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Dan_raven
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I am sure that someone pointed out this site many times: Googlism

You type in your name and it tells you what the Internet thinks about you. If you have a unique full name, just use your first name.

My favorite so far:

dan raven is the angry swarm of killer bees


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Another Favorite:

ralphie is brought to you by university communications and the student odyssey project


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Zan is being prepped for a September release.
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Khavanon
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Khavanon is.

I like that.


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Scott R
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scott r is a fuddy d
scott r is
scott r is here to answer any questions
scott r is very worried about the village burning
scott r is a good coach
scott r is not even there
scott r is feeling wed

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jehovoid
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Mine's disturbing:

jehovoid is dead
jehovoid is


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Khavanon
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LOL
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Jeni
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Jeni is in labor

There's a whole page of them, but that's the first.


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eddie is the best medicine

eddie is now fully threaded

eddie is a great game you love to play over and over <---this explains so much.

eddie is sold as a shareware product. ditto

eddie is a stalker and a moron and a psychopath; she finds him charming and delightful and captivating. this is getting eerie

eddie is hot They're watching me!


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Jeni
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eddie is a 15 lb terrier mix who lived chained up in the back of his owner's yard for 4 years
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Khavanon
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Shon is guilty

Shon is the only person up there (The Almighty Shon has spoken)

Shon is an avid fantasy/middle earth person

Shon is really voiceofassgobdamnscientistjj19999 cjmckenziekoga slut helwoe

Shon is a very solid player and can destroy an opponent when he is hot (They've seen my Starcraft skills)

Shon is gonna flip this town upside down

Shon is a method of unarmed combat that its practitioners compare to the powerful forces of nature

Shon is the 1

Shon is so cute


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ginette
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ginette is my computer system
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TheTick
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michael <last name> is an airframe mechanic on the uss theodore roosevelt
mike <last name> is waiting to hear back from gary
mike <last name> is looking into the possibility of the county ida being the lead agency and the recipient of the funds
mike <last name> is already coordinating information and putting together financing packages
mike <last name> is working on several screenplays
mike <last name> is the author of the mule alternative

Last name removed by me, not them.


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Strider
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strider is included on a separate disc when you buy the sequel

Nice...


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dkw is different from day to day

dkw is also known for it's fuel saving free wheeling system

dkw is part of an illustrious line

dkw is equally encouraging about the economics of wind

dkw is expelled from the auto union board of managers without specification of reasons

dkw is still the noisiest motorcycle ever on this race

dkw is an expert in the recruitment and management of information technology professionals

dkw is the weld stress intensity factor

dkw is supported by a grant from the american cancer society

dkw is also seeking to be exempted from minimum capitalisation norms for nbfcs as it is no longer engaged in stock broking activities

dkw is a place you will want to return to time and time again

dkw is sold


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Strider
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With my full name...

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about greg <last name> yet.

Well, we're definitely gonna have to change that!


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Randy Is Famous.
Sometimes Randy is on TV
Randy is Unique
Randy is a small-business owner, recognized volunteer leader,
and proven consultant to businesses, associations, and entire communities
Randy is dandy, though he's not Sandy

And my personal favorite:

Randy is the Kenny G of Waikiki!


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Leonide
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My fave:
Leonide is a woman posing as a man while seducing another woman

followed closely by:

Leonide is visible in the upper left corner

AND

Leonide is actually Leonide (whoda thunkit?)


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Leonide
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Ah, the most priceless of all...

ONE hit turned up for Papa Moose...that hit?


papa moose is right



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"scott is clinton's white house mistress"



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william morris is everywhere
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This is hilarious!!

Jennie is no longer here

Jennie is unaware that this website exists

Jennie is a delightful and pretty purebred border collie who exhibits loads of potential and talent

Jennie is on 90210

Jennie is a beautifully acted movie that also features a rich atmosphere

Jennie is right in her spelling

Jennie is sweet but acts strangely

Jennie is buried

Jennie is obviously drunk and very upset

Jennie is funny looking 2002

...there are more, it's fun to have a common name


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Selections from just my first name:

william is a cutie
william is putting words into mouths of athletic supporters
william is kerouac in denver
william is here
william is no
william is practicing
william is my brother
william is waiting to be adopted
william is the antichrist


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katharina
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kate pilkington is a technical writer and web designer living in dallas

how prosaic


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katharine is fighting to keep her sanity in the never ending battle of the sexes heh heh heh

katharine is unlawful and must be dissolved in water, or does it take acid?

