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celia60
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why am i not at the top of your list, novak?
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Because your vengeance is more fiery than any Burnination, Celia.
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Wait...uh... can't we talk about this..*slowly backs out of thread*
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celia60
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*moves EG onto "good" list*
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Trogdor the Burninator
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HOLY CRAP.... I NEED TO HIRE SOME HELP. Where's JonBoy when you need him.....

OK...

here we go....

I hereby burninate BYu because he's named after my alma mater.

I hereby burninate Leto for being the best dressed man at EnderCon.

I hereby burninate Ni because he/she got a signature to work here

I hereby burninate celia because she won't mod mafia with me...

I hereby burninate David Bowles because he's such a flaming Josh Groban fan...

I hereby burninate Yourself, T-Smith, because you are the most 'active....

I hereby burninate Slash because he gets more reptile love than me....

I hereby burninate Emp because sources say he'll turn Anakin to the dark side

I hereby burninate Dan_Raven because he's so dang clever....

I hereby burninate Bob_Scopatz because he almost has 10,000 posts...

I hereby burninate Ralphie because... well... I don't need to cause 'that Pat guy' does such a good job at it without the use of dragon breath...

I hereby burninate 'that Pat guy?' because he's so dashingly handsome.

And as for Leonide's post.....
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

did you think that up yourself?

Chaotic -- I need 20 more cents.....

I'll be taking applications for accountant. Post all resumes here.

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Rule Number five: Veteran proxy burninations will now cost one dollar eaches.

(and whoever can catch the reference to another children's book in this post gets a free massage and burnination)

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Trogdor, my good man, I simply put new lyrics to a tune from "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown"...incidentally, the song "The Doctor is In"
[Smile]

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*moves EG onto "good" list*
celia is Santa Claus!?!? [Eek!] [Eek!]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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**does Snoopy dance**
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*moves Leo onto "naughty" list*
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i think i was already there, Santy [Cool]
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celia60
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i really just have 1 list. the list of people who have "it" coming. i'm not sure what "it" is, but it isn't good.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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**burninates celia for mucking up my thread**
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Mister Trogdor, your majesty-ness, can you burninate Troubadour? He's Australian, you know.

*drops a dollar on the altar*

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:rolls out a dime: get toranaga....he makes a mockery of great wisdom.
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celia60
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sorry, pat, you're still not on the list.
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**Trogdor walks over to Troubador and says...**

G'day mate! How bout I throw you on the barbie!

**burninates Troubador**

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Dang!

And Rhapsode... proxy burninations are 25 cents.

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:throws a ten on the table and winks: make it good
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*Burninates toranga with all the fury that $10 can muster. Throws in a burnination of Rhapsode for good measure. *
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:rejoices in burnination, then realizes she spent last cash on burnination and cant afford clothes: Donations?
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Mack is right. I forgot my sister. Go ahead and burninate her slowly.

*tosses Pat a quarter*

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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Burninates T's sister, who then gets into a car and drives to her friends house, which happens to have a thatched roof, burninating all of them too. **

Want me to burninate your parents too?

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if you burninate t, i might put you on the list.
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**burninates T**
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:naked, considering prostitution in exchange for clothing:
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Somebody give him some clothes, for hells sake.
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Oh my poor charred booblets and pixie wings...

*skips off*

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maybe now that you're nicely toasted, you'll get online again.
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I might just do that.
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Sweet. That's all the warmth he's gonna get in Melbourne, this time of year.
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The Burninator is OUT.
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I've been a long-time burnitation recipient, and "Trogdor" always burninated me for free.

All you new burninatees are just sorry imitations of the original.

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Pat, who says I don't just type Ni! in every time?

::is FEMALE, btw.::

Ni!

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Weeee! All that Burnination, and only ONE naked person!? Err. Ah well.

*Hands Rhapsode my extra pair of shoes along with a pair of pink socks.*

That should be a cute look. [Big Grin]

-Chaotic

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I believe this is the best thread ever. I may be late, but I'm here now. Who can I burninate?

[ April 17, 2003, 10:29 AM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]

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Before you burninate anyone, I need to see proof that you have been given permission to do so.
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quote:
HOLY CRAP.... I NEED TO HIRE SOME HELP. Where's JonBoy when you need him.....
I think it's quite clear that Trogdor wants me to help burninate people. And anyway, zgator, you're not the boss of me.

*burninates zgator for free*

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I just wanted to make sure I would be getting an official burnination for my money. I was going to ask you to burninate about 50 gajillion people for me, but if you're going to be like that, I'll just wait til Trogdor comes back.

Sheesh, you just ask a simple question.

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*skewers zgator on a spit, then slowly burninates him till he's nicely done*

You have to do it slowly to seal in the juices.

Mmm . . . roast gator . . . *drools*

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I scoff at your Burnination. Trogdor is a total wuss. He can't stand up to one little armed knight or a single arrow. I on the other hand, have been known to defeat an entire battalion of armed nights with only my teeth.

Bares pointy teeth

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*busts out Holy Hand Grenade*

*pulls pin*

One, two, five. . . .

*throws grenade*

*burninates The Rabbit with a baptism of fire*

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The Burninator is IN.
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WooHoo!

(btw, you picture is going to be delayed a bit by the move. [Frown] )

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oh? does that mean i'm removed from sig duty?
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Give Kayla her daily dose of burnination, because I care.....

Burninates celia for not making a damn bit of sense, and for not signing up for Battle School mafia.....

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uh, you asked me a while ago for a photo for your sig and never took me up on it...kayla was so helpful in getting me the one i used too.

and i did sign up for mafia. i'm the first character in the character thread. you just have problems with double negatives [Razz]

*escapes burnination*

tee hee

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::wonders how she avoided wrath of Burninator::

Skips unscathed throughout the thread humming song.

~Run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the Cheshire Kitty Woman.~

[Razz]

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**picks up kitty by scruff of the neck, throws her in the garage**

Celia -- I will give you one free Veteran burnination if you can find me a Trogdor avatar. No purchase necessary, only in approved states.

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::hiss, arches back::

Hmm, I hope it's not...*glances up at roof* ...thatched. [Eek!]

:: meow::

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I only draw attention to my newbie self in hopes that the roof we have been meaning to fix for six years now will be irreparably harmed. I'm pretty sure it's mostly made of poplar pollen noodles by now.

::carefully peels 5 very sticky pennies from the dashboard cupholder for Trog::

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