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Nato
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quote:
Maccabeus decided to enlighten us with:
NOOO! My palantir!
The Remote Procedure Call?
What service is that?

Excellent.

I scream and yell,
"Install Linux, problem solved."
No more orb crashes.

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Julie
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I hold a hobbit
Tee-hee their feet are furry
Must keep mind on job.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Must bump this thread up
It is extremely funny
You will die laughing

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Eruve Nandiriel
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I must say, Shigosei, you are now my favorite poet. Seriously. Your haikus are great. [Big Grin]

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Maccabeus
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Elrond arcs a brow.
"Fascinating," he tells me.
Hold on...wrong movie.

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Mr.Funny
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Return of the King
Is coming out very soon
More Uruk-Hai dead

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Eruve Nandiriel
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To get the precious
We must eat Frodo's finger
Next time must add salt

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ana kata
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Shigosei is definitely a genius at Uruk-Haiku! [Smile]

My favorite was hand-eye coordination too! <laughs>

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ana kata
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Yelling and fighting
No mental stimulation
But I like fighting

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Maccabeus
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We is th' fitin'
Olog-Hai. We is to smart
t' rite dum high-ku.

[ October 12, 2003, 07:18 AM: Message edited by: Maccabeus ]

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Julie
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Gollum:

Stupid Hobbitses
Don't know how to cook rabbit
Master is my friend

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Rhaegar The Fool
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We are big and strong
The big dudes kill us all
Some old dude ruined my 20/20

[ October 14, 2003, 07:53 PM: Message edited by: Rhaegar The Fool ]

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Saruman
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My beautiful orcs,
Go forth and destroy all men!
It's great to be me.

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Dan_raven
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I be a big tree.
Sauramon abused my kin.
Now I kick his Ash.

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Dan_raven
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I be big mean orc.
I am never Beautiful.
Saruman just weird.

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Saruman
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Sauron called me up:
"Wanna destroy all humans?"
Hey, sounds good to me

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Saruman
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Grima slithers home
Laid off from previous job
Hard to find good help

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Rhaegar The Fool
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Big stone wall
We use pebbles and flaming stick
To make it fall

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Julie
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Rhaegar, I don't know if you picked up the pattern, but haikus have 5 sylabols (sp?) in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third.

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Rhaegar The Fool
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Whoops
Forgot about my english class
Thankis for the tip there lass.

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Julie
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No problem.

Fighting war so long
Hey! Dumb elf chopped my head off
Anyone got tape?

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Rhaegar The Fool
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There is a glowing elf
He jumps all pretty like on horsie
He shoots me with bow

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Rhaegar The Fool
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A depresent blonde
A sharp and dangerous blade
This will not be good

I pity the orcsies

-Rhaegar

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Rhaegar The Fool
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Somebody post. God. I cant maintain this myself.

-Rhaegar The Fool

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Maccabeus
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It takes many hours
to come up with good poems
and I lack the time.

Sorry...

[ October 15, 2003, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: Maccabeus ]

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Scott R
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Isenguard! Written
On my face with a white hand,
Your dreams of glory.

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Dan_raven
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It must be repeated

quote:
One thing to make clear!
White Hand is no onanism
We get no respect.

Hack, Slash, Chop, Fillet
Oruk Hai shall win the day
This what my boss say.

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Saruman
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Ents attack my home
What'd I ever do to them?
(Besides killing trees)

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Lurtz shoots arrows the
Size of tree trunks, still takes 9
To kill Boromir

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Shigosei
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Now that ROTK is out...

This is our tactic
At the fields of Pelennor:
Try to get a head.

It is quite unfair
To make us fight the dead ones.
They are hard to kill!

[ December 26, 2003, 03:05 AM: Message edited by: Shigosei ]

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Frisco
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Second-hand costumes
I get to wear the Sloth mask
Orcs, Goonies...unite!

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Frisco
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Damn the Haradrim
Let us ride the oliphants
Horseshoes pound my face.

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Frisco
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The ram is heavy
Good thing we brought our cave trolls
Knock three times, big guys.

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Narnia
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Stealing our thunder,
Oliphants and mean dead guys
Make us look wussy.

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Princess Leah
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GIMLI SAYS

For three days running
No food: Hungry dwarves will eat
Spiced leaves: "Ach! Orc blood!"

I do not wish to
Seem less manly than the elf
MY beard is bigger!

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BannaOj
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Uruk Haiku
Bump lest all be lost for good
We shall not forget

[ March 15, 2004, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

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Vána
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Uruk-Haiku page -
I see that you have been bumped!
It is but a tease.

AJ, how could you!
I anticipate more fun
But see only "*bump*"

No new haiku here!
I guess it is up to me
to amuse myself.

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BannaOj
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When evil Eye is gone,
What happened to peaceful Orc?
Have wife in Mordor?

[ March 15, 2004, 02:36 PM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

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BannaOj
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If peace in Middle Earth
Could Orc become beautiful?
Replace Elves that left?

[ March 15, 2004, 02:39 PM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

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BannaOj
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My own haiku is
wistfully depressing me
Could Orcs turn to good?

AJ

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BannaOj
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For Sale in Mordor
One black tower: somewhat us'd
Who will inhabit but Orcs?

Orcs could plant garden
Grow green around Black tower
Vast soil improvement

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BannaOj
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Tower twined with Vines
Now green, was formerly black
Guess where Entwives were?

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BannaOj
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Was trying to amuse
Guess Vana quit reading
Was fun regardless

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Telperion the Silver
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These are great! LOL
I'll think something up....

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Vána
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I didn't stop reading! Just got a little caught up in work (me working? amazing!) and hadn't gotten back here yet.

Thanks, AJ! You're great. [Smile]

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BannaOj
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Volcanic Dirt
Baradur great location
The new Hawaii?

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advice for robots
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If Sauron had looked
He could have found great rates on
hobbit insurance

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Dan_raven
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Condominiums
For Sale, Build to your desires
Call Mordor Remax

Gondor survived war
Sauron could not destroy her
Vacationers will.

Fanghorn Is Restless
Orcan Condos need timber
Lumber Lobby Plots

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romanylass
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these are too too funny

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BannaOj
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Inland Sea Nurnan
Special Deal to Utahans
Land is Very Cheap

(that one is going to get me in trouble, isn't it?)

[ March 15, 2004, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

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