katharine is currently pursuing a phd in sexology from the institute for the advanced study of human sexuality in san francisco the personal statement is a racy read

katharine is a true and noble woman
katharine is the type of girl my best friend wishes were his ex
katharine is a saint to many
katharine is trying to pick up the pieces

AND..

katharine is tricked into marriage which explains...
katharine is married to geoffrey who loves his fiance. This could get complicated.
katharine is insecure about her relationship with jack probably because she's married to geoff
katharine is with him now


katharine is widely regarded as one of the most beautiful women who ever lived oh yeah. *victory sign*

katharine is accompanied by fellow zipper and husband jimbo mathus on guitar I have no explanation. I found him on the side of the road.

katharine is a mischievous and reckless fighter

katharine is locked in a vicious battle with thomas cromwell good thing she's a mischevious and reckless fighter


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a lot for TheTick and The Tick:

thetick is ranked 4 and has played for 8h8m in 14 days real name
thetick is ranked 59 and has played for 1h38m in 14 days real name (these two are both for a Half Life: Day of Defeat server, I believe)
thetick is
thetick is cracking up 01
thetick is now known as dogma_
thetick is now known as armatage

the tick is one case where going conservative will severely injure the show's chances of becoming a success
the tick is among the many shows they are pulling for there
the tick is slightly domed
the tick is fully engorged with blood (OMG!)
the tick is highly invulnerable
the tick is one hell of a funny comic book (true dat)
the tick is a huge blue superhero who is nigh invulnerable but not too bright
the tick is indeed insane
the tick is immensely powerful and immensely dumb
the tick is who he is because he believes he is the tick
the tick is also found on foods like cheese and ice cream to help people choose the ones that are lower in total fat
the tick is its look
the tick is also sometimes useful method
the tick is not some philosophical or legal abstraction; it is something real that can be successfully fought for on the streets
the tick is removed within 24 hours
the tick is also no longer recommended because of the risk of burning the victim
the tick is issued after the statement executes
the tick is not removed and the paralysis continues
the tick is straddled with the cage of the heating tip
the tick is issued after the statement executes


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I need fewer results...

saudade is to want so close the well
saudade is a rich celebration of language
saudade is?
saudade is truly magical
saudade is similar emotionally to the spanish notion of duende
saudade is a small
saudade is unrealistic as the above review by kirkus reviews states
saudade is een portugees woord voor "weemoedig verlangen naar mensen en ervaringen die nog slechts als mooie herinnering bestaan"
saudade is op zoek naar versterking
saudade is a portuguese word
saudade is one of those books that cannot stand being condensed
saudade is a word of the portuguese language whose spate and flow i am always against saudade is a word to be banned from common usage from colloquial
saudade is an exclusive development set among olive and orange groves situated in vale de parra
saudade is based on the personal reminiscences of seven portuguese women and men in new bedford
saudade is an exclusive development of just 29 properties all set in some 27 acres of landscaped gardens
saudade is a folk song that expresses the longing and sadness of the portuguese who left their home behind in hopes of a better life in
saudade is a word that have a difficult translation in others idioms
saudade is the traditional 'first shout' of carnaval and marks the beginning of the country becoming a little bit more unglued than normal
saudade is a portuguese word that loosely translated means joy from sadness
saudade is a great place for those who like to read
saudade is at 58 crapo st
saudade is the perfect word for the feeling i get when thinking about this stuff
saudade is nothing but a new shape
saudade is an exclusive privately owned estate constructed around an old portuguese farmhouse located five miles west of
saudade is a stone's throw from some of hte most spectacular tourist attractives in the algarve
saudade is a place for real coffee lovers
saudade is a place for
saudade is "nostalgia"but
saudade is laden with fanciful
saudade is the desire to be transported from darkness into light
saudade is a spacious villa in a lovely setting on a small exclusive complex approximately 4 miles west of the picturesque town of albufeira and only
saudade is een moeilijk te vertalen begrip uit het portugees/braziliaans
saudade is
saudade is why the portuguese as much as any country in the world
saudade is untranslatable; it is a deep yearning
saudade is used today as a pervasive symbol of portugueseness are also discussed
saudade is an 'oasis' in the centre of the algarve coast
saudade is an extremely popular property
saudade is a portuguese word that can mean anything from mild nostalgia to loneliness or great sorrow
saudade is encapsulated by morna
saudade is on the tip of the tongue for all
saudade is nostalgisch
saudade is the mysterious emotion which translates as ''nostalgia'' but can only be truly understood and above all felt by those with portuguese genes in their
saudade is what they get
saudade is a portuguese expression of desire for something
saudade is a folk
saudade is innocent and will most likely
saudade is closer to finnish mentality than flamenco's duende
saudade is van de wereld
saudade is a well established
saudade is a brazilian word that roughly translates into 'melancholy
saudade is shorter
saudade is a wistful salsa tune laced with a twinkling acoustic guitar riff and coloured by the melancholic lyrics of miguel miguez
saudade is the soulful undercurrent that defines portugal's traditional fado music and it's a mixture of nostalgic longing and pride in things past
saudade is a slow chôro
saudade is supple and not without a yearning
saudade is a word that has no specific equivalent in the english lexicon
saudade is released
saudade is usually translated from the portugese to "no more blues
saudade is a virtually untranslatable portuguese word
saudade is een mengeling van heimwee en verlangen
saudade is a small british
saudade is voor cristina geen triest gevoel
saudade is a part of the piece titled "birth
saudade is the blues by candlelight


