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jehovoid
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Entranced with a New Navel

(I coulda done something about belly-button rings, but I find them disgusting.)

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How exactly does God help you? Or does he at all?

How exactly does Dog help you? Or does he at all?

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There are nudes, and then there are nudes

There are dudes, and then there are dudes

that would have been such a cool dobie. Now it will fade into obscurity. *sigh*

[ October 13, 2003, 07:15 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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The Rabbit
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Help! Paul ate a bad date!

Original: Help! Paul had a bad date!

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Hey, what happened to the

"Need a ( .Y. ), take a ( .Y. ), have a ( .Y. ), leave a ( .Y. )" thread?

I forget who posted it...was it Scott?

I could definitely use more of those than I could hugs.

[ October 18, 2003, 03:08 AM: Message edited by: Frisco ]

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Perhaps they were persuaded to delete it?
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Its worth a shot:
Post Your Bets on the new Hatrack Carriage!
Orignal: Post Your Bets on the new Hatrack Marriage!

[ October 21, 2003, 11:51 AM: Message edited by: The Wiggin ]

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Mr.Funny
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Slugs: 5 cents. The slugger is In

Original: Hugs: 5 cents. The hugger is In

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Help with a survey

Help with a scurvy dog, that is. ARRRGGGGG!

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Lets talk apostrophes!

Lets talk obesity!

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Good News for Dioramas

Original

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jehovoid
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Online descriptions of people

For Bob's illustrious One line descriptions of people

(Welcome to 2004, Dobie Thread Thread)

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Papa Moose
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One of the problems when one Dobies a thread that's six months old is that whether one's link is funnier or not doesn't seem to matter. There should be a rule that any Dobie must be posted within a specific time-frame from the time the original thread is posted, and at the rate this forum moves, it should be a short time. Maybe a few hours.

But I still think you're among the funniest on the board, Jeff. Possibly in the number one spot, in fact.

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Papa Moose
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Anybody else Caucasian tonight?

[Edit -- whoops. Original thread: Anybody else Caucusing tonight?]

[ January 19, 2004, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: Papa Moose ]

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favorite protagonists

favorite proctologists

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Good thing I checked here before posting . . .
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Yeah, it would've been a real pain in the ass if you'd both posted that one.
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Man Hauling Trailer

Van Helsing Trailer

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Papa Moose
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Dental instruments whirring...

Original: Dental insurance whining...

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Question? Is this a big liberal broad?

Original: Question? Is this a big liberal board?

[ January 21, 2004, 04:13 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]

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jehovoid
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A pubic service announcement

Original: A public service announcement

Okay, so this one's a little low-brow, and the thread is an "old" one, but I had to post something so that I could say a few things:

Good rule, Papa Moose. Woops on my part. T. Analog Kid's was actually a little more artful than mine because he used the thread that he was Dobie-ing as the url for the Dobie. How often is that possible?

And Jon Boy, I woulda done the same thing except I couldn't find a good picture of Rosie ODonnell. You know, the one where she's got that butch haircut and she looks angry and hungry at the same time. That would've been pretty funny too.

[ January 22, 2004, 03:41 PM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]

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Papa Moose, that was just cruel!

LOL

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jehovoid
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I have to reformat this one to more thoroughly Dobie the target thread:

Dobie thread title: Will breeding save the masses?
Dobie thread post: Mexico City thinks so.

Original thread: Will reading save the masses?

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pooka
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[The Wave] Jev [The Wave]
I am giving you the most offensive feedback I can think of.

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jehovoid
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That's definitely near the mark. However, the most offensive feedback is often no feedback at all.
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Original: Look at my webpage please!

Dobie: Look at my wedgie please!

[ January 24, 2004, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: lcarus ]

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Original:Pay for College Education, Parental duty?

Dobie: Pray for College Education, Parental Duty?

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Fun with Entymology:

A little while ago, I realized that I use the phase "roly poly" to refer to isopods, and since then I was curious I looked up pill bug.

quote:
NOUN:
Also called wood louse. also called regionally Regional doodlebug. 1. A small terrestrial isopod crustacean of the genus Armadillidium closely related to the sow bug and having a convex, segmented, flexible body enabling it to curl into a ball when disturbed. In this sense also called roly-poly. 2. A sow bug. In both senses also called slater.

USAGE NOTE:
Many people, especially science teachers, like to make a distinction between pill bugs and sow bugs. According to this usage, a pill bug, or roly-poly, is a terrestrial isopod crustacean whose segmented body gives it the ability to curl up into a ball when disturbed. A sow bug is any of several similar looking creatures that lack this ability. In popular usage, however, the names pill bug and sow bug, along with a number of other popular names, are used to refer to any of these tiny segmented crustaceans that are often mistaken for insects.

Anyone else have fun entymology stuff to share?
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Good one.
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Is this really appropriate for a school paper? - Warning, this has a dolt theme

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Is this really appropriate for a school paper? - Warning, this has an adult theme

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Good DOG, OSC...
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Original: Ender Burning???

Dobie: Eden Burning???

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Papa Moose
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Original: Cool link

Cool ink
Coo link
Kuhl, Inc.
Cruel link
Cool Link

I just couldn't decide.

--Pop

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Should kids & teens have sex ed.?

Should kids & teens have sex, Ed?

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Original: You know how some people just really need an ass kicking?

You know how some people just really need an ass kissing?

ass: [Kiss]

[ March 15, 2004, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: MEC ]

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Papa Moose
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Biology is homosexual (for this guy, I guess)

Orig: Homosexuality is biological

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Maybe people could keep it to a single thread again....
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*remembers fondly his newbie days of dobie-making*

*knows those days are at an end*

The rate they're going today, they will likely dobie this thread!

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You damn right!
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Papa Moose
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This thread was dobied many times when it was first made. A Dobie of a thread that is almost two years old will not be funny. Ever.

And yet it happens....

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quote:
Maybe people could keep it to a single thread again....
Papa Moose,

Already attempted something of the sort in the English Boffins thread.

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*hangs head in shame*

Shameful...very shameful, but oh so fun.

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Tammy,

Don't let the criticism get you down.

Who really knows what they'll do when confronted with this dilemma:

"Dobie or not dobie?"

This is the stuff that classics are made of.

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I wanted to add Kingdom of Loafing.
But I'm too lazy to find a link.

At this rate, we can expect "Bling"dom of Loathing.

Edit: Usually I wouldn't correct such a small typo, but with Dobies it has to be clear what the pun is supposed to be.

[ June 22, 2004, 05:39 PM: Message edited by: pooka ]

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Ah ha! A classic!
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quote:
Don't let the criticism get you down.

Oh I'm not.

Everyone has to do it... at least once.

*still giggling*

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I want to dobie that Hobbes thread but I can't think of anything. Well, nothing that doesn't involve "booty". And I think I've used up my demerits for the month.
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I thought of this dobie and found the link but I just couldn't post it on the board by itself. Discretion would dictate not posting it at all but I am juvenile enough to ignore that decent thought.

Potentially offensive link. Nudity involved, do not open if easily squicked.

My fat is reproducing in the downstairs bathroom...

[ July 10, 2004, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]

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Ewwww

definitely not "artistic nudity" [Eek!]

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Bumped for newcomers
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