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Due to the fact that I haven't been used that much as a minion, and the fact that Saudade, my former evil Mistress is getting a new minion, it appears that I am out of the minion business. Saudade didn't fire me, though. I decided to leave, for the betterment of SMI (Saudades Minion Inc).
I am looking for a new master. One that would use me. I can pose as an Imp or a minion but Goober is my specialty. The good thing about this offer is that if more than one person wants me as their imp, all they have to do is battle whoever else wants me. So, if you can manage to get me, you got me.
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Get your camcorder charged and your patented black StalkerSuit on. We're going to Poland, boy.
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First of all, you're not a goober until I officially dub thee a goober, T.
Secondly, all of this Imp talk and soliciting for Imps/Imp Status began with yours truly.
It seems to me if you're going to prevent yourself from being just another cheap imitation Imp you're going to have to attach yourself to the Original Imp Solicitor and Goober Designator.
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quote: First of all, you're not a goober until I officially dub thee a goober, T.
But Toni, you have called me goober several times, and you haven't "officially dubbed" me a goober yet. Posts: 4229 | Registered: Dec 2002
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T, I'd be willing to fight for you. No matter what, I would. And I'll always be willing to fight for you. ((((T))))
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Hey, boys. Why not stay out of the stalking business and give the plane ticket to Poland to someone who needs it?
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Saudade is part of the Florida Hatracker division. As a representative of the Central Florida office, I would first like to congratulate her on the excellent job she has done running the North Florida office.
If Saudade does decide to release T from his servitude, the Florida Hatrack division has first crack at retaining his minionhood.
T, I'm not sure where you got the idea that you could sell your services as a minion. Those services are wholly owned by Saudade to with as she pleases.
You should have read the fine print.
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And even if she said you COULD quit, I really don't think minions negotiate their own contracts, or are free-agents anyway.
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