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Dragon
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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about Jen <last name> yet.

However;

jen is a badass
jen is having fun with two men (am not!)
jen is cool
jen is da man (I'm a man now?)
jen is getting her backbone back (I'd been looking everywhere for it...)
jen is dying because you (you're so mean!)
jen is the best
jen is an exceptional person who is to be worshipped and adored at all times (don't I know it)
jen is something one learns rather than something one is born with
jen is a loser
jen is all smiles
jen is keen on stopping this
jen is a term that has many defining words that cause it to be a difficult concept to understand
jen is the person chosen to restore harmony
jen is spreading her butt (omg)
jen is a sheep (double omg)
jen is dying because you don't believe every time a child says "i don't believe in fairies" there is a fairy somewhere that falls (yeah, get your kids to stop saying that, I don't like dying!)
jen is the sorcerer of the clan
jen is nesting
jen is too sweet for words (awww)
jen is the most loving girl you will ever come across (double awww)
jen is my girl (really?)
jen is very professional
jen is creative catalyst for interartiface
jen is advised to bring along six magic gifts
jen is definitively our hero with superior power and intellect (don't you wish you were too?)
jen is a spacious 2 story brand new home located south of san miguel near the plaza las (omg!)
jen is an orphan
jen is an avid reader and researcher of history who enjoys learning about the past (actually kinda true...)
jen is pampered
jen is brought up by ursu the master (who's he?)
jen is julia roberts (hehe)
jen is a sheep
jen is dying because you (stop it!)
jen is really carrying al's baby
jen is a gem of a show (really?)
jen is a novelist and short story writer (I wish...)
jen is married and has a toddler (no not a toddler!)

Some of these are scary!

[This message has been edited by Dragon (edited January 14, 2003).]


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This is almost poetry.

afr is light contemporary with a good mixture of old favorites
afr is all about music
afr is the first democratic women organization born during the revolution days on december 1989
afr is important for a number of reasons and we ask your cooperation in adhering to this time frame
afr is essentially "primary rate"
afr is one of the few vehicles guaranteed to reach the time sensitive executive
afr is ready to support any initiative or request for help that is within its capacity to do so
afr is free to use and reproduce
afr is quick drying
afr is beneficial for charitable deductions of remainder interests
afr is involved in
afr is committed to the provision of news
afr is a member of the romanian ngo's coalition for reproductive health
afr is under 1 gram
afr is going to render twice as many true fps as one 3d
afr is neither a spoilsport nor a killjoy
afr is certain the populace of many another county will silently thank the meath lads for preventing a cork double in the senior all irelands
afr is great indication of how gross a polluter your car is
afr is a relatively stable radical that is generated by the one
afr is unparalleled among the heads we tested
afr is an important one
afr is out of production today
afr is constantly expanding
afr is required
afr is an internet
afr is providing our listeners with some of the finest programming available
afr is predictable from the safety scores
afr is more stable
afr is calculated by summing the ratings and dividing the result by seven
afr is extremely high

[This message has been edited by advice for robots (edited January 14, 2003).]


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Frisco
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quote:
jen is 34"
jen is having fun with two men

I hope you're videotaping, because you'd be surprised at the vastness of the market for this sort of thing.


