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Tammy
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:Tammy wakes up in the tub:

How long have I been lolly gagging in the tub? The water is freezing.

:Quickly dresses:

Hurries downstairs...grabs her broom and acts like she's been sweeping fo ev a.

This little lady could sure use some hiccup prevention right now.

:scurries behind the bar:

:waited all day for a real room assignment:


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T_Smith
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Hear me now, wenches of the tavern. I expect good food, private quarters and remote to a TV. In return I shall offer you my money.
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Tammy
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Um....I'm new here.....not sure I should serve you....

:looks around for another more experienced wench:


Nervously eyes the stranger....and continues to stinkin sweep........hoping to get assigned another job soon!


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*drags T down to the HW Basement*

Oh no...if you're going to be one of us, you share the tv, sleep in the barracks, and eat the excellent food WE get. No special stuff.


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T_Smith
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But I have money.
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Maethoriell
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Wenches serve, I think, Tammy but T is an exception..He's off with Human..
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T_Smith
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Im not off with Human. Im off alone by myself. I want special treatment dang it.
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Tammy
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<------Is a timid thing.

:enormous sigh of relief: Scary stranger gone.

Epic adventure is one thing. Sweeping all day is a thankless job.

WENCHES where art thou? Ms. Mae? Be ye a wench?


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Maethoriell
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eh..umm..I'm too young.. ..

Special treatment?..Not 'til you go to Kinko's..hehe...j/k


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Unless you have some currency good in Runescape, you get NO special treatment from me. Now...I challenge thee to a game of Quake Team Arena!

*drags in iMac and two joysticks*


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Tammy
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:sweeps the stranger out with one swipe of her broom:

Be gone ya varmit.

Drags the lass back in the tavern by her collar.

Hands her a broom....and sits down to rest.


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T_Smith
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Alas, A lass at last!

Sorry Sir Human, Quake Arena is not in my arsenal of freetime taker upers.

[This message has been edited by T_Smith (edited October 01, 2002).]


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Maethoriell
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Am I that certain lass?
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*sneaks up behind Sky*

*tickles him*

*strolls away innocently*

~Jane~


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Human
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Hm...Halo? Magic The Gathering Online? Apprentice, with all it's patches? Anything? We've got a GC and a PS2, as well. I threw away the XBox.
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::chuckles histerically::

ho ho .. hmmph!! .. what little imp did that??

checks room narrowly - spys Jane X strolling away feigning innocence ..

ahh tis that foamy imp [oxymoron of all oxymorons!]

*ponders suitable comeuppance*


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Human
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*grabs sky* Listen to just one thing...look all you want, but hands off, okay? This is a place to relax and talk about LotR, NOT to pick up chicks. There's a seperate thread for that.
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Tammy
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:guess the first sweep didn't do it...extra fast sweeping:

:shakes hands off on dress:

There...that outta take care of that lil un.


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T_Smith
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*clenches fists*

I cant wait any longer!!! Arrrrg.

*picks up a sword and starts slashing about*


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Toretha
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nonono, you have to go outside to play with your sword. Inside, it messes everything up.

*goes into the kitchen to start cooking up yumpcious food to celebrate*


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*tosses sword at nearby target, misses*

*picks up an ax and starts cutting wood*


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No swordplay inside, gentlemen.

I'm still sorting through rooms - I'll get to it Tammy, dear. Don't worry. IN the meantime grab a guest room and crash when necessary.


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Tammy
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At last some wenches to help me. I've been sweeping the riff raff out all day. I'm sure exactly what to do but sweep...help.

I think maybe I'll go check out one of those guest rooms. Anyone at all?


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Skyweir
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Human .. lift your mind from the gutter .. gutter troll!! LOL

I have bairn who are older than these wenches by several generations .. would you adress Gandalf likewise?? I have lived eons of time and never been so disrespected!

begone ratscallion .. or I will turn you into the toad it would seem you are!!


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Tammy
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:respectfully hands Skyweir a freshly tapped off ale:

To you ...oh aged one.


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*glares* Turn away, I bet your magicks couldn't even light a candle.
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Maethoriell
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lol..the road goes ever on and on..oh yeah no serenading..help dere Tammy?
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*raises his glass to the new wench*

Bravo! Now fill my cup with the sacred Dr Pepper elixer.


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*gratefully accepts ale from Tammy wench .. with an effortless 'nod' ingites candle to provide light in the Tavern .. then turning to the hearth *nods* and ignites a warm glow from the embers there ..

.. *returns glare to the Human* .. then sighs ..

'come lad .. it is lad is it not?

.. sit and warm yourself and let bygones and misdeeds be bygones indeed

.. no need to further disharmony in this fine place .. I await the Fellowship .. long and true! .. sit if you will and we will share tales of great renown .. discover adventures of great worth to Middle Earth and all who live here.

[This message has been edited by Skyweir (edited October 02, 2002).]


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T_Smith
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Skyweir you are old and full of liqour, for the fellowship has already passed us by. We wait now for the view of the Ents marching to Orthanc or of the Orcs marching to Helms Deep. Indeed I must say that the fellowship has most definately passed us by. Nearly a year ago, in fact.
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nay youngun

.. they will pass this way anon .. tis victorious return .. tis not the maiden voyage that way lays me.

..patience .. you will see more than is your hope to ..


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T_Smith
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A long time you have to wait if it is victory you wait for. I being mortal have no time to waste waiting for a company. I must do other things. Like sleep or cut wood so that the ladies should not have to tire themselves and spend time on dinner that I can eat a great meal before sleep calls.
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then wait as best befits you

.. I will warm myself and take nourishment before moving on .. I have one last task to attend to a'fore that day draws nigh.


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Elvenwench.. you know how I get lost when I paint and draw….
I have picked every thing up but I must get someone to help me build a studio outside my room.

Anyway I brought this fresh baked bread for the tavern….

I guess I’ll give Lord Skyweir some. He does talk so funny.

Tammy would you be a dear and carry this bread to him for me?

Boy have I missed this place

All we need now is Bob to set up his chain mail shop.


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*rushes in with basket full of fresh mushrooms*

Mistress Jenny! Elven Wench! I found some lovely mushrooms that should delightthe wee members of the Fellowship.

*makes herself a quick elevenses as she puts the mushrooms in the kitchen.*.*


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Oh oh, I can cook wonderful mushroom soup. You want to try?

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::wanders in just to see who else is here::
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*respectfully hands Lord Skyweir some bread*
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How come Skyweir gets to be a Lord??!!
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Hmmmm, I feel like smashing someone into the ground at pool. Hey Human, wanna play?
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*calmly enters the tavern*

Well, dear wenches, I must be off. I have a wedding to prepare for.

I believe I have time for a glass of wine before I leave, though.

*pours herself a glass of port*


I'm going to miss you all while I'm gone. I do hope I don't miss too much. But, when it comes right down to it, I don't think I'll be terribly lonely. I'll sure have some catching up to do, though!

*smiles brightly*

I'll see you all in a week and a half! Bye, everyone!


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*Raises glass to the lovely Vana and the valiant Lime.*

Health and Long Life to you, my friends!


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*To the Bride & Groom*

~May your life be merry and your enjoyment complete~

*throws rose petals*


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Maethoriell
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Dude..I am the youngun..just me..mwhaha...
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enjoy you wedding
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WARNING WARNING:

I just learned Eight Days A Week on my guitar. Expect a LOTR parody soon.


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*claps hands in anticipation and pulls a stool up to the fire.*
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T_Smith
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You're not supposed to applaud. Its a warning.
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:: wanders in ::

umm...need some hobbitish music?


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*sits down to listen to music*
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