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I'm a Wizard Bachelor. I don't need no stinkin' sleep, you silly Wench. That's OK, we'll take care of the other half-dozen lives tomorrow. Ultimate Fighting Championship is on.
And Avardu, try the vegetarian minestrone soup! I hear it's really good. *snicker*
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Into the wild woods we go Hiking uphill, through sleet and snow Here and there the wind will blow So into the wild woods we go
Signs will lie, grass on paths will grow But still we trust that which we know Ignore the blisters on your toe Into the wild woods we go.
Into the wild woods we go Hiking uphill, through sleet and snow Here and there the wind will blow So into the wild woods we go
We can't rest, things are racing past If we want to win, we must be fast Above all else, we can't be last The woods look like they'll be a blast
Into the wild woods we go Hiking uphill, through sleet and snow Here and there the wind will blow So into the wild woods we go
Pushing ourselves as hard as we can Trying to feel like we're more like a man If we get there its because we ran Through the woods we'll go, if we can
Into the wild woods we go Hiking uphill, through sleet and snow Here and there the wind will blow So into the wild woods we go
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The hill has died, all flattened over Plains are there, now rock where flower Once grew. A Huge black smoking tower Has drained the last of my power
Over stoney plain I travel A sad sad story to unravel The judge, I hear him banging gavel For him over stoney plain I travel
The hill has died, all flattened over Plains are there, now rock where flower Once grew. A Huge black smoking tower Has drained the last of my power
Two hearts now one, I must prevail If the other heart should fail One will aloud to mountains wail. The tower has become my jail.
The hill has died, all flattened over Plains are there, now rock where flower Once grew. A Huge black smoking tower Has drained the last of my power
I drained myself, nearly pushed too hard A weary body dropped the gaurd Then ran inside and played a card But fell short just by a yard.
The hill has died, all flattened over Plains are there, now rock where flower Once grew. A Huge black smoking tower Has drained the last of my power
Theives and lies, words fill the air All alone, where is my pair I battled monsters, but lost my care Till the second heart was there
The hill has died, all flattened over Plains are there, now rock where flower Once grew. A Huge black smoking tower Has drained the last of my power
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Well! The Wizards have moved out to a new tower! What shall we do with the Wizards' Basement, dear ladies?
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Nothing, wench. We still own the basement, which is hereafter referred to as the Wizard's Bachelor Pad. Also Stud Central. And Cool Club.
We've just decided that, occassionally, we need a break from all the girliness and sissyfication rampant near our basement. It's not contagious but damned if it ain't annoying! Your stupid bubble-baths leak through the floor, did you ever think of that?!
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I think we should covert them to rooms where some of our guests will feel comfortable.
Leave one corner dark and cave-like for the dwarves. For the Rangers, give them a cozy fire and a bunch of animal skins and cloaks to wrap up in and sleep and they're happy.
Faramir and his crew are a tad more sophisticated - they would actually prefer beds.
As for the elves, ask Legolas to help you with the decorating. He was raised in the underground elven halls in Mirkwood, he's got some great ideas for setting things up so it doesn't feel oppressive to the elves. Haldir and his crew will probably still prefer not to sleep down there - Lorien elves tend to be rather claustrophic, comes from all that sleeping in trees they do.
The Rivendell twins will be fine though, they used to spend summers at Mirkwood. If there isn't room for them, I've got some extra sleeping space in my room.
On the floor. They can sleep on the floor in my room.
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*snickers, and quickly leaves several burning pipes in the room. This quickly overpowers the girly aroma, replacing it with good old Southfarthing leaf*
*dumps out lilacs, uses vase as a spitoon and trashcan*
*redecorates the cleaned room with swimsuit calendars and Andrew Dice Clay quotes*
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::comes into the tavern, grabs her favorite stool, and refuses to budge::
I missed this place!!!!
::runs around hugging all the other wenches and the honorary wenches tightly::
School's out in one more week. Which means that 6 school days and 7 exams from now I'm temporarily free!!!!!!! Posts: 1548 | Registered: Aug 2002
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Ugh! I need an Honorary Wench to haul these Orc-draught 6-packs over to the Wizard's Tower. But leave the empty cans here. I'm sure Gimli can figure out a way to recycle them. Leave it to a Wizard (not you, Gandalf) to find new ways to uglify the environment.
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*finds a place to sit that is also facing the new poster*
*sits there, tea in hand*
I hope we don't need any work done around here in the next couple days, because I don't think I could bear to leave this spot.
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*throws open door to the tavern and flops down dramatically*
What a journey I've been blessed to be on during the past few months. I'm unemployeed, lonely for human contact, completely destressafied and MARRIED. We were married in true elf fashion on a rocky river bed in Gaitlinburg. While crying thru my vows, I kept hearing "plop, plop...plop". My youngest son and my new four year old step-son were skipping rocks across the river. Classic!
I've thought of you often on my journey. I'm semi-back. I'm at the library. No internet hookup until the basement is finished. Is that fair? I don't think so...I'm trying to remedy that situation.
Zgator, he's an artist/poet/actor. In other words, his mind is total mush. And it IS a headshot we're ogling. Posts: 9293 | Registered: Aug 2000
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And zgator, I can assure you that my love for Viggo, at least, extends beyond his amazing good looks. I got SignLanguage for my birthday (thank you, Lime!!) and it's amazing. I want more!
Not much is up, really. We're just all hanging out, relaxing, awaiting the TTT release in August and the extended version in Nov. And, of course - December 17th.
Tammy - mega congrats! We want more details of the ceremony!
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Boy the decor has improved while I was gone. Hope Elvenwench put one of those in my room. *runs to her room to see*
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I had this really weird LOTR dream last night, and I thought this might be the place to share it.
For some reason, I was out in or around Mordor and happened upon Sam and Frodo. They were sort of hiding in a rocky place and I gave them some food.
I was a big person in the dream , though, not a Hobbit. The food I gave them consisted of Juice boxes and those frozen WafFULLs that Liam really likes.
Frodo was really, really talkative, only I couldn't understand a word he said because of an unbelievably exaggerated series of speech impediments (that, and he was stuffing himself with WafFULLs).
That's it.
This disturbing glimpse into Olivet's psyche has been brought to you by Eggo WafFULLs, the only frozen waffle with real fruit filling. Posts: 9293 | Registered: Aug 2000
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Yeah... Well, cross-series dreams are the weirdest.
I once had a dream that me and a stranger were in Jurassic Park, and we had to rescue, Frodo, Sam, and Gollum, except there were literally two Gollums, one good and one bad. The good one was warm and cuddly, and the bad one was slimy. We got in the jurassic park van and drove away. It was odd.
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I had a cross-series dream the other night, too. It was kind of like HP and the COS, except instead of a basilisk, the monster was Gollum. And I was trying to rescue Ginny from Gollum. It was pretty funny.
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