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quote:
jen is spreading her butt
jen is a sheep


The market is growing.

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My favorites for me:

becky is recognised by the family
becky is pure evil
becky is not impressed
becky is just passing andy
becky is an unhealthy obsession
becky is the host of the frocktail segment
becky is definitely daddy's girl
becky is barbie's wheelchair
becky is l
becky is unlike the majority of the women in romance novels
becky is een buff rex
becky is a local celebrity but we wish it was for a better reason
becky is a strange cat


Ni!


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Frisco
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ROTFL

Ouch...my ribs hurt.


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I bolded my favorite

hobbes is so freaking cool
hobbes is god
hobbes is not a secularist"
hobbes is packed away in a box
hobbes is a tiger whom most people think is stuffed
hobbes is perhaps the most complete materialist philosophy of the 17th century
hobbes is
hobbes is one of the best c&h books out
hobbes is the most successful kid strip since peanuts
hobbes is a liberal?
hobbes is a trained special agent who has been assigned the difficult task of partnering with darien fawkes
hobbes is just a teddy right? wrong
hobbes is copyright bill watterson
hobbes is the meeting of grunge
hobbes is immune to any suzies and/or snow goons in play
hobbes is my idea of an ideal friend
hobbes is a toy tiger
hobbes is the taken into a chamber to watch a video that will explain the harsh realm virtual game to him
hobbes is an ordinary stuffed tiger
hobbes is 100
hobbes is considered green and is working on training and first levels
hobbes is a classic comic strip
hobbes is darien's partner in their clandestine
hobbes is skirting the border of cambodia
hobbes is finally ready to settle down with his fiance sophie but the military has one last assignment
hobbes is the sample oo language we will be building an interpreter for
hobbes is trying to convey complex ideas which had not necessarily been expressed before
hobbes is not a secularist
hobbes is of course referring to laws in the deepest meaning as binding and enforceable obligations
hobbes is an instant fad
hobbes is a comic strip
hobbes is my favorite comic strip of all time
hobbes is the one where calvin's snott freezes in his nose
hobbes is trying to tell people to think about these actions
hobbes is "savage
hobbes is also famous for his belief that all human actions are in some way sefl serving
hobbes is quite simply the best comic strip i've ever had the privilege of reading
hobbes is his best friend and playmate
hobbes is right that the state of nature is a state of war
hobbes is highly experienced in serving the north and south american markets with high quality
hobbes is the glue that holds society together
hobbes is the smartest cat in the world
hobbes is first describing what the state of nature is like
hobbes is a real tiger when no one else is looking
hobbes is very explicit about the fact that imagination defines the particular state of all the various traynes that are present in the mind at one time
hobbes is stuffing the end of the roll into the bowl
hobbes is big on fear
hobbes is back in business
hobbes is fur
hobbes is fun to look at and read
hobbes is about a six
hobbes is the best comic strip in the paper
hobbes is not anti
hobbes is better than bill
hobbes is calvin?s best friend and figment of his imagination
hobbes is a girl kitten
hobbes is profiled
hobbes is assuming that everyone wants self
hobbes is thinking hobbes has acquired fork 4 hobbes has acquired fork 0 <
hobbes is zijn speelgoedtijger
hobbes is calvin's best friend
hobbes is a stuffed toy tiger
hobbes is particularly keen to note that law itself is completely dependent on power
hobbes is connected to the following things
hobbes is little more than a cotton and polyester doll stuffed with low
hobbes is devoted almost entirely to his thought; there is not all that much about his biography
hobbes is right
hobbes is much less willing to make the people out as the ?innocent? party if a king is
hobbes is now offline
hobbes is a real tiger
hobbes is disturbed by reese's manic behavior and the incomprehensible things he says in tongues
hobbes is calvin's stuffed feline companion that somehow comes to life whenever the pair is
hobbes is both drawing a conclusion and giving a reason for it
hobbes is fairly fast and much easier to use then checking out 6 or >more web sites to see if someone has ported foo
hobbes is an advocate of mickey mouse pants
hobbes is a sweetie
hobbes is very afraid of martyrs
hobbes is best known
hobbes is what happens when we shift
hobbes is my first iguana
hobbes is attempting to construct
hobbes is calvin's feline counterpart
hobbes is perhaps the most

Hobbes


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At least it's clear that the thing works.... Thanks for the accuracy test, Leonide.
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whoa!

