Mister Spim
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I would like to mention that Ralphie is drunk in the chat room, and you should all come into it to see the amazing drunk Ralphie.

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Ralphie
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Mr. Spim is a big, stinky liar who will roast in hell for all eternity for his slanderous ways.

Mr. Spim makes the Lord sad.

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Mister Spim
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Unfortunately, Ralphie is too drunk to interpret the Lord's emotions or the reasons for them

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Ralphie
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Before you roast in hell for all eternity, Spim, perhaps you should rub this marinade all over you and hit yourself repeatedly with a meat tenderizer. That way your deliciously roasted flesh can work for the benefit of mankind, not against it.

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Mister Spim
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I would, but it is far too hard to reach the marinade and tenderizer while this room is so full of empty vodka bottles (which you drank, because you are drunk).

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Ralphie
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And, yet, my spelling is impeccable.

*burp*

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Ralphie
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