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Vana, will you send me some lovely spring weather for my May Party (see May Revel at Jenny's House thread)?
All of you lovely Wenches are invited, of course. I know that you would love it! And of course Significant Others and kiddos are invited, too!
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Wenches, you wouldn't believe which page I found this on!!! We need to keep the place up, else no one will visit! And you wouldn't want those poor boys to have no place to stay, no place to be comforted after their long quests...
Today's dinner:
A bed of spinach leaves decorously laid across a plate, topped with nuts, parmesan, and crab meat. The dressing of your choice over all. Served with May wine and cheese and crackers and fresh melons.
how are you doing? I'm not feeling very well. I was hoping for some nice chicken soup and some elven company tonight.
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I'm all stressed out and need some company. Preferably someone sensitive and good with a ballad. Is Faramir around?
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I've really missed this place. But, I've been busy bringing Spring to the rest of Middle Earth. Thankfully, I'm just about done.
I've brought back a kitten! Isn't she beautiful? Such lovely long hair, and three of her limbs are white! That's close enough - I think I'll call her Nimrodel.
[Alright, so her name's really Valentine. But while she's in the Tavern, her name's going to be Nimrodel.]
Anyone want to play with her?
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AWWW! just what every tavern needs-a kitten!
*goes to making drinks singing "her hair was long, her limbs were white and fair she was and free..."
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Does anyone have a nice room available complete with goose down pillows and a down comforter, for a tired Hobbit? This hobbit will soon be back downstairs for drinking and carousing as soon as she sleeps enough and the dark circles leave from under her eyes.
<sigh, stuck at work for another 40 minutes and i'm sooo tired, I haven't been able to keep my eyes open all day>
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Mmmm musroom and chicken Ambrosia. Definitely hearty hobbit fare. I might just have to wake up for that. Though if you don't see me at dinner don't wake me up. This hobbit is that tired!
It's nice to have such a sweet pussy here in the tavern.
"Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been? I've been to Lorien to look at the queen. Pussycat, pussycat, what did you there? I frightened a little orc under her chair!"
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**gets out gunny sack, scoops up kitty, puts into gunny sack, ties the end, then throws it into the river**
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Dude, what're you doin' up there, anyway? Quit screwing around, Monster Garage is on. Man, they're turning a hot dog cart into a drag-racer!
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Fine, Sar, you wanna do this, let's do it in efficient, manly fashion. Cats have nine lives, so I'll go get some beers while you take care of one life, and I'll chug while you take care. Then we'll switch. I'd like to get this over with as soon as possible.
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And what is that little girl doing? Trying to beat you with a toothpick? *burps an incantation* Why, I do believe she is. Silly female.
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*stumbles wearily into tavern* What's a girl gotta do for some nice vegetarian cuisine and a drink 'round here? I'm good at cleaning (hint: will work for food). Right now, though, I am tired. *falls asleep with head on table*
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Once Wigg passes out, rescues kitty and attends to it with elvish healing skills*
Welcome Avadaru! Once you wake up you'll find a lot of great food in the kitchen, and fresh veggies and fruits from Jenny Gardener's garden.
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I'm a Wizard Bachelor. I don't need no stinkin' sleep, you silly Wench. That's OK, we'll take care of the other half-dozen lives tomorrow. Ultimate Fighting Championship is on.
And Avardu, try the vegetarian minestrone soup! I hear it's really good. *snicker*
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Into the wild woods we go Hiking uphill, through sleet and snow Here and there the wind will blow So into the wild woods we go
Signs will lie, grass on paths will grow But still we trust that which we know Ignore the blisters on your toe Into the wild woods we go.
Into the wild woods we go Hiking uphill, through sleet and snow Here and there the wind will blow So into the wild woods we go
We can't rest, things are racing past If we want to win, we must be fast Above all else, we can't be last The woods look like they'll be a blast
Into the wild woods we go Hiking uphill, through sleet and snow Here and there the wind will blow So into the wild woods we go
Pushing ourselves as hard as we can Trying to feel like we're more like a man If we get there its because we ran Through the woods we'll go, if we can
Into the wild woods we go Hiking uphill, through sleet and snow Here and there the wind will blow So into the wild woods we go
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