"polystyrene is asia"

creepy.

"polystyrene is completely safe for everyday use"
"polystyrene is found in your home"


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Dragon
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I discovered that:

dragon is dead
dragon is not dead - by katie a
dragon is finally laid to rest (but I'm not dead!)
dragon is born (how strange...)
dragon is a dead artist (jeez, am I dead or not?)
dragon is in my computer
dragon is ignorant
dragon is always right (but ignorant...hm)
dragon is swallowing the sun
dragon is on fire (well no wonder)
dragon is withered
dragon is a lantern
dragon is believed to have descended from heaven
dragon is the most talked about and the most popular
dragon is honest


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<reminds self to look for Polystyrene when he gets home>
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Look in the fridge!!

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She shouldn't be hard to spot...being Asia and all.
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Hobbes, is that really where your name came from? That's my favorite show...


my favorites:

kris is in need of a loving home in nc
kris is cool
kris is still used as a status symbol and sovereignty of the state
kris is actually on the fbi's 10 most hated list
kris is reputed to be able to fly by night and seek out victims (isn't that what vampires do?)
kris is right up there in that category
kris is also quite good
kris is the absence of the preprocessing step in kris
kris is really good about ever so gently reminding them that that's
kris is a hard
kris is that kris is a hermaphrodite
kris is
kris is a four year old saint bernard with a mission
kris is dead
kris is eagerly looking forward to april26 (I am?)
kris is all forms
kris is believed to have originated in java (is that why I'm a double shot of expresso?)
kris is very cute and sexy
kris is a great santa (this one is scary because my roomie calls me santa...)

myrddin is there
myrddin is back in the cave
myrddin is surrounded by a hazy glow
myrddin is named
myrddin is my given name
myrddin is quite a cynic but even his cynicism can't explain the strange goings
myrddin is een jong en uitzonderlijk gitaartalent die via vader koen de cauter in contact kwam met de
myrddin is a good wizard
myrddin is a unique legendary name
myrddin is 24" tall
myrddin is described as a "travesty of human existence"
myrddin is their keeper
myrddin is directly ahead
myrddin is going to be lots of fun
myrddin is shredded by shards of ice

fyre is my thing
fyre is covered with glittering dust
fyre is quite hot
fyre is fun for all ages
fyre is gearing up for the release of their yet
fyre is a common misspelling of fair
fyre is to calle uppon the powers by
fyre is a high
fyre is charismatic in her online role
fyre is a good egg
fyre is optional
fyre is that you?
fyre is a vamp (der...)
fyre is yours a male? the cat could still go outside
fyre is part of the web brawls now

Er, yah, that's a lot, so I went back and bolded the best ones...

[This message has been edited by MyrddinFyre (edited January 14, 2003).]


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Mooselet is always sassy for the camera.
Mooselet is Scully/Mulder's baby (?)
Mooselet is down for a nap.

Two out of three ain't bad.

Mama Squirrel is the alpha of the outdoor gang.

Um, ok.

Uncle Moose is the antler champion with racks that can grow up to 50 pounds and spread 5 feet apart.

See? Now what was I telling Strider about my bazoombas....

I like this thing.

--Pop


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jebus is one of the coolest people in the world and ever since i saw him i had ta start a club

Its like they've known me all my life.

jebus is actually this really cool guy called alan who used to work with you at nintensity

Hmm, well my names not actually alan, and I dont know what nintensity is, but I sure am cool.

jebus is a pervert
jebus is masturbating
jebus is now left alone in the dim bathroom

I refuse to accept this internet site knows that much about me.

Then there's the standard worshipping of me-
jebus is lord
jebus is good
jebus is right
jebus is god
jebus is my bestest friend
jebus is my senator
jebus is unthawed and is currently regaining the rest of his strength

jebus is opening up for domestic problems
jebus is a fly
jebus is two cool kids from 6l pulling wacky ruses
jebus is heavily into the popular

Don't ask me.


And finnally an artsy fartsy one to finish things off

jebus is

Heavy.

[Edited to add some funny ones I missed]

[This message has been edited by jebus202 (edited January 14, 2003).]


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<Removed some, and formatted those remaining.>

Hatrack is Wang Shi Tong, a fictional 160 year old Taoist.
Hatrack is 15 inches tall and 7 inches wide.
Hatrack is 8 inches wide and 7 inches tall.
Hatrack is the web site for Orson Scott Card.
Hatrack is Orson Scott Card's website.
Hatrack is the acknowledged harmonica master of New England.
Hatrack is rare.
Hatrack is multicolored with lacquer.
Hatrack is as real as they get and as honest a musician as you’ll ever hear.
Hatrack is.
Hatrack is always here for you.
Hatrack is a *good* addiction.
Hatrack is funnier when you imagine me reading it out loud.
Hatrack is being put to good use.
Hatrack is selling signed copies of Storyteller.
Hatrack is the place to get it back.
Hatrack is dead.
Hatrack is stolen.
Hatrack is a fantastic player.
Hatrack is a dance.
Hatrack is built by clamping the boards together and wedging them between the floor and ceiling.
Hatrack is a collection of pictures depicting the special events of the school year.
Hatrack is one of the greatest harmonica cats anywhere.


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"becky is pure evil"

*coughknewthatalreadycough*


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quote:
Hatrack is dead
Really? First me then hatrack... maybe we're all ghosts!

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the rabbit is a loveable disaster
the rabbit is loose
the rabbit is snuggly located in the alley across from outback steakhouse in hilltop plaza
the rabbit is born with his eyes open
the rabbit is the symbol of longevity
the rabbit is born under the signs of virtue and prudence
the rabbit is really the problem and that getting rid of it is the only solution
the rabbit is the soul of graciousness
the rabbit is sacred
the rabbit is fully awake
the rabbit is not green
the rabbit is relatively simple
the rabbit is peace loving
the rabbit is cooking
the rabbit is an expert on other people's characters
the rabbit is definitely no ordinary corkscrew
the rabbit is stewed in a seasoned broth
the rabbit is me
the rabbit is not drying out
the rabbit is gifted with intuition
the rabbit is a trickster
the rabbit is not a digital signal processor
the rabbit is just a plain white bunny

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*laughs hysterically, falls off chair*

ouch...

kira is doing great though (good to know)
kira is in need of a loving home in vermont (take me home, please! *pouts*)
kira is a real hunter (*growls*)
kira is contacted by a bajoran woman who claims that kira was in a cardassian prison but kira doesn't remember it (no, i truly don't...stupid bajoran...)
kira is the smart (get that? i am THE smart...the one and only)
kira is an art (one that is rarely perfected!)
kira is overrated (that's your opinion)
kira is an infidel (well...)
kira is probably my favorite character (mine too)
kira is a evil witch who studied magic with the queen under the great witch (sounds fun!)
kira is planning (be afraid)
kira is the deeply disturbed wife of mads (be very afraid)
kira is so beautiful and perfect (*beams*)
kira is an amazon who lives in the rainforests (i'll whoop yo ass!)
kira is different from my other sea elves she lives in jade's cove and she rides a seastrider they are almost like dinosaurs (and you thought I was just one of those run-of-the-mill sea elves...)
kira is dreading her 40th birthday and is determined to get drunk (amen. of course, that's not happening for 22 years, but...)
kira is impressive from packaging up
kira is a reporter for playboy tv's "sexcetera"
kira is lying on bed and randy is on top of her rubbing her body
kira is resigned to her fate (sadly, yes...just get it over with...)
kira is relieved and grateful (hey, that wasn't that bad!)
kira is quickly challenged by the other women of the village and so must face judgement by the council of guardians (it was NOT fun...)
kira is a beautiful barbie with long dark black hair that reaches down past her bottom (i TOTALLY have this doll...)
kira is a true role model for girls (indeed)
kira is the buffy body (bet you were wondering who did all her stunts, eh?)
kira is a physically deformed young girl left orphaned and alone (pity me! )
kira is destined for super stardom in the adult world (YES!)
kira is a destructive rat
kira is letting go of the hatred that drove her for many years (you mean I have to let go of that? jeez...)
kira is not just somebody (no, indeed...)
kira is transported back up to her depressing heaven home (isn't that a contradiction??)
kira is dedicated to the bedrooms (so much so, that I never leave them!)
kira is currently equipped with (with...what? I want to know!)


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These are fun!
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kamila is proficient in modern and ancient slovak dialects; kamila can arrange translations between slovak

better yet:
kamila is a polish national living in poland who speaks english

kamila is a hot brunette

[This message has been edited by Kama (edited January 14, 2003).]


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